Good Idea, Bad Idea
by Karu
Disclaimer: I own nothing but me and my opinions, which I give freely anyways. Try to sue me and the only thing you'll get is a lot of obsenities. And my freaky homemade plushie, but I'll stalk you till I get it back.
Notes: Yes, I was bored. My first Slayers ficcy! ^.^ So go easy, cuz it's probably gonna be greatly OOC. Oh, and I don't mean to affend anyone I bash in here. It's harmless generalizations and stuff. No one take anything personal. Except character bashing. I mean that, but don't take it personally, even if you, like, look like the character or something...I dunno. ^.^
~*~
Karu: Hiya folks! I'm here today, with my new half-muses!
Zelgadis: Half-muse? What's that?
Xellos: It means we're only her muses HALF the time!
Karu: That's right, cuz my real muse gets jealous.
Gourry: Is that this spider thing?
Tara: *glares daggers at the group*
Karu: Yeah, that's her. *smiles brightly* Just don't let her kill you okay?
Vrumugun: *raises an eyebrow* Rrright...
Karu: *APs Tara to her room*
Zelgadis: So, why are we here anyways?
Xellos: Constructive boredom.
Karu: What did I tell you about reading my mind?
Xellos: Not to do it.
Karu: And what part of that didn't you understand?
Xellos: The 'not' of course!
Karu: -.-o
Zelgadis: You should have seen that coming...
Vrumugun: After all, you should know his character enough...*looks at her* after all the fics you have read.
Karu: I was.....STUDYING!!
Gourry: *confused* But school doesn't start until next Monday...
Karu: And you guys are goin with me...*grins evilly* but that's a WHOLE other story!
Xellos: Ohhh...chances to cause GREAT chaos...*giggles*
Others: o.O
Karu: .....ANYWAYS...I need something to amuse me while I clean the kitchen.
*Everyone is gone*
Karu: *turns around* Guys? GUYS?! Grrr.... *APs them all back*
Guys: /^.^\
Karu: C'mon guys! I need help!
Zelgadis: You never said cleaning was involved.
Karu: You never asked.
Xellos: Touche.
Vrumugun: This is not part of the muse's job description.
Gourry: If I help, can I have some ice cream?
Karu: Of course! *dramatically waves her arms* Ice cream for all of ya!
Gourry: I'll help! ^.^
Xellos: *grins* You got chocolate-vanilla twist and I'm yours.
Vrumugun: I think I will pass.
Karu: *pout/glare* Spoil sport.
Zelgadis: I'm leaving. *heads for the door*
Karu: *runs in front of him, blocking his exit* MATTE!!
Zelgadis: What's to stop me?
Karu: *thinks* Um...*ooh...the hamster's runnin the wheel now, folks!* Hmm...coffee?
Zelgadis: *glares at her for a second* Damn you fangirl.
Karu: I'll take that as a yes! *drags him back into the kitchen* Besides, I got more fun planned after we get done cleaning!
Vrumugun: Dare I ask?
Karu: I've got a meeting to go to, and you all are coming with me!
Gourry: An important meeting?
Karu: *shrugs* I guess. They don't tell me.
Xellos: Hmm...an important meeting to mess up...*smirks*
Karu: *tosses Xellos a trash bag* Now let's get started!
*The group begins to clean the kitchen. Or rather, Karu and Gourry clean, while Vrumugun sits there, Zelgadis sips coffee and Xellos 'supervises'.*
Xellos: *floating over Karu, who is mopping the floor* You missed some there..
Karu: *-.-+* You're really NOT helping...
Xellos: That's what I'm here for!
*CRASH!!*
All: O.o *look over to the source of the noise, to find the garbage can knocked over, spilling its contents everywhere. Gourry is standing next to it*
Gourry: Oops...
Karu: Gourry...! T.T
Xellos: *points to the spilled garbage and smirks* Missed some.
Karu: *proceeds to chase the Mazoku with the mop*
*Later, after the mess is cleaned up, and Karu, Gourry and Xellos are eating their ice cream*
Gourry: ^.^...Ice cream! *eats happily*
Karu: Mint chocolate-chip, baby!
