Good Idea, Bad Idea
Chapter Two: The Meeting *dun dun dun!*
Disclaimer: See Chapter One
Notes: Yes, you are tortured with more stupidity on my part! Bwaha!
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*We see Filia, sitting at a table in a featureless white room, sipping tea*
Filia: Hello! Welcome to Karu's fanfic. I'm your narrator, Filia. *sips tea* As you saw in Chapter One, the group is in for some trouble. And I thought that I'd clear up some things from Chapter One that Karu forgot. First of all, 'matte' means 'wait', 'nanto' means 'whatever' and 'shimatta' is 'S@#$' (A/N: Not completely sure here...I've heard it translated differently, but I use it as such). And for this episode, 'urasai' means 'shut up', 'baka' is 'fool' or 'idiot'...
Karu: *offscreen* Get on with it, Dragon-Girl!
Filia: A-HEM! *sips* Anyways, the group was joined by Tamayo, fellow authoress, fangirl and freind to Karu, and her current bishounen, Valgarv. *sips* We now go to the TMB (Tall Menacing Building) to rejoin our fanfiction already in progress.
*Our small army runs into the building*
Tama: So what kind of meeting is this anyways?
Karu: A boring adult meeting they wanted a youth opinion in.
Zelgadis: Do they have coffee?
Karu: Prolly.
*Xellos phases in, landing right on Karu, Zelgadis and Gourry*
Karu: ....Owchies.
Gourry: Gah...
Zelgadis: -.-+ Fruitcake...
Xellos: *sitting on top of the pile innocently* Hi to you too, Zel-chan!
Zelgadis: Get OFF!
Xellos: *floats up*
*The three get up, only to be confronted by one of the adults*
OotA: Hello Karu. You're a little late.
Karu: ^.^o...I had to clean up at home.
OotA: Okay, we're just getting ready to start. *looks at Tama* Who's your friend?
Karu: This is Tamayo. She's...um...here to provide another youth's opinion. I'm....trying to get her to join the youth group!
OotA: Oh that's nice. *walks off muttering* Yes, another young mind to brainwash and mold to our desires..BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Karu/Tama: o.O...*stare at OotA*
OotA: Oh...it seems I raised my voice too much. Forgive me. *continues walking away*
Zelgadis: What was THAT all about?
Karu: My youth leader.
Tama: Matte...isn't a youth group a church-sponsored activity?
Karu: *walking along* Yep.
Tama: *stops Karu by yanking her hair* YOU BROUGHT ME IN A CHURCH!?!?!
Xellos: CHURCH?! *faints*
Valgarv: Church? *looks sick*
Tama: Are you out of your mind?! Bringing two Mazoku into a church?! And wanting ME to join anything by it?!
Karu: *pulls her hair out of Tama's grasp* Relax, Tama! I was just trying to get him off our case. And the Mazoku shouldn't have a problem being in here. *shrugs* Val's just not liking the thought, and Xel's a drama queen.
Xellos: *sits up suddenly* Problem with that?
Karu: Not at all. Let's go.
*Back at Filia's Tea Table*
Filia: *sips tea* So, the stupid namagomi wasn't dead after all...darn. Well...it seems out TMB was actually a church. A tall menacing church? What?!
Lina: *pops in* One of those old buildings from back when everything was tall and menacing!
Filia: Lina-san! Join me for some tea?
Lina: Erm...okay. *sits down*
*Back at the TMC*
Karu: *stands, arms crossed and tapping her foot impatiently* I KNEW I shouldn't have given her that narration job...*sighs*
Tama: Uh Karu...meeting.
Karu: Oh yeah! *leads the group into the small cramped room used for the meeting*
Zelgadis: Ugh. A huge building, and they meet in the smallest room?
Karu: *whispers* Well, technically, there's only eight of us. No one can see you guys except Tama and I.
Xellos: *whines* Aww! How am I supposed to cause chaos if no one can SEE me?!
Zelgadis: Urasai, baka Mazoku. *looks around* Where's the coffee?
Karu: In the next room over. Why don't you go help yourself?
Gourry: I'm thristy too.
Karu: Okay. Zel, take Gourry with you.
Zelgadis: *mutters* Order me around...fangirls...
*Zel and Gourry go into the TMC's kitchen*
Zelgadis: *starts looking in the cupboards for coffee*
Gourry: Can I have some too?
Zelgadis: *looks at him* No. Remember what happened last time you had coffee?
Gourry: *thinks* No.
Zelgadis: Right. I am talking to Gourry after all. Go look in the fridge for some juice or something.
Gourry: *opens the fridge* I don't see anything...I'll check the freezer too.
Zelgadis: *finds a bag of coffee in the cabinet* Aha! *begins to make coffee*
Gourry: *walks over to him, eating a popcicle* Yummy.
Zelgadis: Where'd you get that?
