Title: Infomercial for the Clinically Insanebr
Rating: Gbr
Author: Lyddiebr
Summary: Er....br
Copyrights: JK Rowling owns Voldemort, and all HP related chartacters. I am merely a fanfiction writer whose humor
gets the best of her once in a while.brbr
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Are you tired of always being ignored? Always having that need for someone to fear you? Are you positively disgusted
with the way life as a witch and/or wizard is going? Then maybe you need...brbr
VOLDEMORT!!!brbr
Now, I don't want anyone scoffing at this, but I really think all of us have the potential to be great. Not just great, but
miraculous even. Think hard, my fellow students...don't you want fame and fortune? Don't you want people loving you?
Hating you? Even FEARING you?brbr
I had already experienced this, and it has truly changed my life. It is a wonderful thing. It's not Prozac, it's not Metabolite,
and it's not Oxy-Clean...brbr
It's Voldemort!brbr
You heard right, Voldemort. For absolutely nothing, you'll be able to experience the luxeries of being a Death Eater, at no
expenses whatsoeve!. Killing off Muggles, getting tatoos burned into your arm, and torturing those of the Good Side are
only a few things you will get from this! And to some who feel extra evil...killing Harry Potter!brbr
So take this into consideration, and become Death Eaters! That is all.brbr
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Hehe, I been eating too much sugar ^_^
Rating: Gbr
Author: Lyddiebr
Summary: Er....br
Copyrights: JK Rowling owns Voldemort, and all HP related chartacters. I am merely a fanfiction writer whose humor
gets the best of her once in a while.brbr
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brbr
Are you tired of always being ignored? Always having that need for someone to fear you? Are you positively disgusted
with the way life as a witch and/or wizard is going? Then maybe you need...brbr
VOLDEMORT!!!brbr
Now, I don't want anyone scoffing at this, but I really think all of us have the potential to be great. Not just great, but
miraculous even. Think hard, my fellow students...don't you want fame and fortune? Don't you want people loving you?
Hating you? Even FEARING you?brbr
I had already experienced this, and it has truly changed my life. It is a wonderful thing. It's not Prozac, it's not Metabolite,
and it's not Oxy-Clean...brbr
It's Voldemort!brbr
You heard right, Voldemort. For absolutely nothing, you'll be able to experience the luxeries of being a Death Eater, at no
expenses whatsoeve!. Killing off Muggles, getting tatoos burned into your arm, and torturing those of the Good Side are
only a few things you will get from this! And to some who feel extra evil...killing Harry Potter!brbr
So take this into consideration, and become Death Eaters! That is all.brbr
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Hehe, I been eating too much sugar ^_^