Zalgadis: You do realize that it's 6:25, right?
Karu: *jumps up, splattering ice cream on Vrummy* O.O...SIX TWENTY- FIVE?!?!?
Vrumugun: *-.-o...wipes ice cream off himself* What time is your meeting?
Karu: *pulling on her shoes* 6:30!!
Vrumugun: Well, I am sorry I cannot join you, but I have other plans.
Xellos: Oh? *^.^* And what might THOSE be, Vru-chan??
Karu: He's got a 'date' with Zangulus...^.^
Vrumugun: *disappears*
Gourry: o.o...How'd he do that?
Karu: AP. What else?
Zelgadis: Can I go too?
Karu: No.
Zelgadis: *facefaults* Why not? Vrumugun left!
Karu: Yes, but he had plans. *smiles fangirlishly* Yaoirrific plans at that!
Zelgadis: *glares* Damn you again fangirl...
Karu: Heh...Now COME ON!!! *grabs his and Gourry's arm and runs out the door*
Xellos: Hey! You're not gonna leave me behind! *phases out*
*A block from Karu's house*
Karu: *screetches to a halt, letting Zelgadis and Gourry fly forward from momentum*
Zelgadis/Gourry: AHHHH!! *crash into the bushes*
Karu: Oops..gomen.
Xellos: *phases in* That looked fun. *notices the tall menacing building in front of them* Is this the place?
Karu: *smiles* Yuppers!
Zelgadis: *gets up, pulling leaves out of his hair* That was neither needed nor appreciated.
Gourry: *@.@* Let's do it agaaaaaaaaain....
Amelia: *pops in* Now Karu-san! It was completely unjust for you to throw poor Zelgadis-san and Gourry-san into those bushes! *gets up on top of the building to rant*
Karu: -.-...*gets ready to chuck a rock at her*
*A bird flies into her face and she falls off the building*
Amelia: *falls* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *splatters into a puddle on the pavement*
Karu: *tosses rock lightly at the puddle* Bwahaha. Amelia street-pizza.
Mysterious Yet Familiar Voice: That was so COOL!!
Mysterious Yet Not So Familiar Voice: *-.-* Nanto.
*The group, Zelgadis and Gourry now removed from the bushes, turns in the direction of the MYFV and MYNSFV*
All: *gasp!*
MYFV: What?
MYNSFV: You blew our cover...
MYFV: What cover? ^.^
*The MYFV turns out to be none other than Karu's friend and fellow fangirl, Tamayo! And the MYNSFV is her current bishounen-in-dragging, Valgarv*
Tama: That pidgeon did a kamakazi straight into her! *laughs her ass off*
Karu: Well, if you jump to high places to rant about justice, you need to watch out for low-flying objects and such.
*The Amelia-puddle slinks off to plot her justified revenge*
Valgarv: What are you guys doing here anyways?
Xellos: *^.^* Sore wa himitsu desu!
Karu: Okay, who saw that one coming?
*All but Gourry raise their hands*
Gourry: Huh?
Tama: But really guys...where ya headed?
Zelgadis: Karu has a meeting she's taking us to.
Tama: *points to Tall MEnacing Building* In THERE?!
Karu: *simply* Yeah.
Tama: COOL!!
Zelgadis: Which reminds me...wasn't that meeting in five minutes?
Karu: *freaks out* HOLY SHIMATTA!!
Zelgadis: Now whatever you do don't go grabbing me again, and--
*Zel is cut off as Karu grabs the two's arms again and runs inside, Tama dragging Valgarv hot on her heels*
Xellos: She's only doing that because she knows I'll follow...
*He gets ready to phase inside, but stops. He looks at the readers*
Xellos: Hiya! This is it for Chapter One! Will Karu make it to her meeting in time? Will Tama and Valgarv stay for the fun? Will Amelia get her revenge? Will Zelgadis survive? Will I get to torture someone?Will Gourry get a clue? *wags his finger* Sore wa himitsu desu, of course! Find out all the answers in Chapter Two! But before that, see that lonely little button in the lefthand corner? Give it some attention and review! ^.^ Bye now!