Gourry: Freezer. It's like juice....only frozen!
Zelgadis: *starts to object, then stops* Nanto.
*By now, his coffee is done enough for one cup, so he fills one*
Zelgadis: Ahhh....*drinks*
*Random Church-Type Person walks by*
RCTP: *sees a popcicle and a coffee cup floating in the air by themselves* O.O *faints*
Gourry: *notices RCTP* What's with him?
Zelgadis: *shrugs*
*Back inside the meeting room...Karu, Tama and the bishounen sit back in the back of the room*
Church Preacher Guy: *rants on about boring stuff*
Karu: *not paying attention, draws chibi bishounen*
Tama: *brushes Valgarv's hair, much against his will*
Valgarv: -.-....*growls*
Xellos: *floats behind the CPG, making funny faces*
Karu: *starts laughing at Xel's antics*
*All the church peeps look at her*
Karu: o.O...gomen.
CPG: What?
Tama: Is means sorry.
CPG: O.O...Are you speaking in tongues?!
Karu: It's Japanese!
CPG: So this devil language has a name now?!
Xellos: This guy's cracked...
Karu: *snaps* I've had QUITE enough outta you Mazoku!
CPG: What? Are you talking to Satan now????!!
Tama: This is getting obsurd...
Valgarv: Just tell me when it starts getting OBSCENE.
*All the Church People surround the fangirls, and unintentionally surround their bishounen*
CP: Satanists!
Karu: Oh crap.
Tama: Karu, I'm SO going to kill you.
Karu: If they don't burn us at the stake first...
CPG: Good idea! BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!!
Valgarv: They have a STAKE?!
Karu: Salem Trials play...
Tama: Now I REALLY hurt you.
Xellos: This might actually be some fun!
Tama/Karu: Masochist...
*The CP close in*
*Back in the kitchen, frightened screams are heard from the room over*
Zelgadis: What was THAT?!
Gourry: Sounded like Karu, Tama, Val and Xel...
Zelgadis: *rolls his eyes* What did they do THIS TIME?!
*The two run off to save the others*
*Back in Filia's Tea Room*
*Filia and Lina are having a nice little chat*
Lina: So then he said...
Filia: *giggles, then notices the readers* Oh! Welcome back!
Lina: Heya!
Filia: Well, this moment of suspense will be our ending point for Chapter Two! Tune in next time, to see this conflict solved...or will more arrive?
Lina: And see more of me too!
Filia: Review and be blessed!
~To be continued...
Chapter Two: The Meeting *dun dun dun!*
Disclaimer: See Chapter One
Notes: Yes, you are tortured with more stupidity on my part! Bwaha!
~*~
*We see Filia, sitting at a table in a featureless white room, sipping tea*
Filia: Hello! Welcome to Karu's fanfic. I'm your narrator, Filia. *sips tea* As you saw in Chapter One, the group is in for some trouble. And I thought that I'd clear up some things from Chapter One that Karu forgot. First of all, 'matte' means 'wait', 'nanto' means 'whatever' and 'shimatta' is 'S@#$' (A/N: Not completely sure here...I've heard it translated differently, but I use it as such). And for this episode, 'urasai' means 'shut up', 'baka' is 'fool' or 'idiot'...
Karu: *offscreen* Get on with it, Dragon-Girl!
Filia: A-HEM! *sips* Anyways, the group was joined by Tamayo, fellow authoress, fangirl and freind to Karu, and her current bishounen, Valgarv. *sips* We now go to the TMB (Tall Menacing Building) to rejoin our fanfiction already in progress.
*Our small army runs into the building*
Tama: So what kind of meeting is this anyways?
Karu: A boring adult meeting they wanted a youth opinion in.
Zelgadis: Do they have coffee?
Karu: Prolly.
*Xellos phases in, landing right on Karu, Zelgadis and Gourry*
Karu: ....Owchies.
Gourry: Gah...
Zelgadis: -.-+ Fruitcake...
Xellos: *sitting on top of the pile innocently* Hi to you too, Zel-chan!
Zelgadis: Get OFF!
Xellos: *floats up*
*The three get up, only to be confronted by one of the adults*
OotA: Hello Karu. You're a little late.
Karu: ^.^o...I had to clean up at home.
OotA: Okay, we're just getting ready to start. *looks at Tama* Who's your friend?
Karu: This is Tamayo. She's...um...here to provide another youth's opinion. I'm....trying to get her to join the youth group!
OotA: Oh that's nice. *walks off muttering* Yes, another young mind to brainwash and mold to our desires..BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Karu/Tama: o.O...*stare at OotA*
OotA: Oh...it seems I raised my voice too much. Forgive me. *continues walking away*
Zelgadis: What was THAT all about?
Karu: My youth leader.
Tama: Matte...isn't a youth group a church-sponsored activity?
Karu: *walking along* Yep.
