Crossovers Fom Hell (and How to Cope With Them)
By: Karu Leonnese
I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!!! Chapter 8 up and running! I keep going, even on a holiday! Does anyone read these anymore??
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3/30/2002 - Published: 7/5/2001 - id: 342620
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Chapter Four (this is my longest fic yet!) Saturday Morning Cartoons [Our heroes have finally stumbled out of the land of anime. But they're in for quite a shock!] Vincent: Oh no. We're in the land of Cheesy American Animation!! [A large sign that says 'Land of Cheesy American Animation' falls on Aeris.] Vincent: It was a sign from the heavens... [Everyone boos the author's bad pun.] Aeris: [clrawls out from under the sign.] Hey, I'm alive! Author: Of course. I'm not ready for you to die yet. ^-^ Cid: @#%^@^#&%$&^#%[email protected]#^#$%&$#$%&#$%^@%... ... ... [email protected]#^%. Tifa: What was all that for? Cid: [shrugs] I like the funny symbols the author uses to edit all my cussing. [Yuffie smiles proudly adn the group walks on. Why they stopped for Yuffie to cuss is beyond me... They end up in a forest.] Sephiroth: Not another one! [A little pink pig enters the scene. He looks all innocent and sweet.] Pig: H..hello. I'm Pppppppiglett. Aeris: [walks over to Piglett and hands him a flower] Here you go, you cute little thing. [Piglett then grows 40x's his original hight and swallows Aeris whole.] Piglett: [burps and returns to normal size.] Oh dddddear... [Tifa walks over to Piglett. She grabs him by the neck and lifts him off the ground. She punches him in the face.] [Piglett is silent, seeing as he's dead.] [The rest of the 'Pooh' cast shows up, and they don't look too happy that Tif killed their friend...] Cloud: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Red XIII: We must fight them! Cait Sith: [does a Kefka laugh] Kill 'em all!!!! [Yuffie takes on Eyore(spelling?).] Eyore: [monotone] Don't mind me. Just passin' through... [Yuffie throws her giant Shuriken. It slices through Eyore.] Yuffie: [laughs] You mean passing on... Tigger: [bounces around Vincent and laughs] You can't kill me if you can't stop me!! Vincent: [watches Tigger, a slight frown of annoyance on his face] Please stop that. Tigger: [jumps and punches Vincent] Or what, ya---- [Vincent turns into Chaos.] Tigger: ...ya...ya...eep. [Chaos tears Tigger to cotton-ey shreads.] Vincent: [returns to normal] Take that, you stuffed animal bastard! Tigger: [dying] B-L-double O-D......[dies.] [Sephiroth and Pooh Bear...] Pooh: Now, why can't we all just settle this over some honey?? Sephiroth: See you in hell, Bear... [He stabs Pooh in the middle. Pooh falls to his knees.] [Sephiroth flashes a 'I'm such a good bad guy' grin and cackles.] Sephiroth: [stabs him again] Just die!!! Cloud: [pulls out his B.A.S.] C'mon!!! Rabbit: I don't want to fight... ...but I know some birds that do!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!...ha. [Rabbit throws a bucket of birdseed on Cloud. Immediately, a flock of crows attack him, eating the seed...as well as Cloud himself.] Cloud: [running around like a chicken minus its head] OH GOD!!! GET 'EM OFF ME!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! [Rabbit looks on as the bieds devour Cloud. All the rest of the FF cast crowd around the only living Pooh cast-person.] Rabbit: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME???!!!! [Suddenly a huge box falls from the sky.] Red XIII: Another sign from the heavens!! Sephiroth: I'm gonna kill the author for these lame puns. [A Chocobo runs over Seph.] Tifa: No death threats to the writer. Cat Sith: The box crushed the rabbit. Vincent: So, what's in the box? [Christopher Robin enters.] Chris: Oh dear, where have all my friends gone? [Barret bursts out of the box and blasts Christopher Robin to kingdom come (where ever that is).] Barret: I figured you foo's need some elp! Red XIII: [tilts his head] What? Tifa: He said 'I figured you fools would need some help'. Vincent: So, you're leaving now, right? Barret: Hell naw. I's gonna stay wit you alls! Tifa: 'Hell no. I'm going to stay with you all.' Red XIII: Goddesses, no... Cait Sith: Anyway, I think I liked it better in Anime Land. [Suddenly, they're back in Anime Land.] Tifa: [fwaps Cait] you had to open your big mouth, didn't you? A/N: I think this is the best chapter yet! Thanks to everyone for ideas! I think this'll go on for quite awhile... Keep sending in ideas! I love 'em! |