*He phases out*
~To be continued...
by Karu
Disclaimer: I own nothing but me and my opinions, which I give freely anyways. Try to sue me and the only thing you'll get is a lot of obsenities. And my freaky homemade plushie, but I'll stalk you till I get it back.
Notes: Yes, I was bored. My first Slayers ficcy! ^.^ So go easy, cuz it's probably gonna be greatly OOC. Oh, and I don't mean to affend anyone I bash in here. It's harmless generalizations and stuff. No one take anything personal. Except character bashing. I mean that, but don't take it personally, even if you, like, look like the character or something...I dunno. ^.^
~*~
Karu: Hiya folks! I'm here today, with my new half-muses!
Zelgadis: Half-muse? What's that?
Xellos: It means we're only her muses HALF the time!
Karu: That's right, cuz my real muse gets jealous.
Gourry: Is that this spider thing?
Tara: *glares daggers at the group*
Karu: Yeah, that's her. *smiles brightly* Just don't let her kill you okay?
Vrumugun: *raises an eyebrow* Rrright...
Karu: *APs Tara to her room*
Zelgadis: So, why are we here anyways?
Xellos: Constructive boredom.
Karu: What did I tell you about reading my mind?
Xellos: Not to do it.
Karu: And what part of that didn't you understand?
Xellos: The 'not' of course!
Karu: -.-o
Zelgadis: You should have seen that coming...
Vrumugun: After all, you should know his character enough...*looks at her* after all the fics you have read.
Karu: I was.....STUDYING!!
Gourry: *confused* But school doesn't start until next Monday...
Karu: And you guys are goin with me...*grins evilly* but that's a WHOLE other story!
Xellos: Ohhh...chances to cause GREAT chaos...*giggles*
Others: o.O
Karu: .....ANYWAYS...I need something to amuse me while I clean the kitchen.
*Everyone is gone*
Karu: *turns around* Guys? GUYS?! Grrr.... *APs them all back*
Guys: /^.^\
Karu: C'mon guys! I need help!
Zelgadis: You never said cleaning was involved.
Karu: You never asked.
Xellos: Touche.
Vrumugun: This is not part of the muse's job description.
Gourry: If I help, can I have some ice cream?
Karu: Of course! *dramatically waves her arms* Ice cream for all of ya!
Gourry: I'll help! ^.^
Xellos: *grins* You got chocolate-vanilla twist and I'm yours.
Vrumugun: I think I will pass.
Karu: *pout/glare* Spoil sport.
Zelgadis: I'm leaving. *heads for the door*
Karu: *runs in front of him, blocking his exit* MATTE!!
Zelgadis: What's to stop me?
Karu: *thinks* Um...*ooh...the hamster's runnin the wheel now, folks!* Hmm...coffee?
Zelgadis: *glares at her for a second* Damn you fangirl.
Karu: I'll take that as a yes! *drags him back into the kitchen* Besides, I got more fun planned after we get done cleaning!
Vrumugun: Dare I ask?
Karu: I've got a meeting to go to, and you all are coming with me!
Gourry: An important meeting?
Karu: *shrugs* I guess. They don't tell me.
Xellos: Hmm...an important meeting to mess up...*smirks*
Karu: *tosses Xellos a trash bag* Now let's get started!
*The group begins to clean the kitchen. Or rather, Karu and Gourry clean, while Vrumugun sits there, Zelgadis sips coffee and Xellos 'supervises'.*
Xellos: *floating over Karu, who is mopping the floor* You missed some there..
Karu: *-.-+* You're really NOT helping...
Xellos: That's what I'm here for!
*CRASH!!*
All: O.o *look over to the source of the noise, to find the garbage can knocked over, spilling its contents everywhere. Gourry is standing next to it*
Gourry: Oops...
Karu: Gourry...! T.T
Xellos: *points to the spilled garbage and smirks* Missed some.
Karu: *proceeds to chase the Mazoku with the mop*
*Later, after the mess is cleaned up, and Karu, Gourry and Xellos are eating their ice cream*
Gourry: ^.^...Ice cream! *eats happily*
Karu: Mint chocolate-chip, baby!