Tama: *stops Karu by yanking her hair* YOU BROUGHT ME IN A CHURCH!?!?!
Xellos: CHURCH?! *faints*
Valgarv: Church? *looks sick*
Tama: Are you out of your mind?! Bringing two Mazoku into a church?! And wanting ME to join anything by it?!
Karu: *pulls her hair out of Tama's grasp* Relax, Tama! I was just trying to get him off our case. And the Mazoku shouldn't have a problem being in here. *shrugs* Val's just not liking the thought, and Xel's a drama queen.
Xellos: *sits up suddenly* Problem with that?
Karu: Not at all. Let's go.
*Back at Filia's Tea Table*
Filia: *sips tea* So, the stupid namagomi wasn't dead after all...darn. Well...it seems out TMB was actually a church. A tall menacing church? What?!
Lina: *pops in* One of those old buildings from back when everything was tall and menacing!
Filia: Lina-san! Join me for some tea?
Lina: Erm...okay. *sits down*
*Back at the TMC*
Karu: *stands, arms crossed and tapping her foot impatiently* I KNEW I shouldn't have given her that narration job...*sighs*
Tama: Uh Karu...meeting.
Karu: Oh yeah! *leads the group into the small cramped room used for the meeting*
Zelgadis: Ugh. A huge building, and they meet in the smallest room?
Karu: *whispers* Well, technically, there's only eight of us. No one can see you guys except Tama and I.
Xellos: *whines* Aww! How am I supposed to cause chaos if no one can SEE me?!
Zelgadis: Urasai, baka Mazoku. *looks around* Where's the coffee?
Karu: In the next room over. Why don't you go help yourself?
Gourry: I'm thristy too.
Karu: Okay. Zel, take Gourry with you.
Zelgadis: *mutters* Order me around...fangirls...
*Zel and Gourry go into the TMC's kitchen*
Zelgadis: *starts looking in the cupboards for coffee*
Gourry: Can I have some too?
Zelgadis: *looks at him* No. Remember what happened last time you had coffee?
Gourry: *thinks* No.
Zelgadis: Right. I am talking to Gourry after all. Go look in the fridge for some juice or something.
Gourry: *opens the fridge* I don't see anything...I'll check the freezer too.
Zelgadis: *finds a bag of coffee in the cabinet* Aha! *begins to make coffee*
Gourry: *walks over to him, eating a popcicle* Yummy.
Zelgadis: Where'd you get that?
Gourry: Freezer. It's like juice....only frozen!
Zelgadis: *starts to object, then stops* Nanto.
*By now, his coffee is done enough for one cup, so he fills one*
Zelgadis: Ahhh....*drinks*
*Random Church-Type Person walks by*
RCTP: *sees a popcicle and a coffee cup floating in the air by themselves* O.O *faints*
Gourry: *notices RCTP* What's with him?
Zelgadis: *shrugs*
*Back inside the meeting room...Karu, Tama and the bishounen sit back in the back of the room*
Church Preacher Guy: *rants on about boring stuff*
Karu: *not paying attention, draws chibi bishounen*
Tama: *brushes Valgarv's hair, much against his will*
Valgarv: -.-....*growls*
Xellos: *floats behind the CPG, making funny faces*
Karu: *starts laughing at Xel's antics*
*All the church peeps look at her*
Karu: o.O...gomen.
CPG: What?
Tama: Is means sorry.
CPG: O.O...Are you speaking in tongues?!
Karu: It's Japanese!
CPG: So this devil language has a name now?!
Xellos: This guy's cracked...
Karu: *snaps* I've had QUITE enough outta you Mazoku!
CPG: What? Are you talking to Satan now????!!
Tama: This is getting obsurd...
Valgarv: Just tell me when it starts getting OBSCENE.
*All the Church People surround the fangirls, and unintentionally surround their bishounen*
CP: Satanists!
Karu: Oh crap.
Tama: Karu, I'm SO going to kill you.
Karu: If they don't burn us at the stake first...
CPG: Good idea! BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!!
Valgarv: They have a STAKE?!
Karu: Salem Trials play...
Tama: Now I REALLY hurt you.
Xellos: This might actually be some fun!
Tama/Karu: Masochist...
*The CP close in*
*Back in the kitchen, frightened screams are heard from the room over*
Zelgadis: What was THAT?!
Gourry: Sounded like Karu, Tama, Val and Xel...
Zelgadis: *rolls his eyes* What did they do THIS TIME?!
*The two run off to save the others*
*Back in Filia's Tea Room*
*Filia and Lina are having a nice little chat*
Lina: So then he said...
Filia: *giggles, then notices the readers* Oh! Welcome back!
Lina: Heya!
Filia: Well, this moment of suspense will be our ending point for Chapter Two! Tune in next time, to see this conflict solved...or will more arrive?
Lina: And see more of me too!
Filia: Review and be blessed!
~To be continued...