Disclaimer: The answering questions with a story was not my idea. It was... Well, I'm not sure, really. But whoever thought it up, they were obviously much smarter than me, because they thought of it before I did. I'm actually a relative latecomer to an ongoing "project" doing stuff like this. I'll start each story with who asked what, to give some context. Note that I write these very infrequently, but if you like what you see, harass me, maybe I'll write more. Heck, I might even take suggestions. So anyhow, sit back, enjoy, and try not to think too hard about it.