Zalgadis: You do realize that it's 6:25, right?
Karu: *jumps up, splattering ice cream on Vrummy* O.O...SIX TWENTY- FIVE?!?!?
Vrumugun: *-.-o...wipes ice cream off himself* What time is your meeting?
Karu: *pulling on her shoes* 6:30!!
Vrumugun: Well, I am sorry I cannot join you, but I have other plans.
Xellos: Oh? *^.^* And what might THOSE be, Vru-chan??
Karu: He's got a 'date' with Zangulus...^.^
Vrumugun: *disappears*
Gourry: o.o...How'd he do that?
Karu: AP. What else?
Zelgadis: Can I go too?
Karu: No.
Zelgadis: *facefaults* Why not? Vrumugun left!
Karu: Yes, but he had plans. *smiles fangirlishly* Yaoirrific plans at that!
Zelgadis: *glares* Damn you again fangirl...
Karu: Heh...Now COME ON!!! *grabs his and Gourry's arm and runs out the door*
Xellos: Hey! You're not gonna leave me behind! *phases out*
*A block from Karu's house*
Karu: *screetches to a halt, letting Zelgadis and Gourry fly forward from momentum*
Zelgadis/Gourry: AHHHH!! *crash into the bushes*
Karu: Oops..gomen.
Xellos: *phases in* That looked fun. *notices the tall menacing building in front of them* Is this the place?
Karu: *smiles* Yuppers!
Zelgadis: *gets up, pulling leaves out of his hair* That was neither needed nor appreciated.
Gourry: *@.@* Let's do it agaaaaaaaaain....
Amelia: *pops in* Now Karu-san! It was completely unjust for you to throw poor Zelgadis-san and Gourry-san into those bushes! *gets up on top of the building to rant*
Karu: -.-...*gets ready to chuck a rock at her*
*A bird flies into her face and she falls off the building*
Amelia: *falls* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *splatters into a puddle on the pavement*
Karu: *tosses rock lightly at the puddle* Bwahaha. Amelia street-pizza.
Mysterious Yet Familiar Voice: That was so COOL!!
Mysterious Yet Not So Familiar Voice: *-.-* Nanto.
*The group, Zelgadis and Gourry now removed from the bushes, turns in the direction of the MYFV and MYNSFV*
All: *gasp!*
MYFV: What?
MYNSFV: You blew our cover...
MYFV: What cover? ^.^
*The MYFV turns out to be none other than Karu's friend and fellow fangirl, Tamayo! And the MYNSFV is her current bishounen-in-dragging, Valgarv*
Tama: That pidgeon did a kamakazi straight into her! *laughs her ass off*
Karu: Well, if you jump to high places to rant about justice, you need to watch out for low-flying objects and such.
*The Amelia-puddle slinks off to plot her justified revenge*
Valgarv: What are you guys doing here anyways?
Xellos: *^.^* Sore wa himitsu desu!
Karu: Okay, who saw that one coming?
*All but Gourry raise their hands*
Gourry: Huh?
Tama: But really guys...where ya headed?
Zelgadis: Karu has a meeting she's taking us to.
Tama: *points to Tall MEnacing Building* In THERE?!
Karu: *simply* Yeah.
Tama: COOL!!
Zelgadis: Which reminds me...wasn't that meeting in five minutes?
Karu: *freaks out* HOLY SHIMATTA!!
Zelgadis: Now whatever you do don't go grabbing me again, and--
*Zel is cut off as Karu grabs the two's arms again and runs inside, Tama dragging Valgarv hot on her heels*
Xellos: She's only doing that because she knows I'll follow...
*He gets ready to phase inside, but stops. He looks at the readers*
Xellos: Hiya! This is it for Chapter One! Will Karu make it to her meeting in time? Will Tama and Valgarv stay for the fun? Will Amelia get her revenge? Will Zelgadis survive? Will I get to torture someone?Will Gourry get a clue? *wags his finger* Sore wa himitsu desu, of course! Find out all the answers in Chapter Two! But before that, see that lonely little button in the lefthand corner? Give it some attention and review! ^.^ Bye now!
*He phases out*
~To be continued...