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Voldemort heads for Azkaban where upon arrival splits his team into two groups. He leads one and Joe leads the other half to the far side of the building. Voldemort's team easily gets past the defenses and to the building where Voldemort blasts his way in and finds himself facing twenty well-trained wizards and five ministry wizards.
Joe on the other hand had trouble getting past the first line of defense and was stunned. His groups, though, fought on and were forced to retreat by twenty well-trained wizards and five ministry wizards. Joe was taken prisoner and sent to the wizards physco ward where he yells butter me toast and chicken me nuggets.
Upon defeating Joe's squad the twenty-five wizards rushed off to help the other squad. Once there the battle shifted from a Voldemort victory to a good guy victory. Voldemort retreated hastily so he was not captured.
Back at their home Voldemort quickly appointed a new second in command who was named Ralph but was a lot smarter then Joe. Voldemort and Ralph talked and then talked to all the death eater's and said, "I know what we will do now". Everyone tensed listening as to get the location of the next battle but all Voldemort said was "Lets go out and get something to eat I'm starved". Everyone laughed and they headed off to "Schoof waun's wizardry eatery". When they got there the waiter seated them in the funny room where Radioactive English muffins music blared from the walls and all kinds of silly things happen to the guests while in the room.
After the waiter got what they wanted to drink he headed off to the kitchen where he brakes the emergency super fast owl post box writes a message to the wizard police and ships it off except the owl moves very slow. So while he awaits the police he tries to stall them.
So the waiter, trained in wizard clown fare, started doing stupid silly things. After awhile Voldemort stands up raises his wand and...
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Voldemort heads for Azkaban where upon arrival splits his team into two groups. He leads one and Joe leads the other half to the far side of the building. Voldemort's team easily gets past the defenses and to the building where Voldemort blasts his way in and finds himself facing twenty well-trained wizards and five ministry wizards.
Joe on the other hand had trouble getting past the first line of defense and was stunned. His groups, though, fought on and were forced to retreat by twenty well-trained wizards and five ministry wizards. Joe was taken prisoner and sent to the wizards physco ward where he yells butter me toast and chicken me nuggets.
Upon defeating Joe's squad the twenty-five wizards rushed off to help the other squad. Once there the battle shifted from a Voldemort victory to a good guy victory. Voldemort retreated hastily so he was not captured.
Back at their home Voldemort quickly appointed a new second in command who was named Ralph but was a lot smarter then Joe. Voldemort and Ralph talked and then talked to all the death eater's and said, "I know what we will do now". Everyone tensed listening as to get the location of the next battle but all Voldemort said was "Lets go out and get something to eat I'm starved". Everyone laughed and they headed off to "Schoof waun's wizardry eatery". When they got there the waiter seated them in the funny room where Radioactive English muffins music blared from the walls and all kinds of silly things happen to the guests while in the room.
After the waiter got what they wanted to drink he headed off to the kitchen where he brakes the emergency super fast owl post box writes a message to the wizard police and ships it off except the owl moves very slow. So while he awaits the police he tries to stall them.
So the waiter, trained in wizard clown fare, started doing stupid silly things. After awhile Voldemort stands up raises his wand and...
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