Labyrinth

by Karu Leonnese & Sammy Cortez

Notes: This one's shorter and kinda an inside joke. The story we're reading isn't mine. It's one I found on the Silk and Stone website, by _____________ You might wanna read it first, unless you want the ending given away. ^.^ And Sammy's whole thing about me keeping her from being Sarah is because I'm writing a Labyrinth fic for my original anime.

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*Sammy walks into Karu's living room, where Karu is reading a fic she printed out*

Sammy: Aaaaaaaaaooooooogggggggggaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Karu: *deosn't look up from the fic* What is up with you?

Sammy: Dunno really...Whatcha readin?

Karu: o.O...Slayers Labyryth fic...

Sammy: *jumps on the couch* Eeeeerrrrrrppppp!! Who is Jereth?

Karu: *smiles* Xellos

Sammy: *screams in happiness*

Karu: ^.^o

Sammy: Who plays Sarah?

Karu: Zelgadis *smirks*

Sammy: *looks upset* What?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karu: o.o...nani?

Sammy: *goes and finds Zel* ZEL-SAN!

Zel: *is drinkning coffee* Oh what do you want now?

Sammy: Hehe what's new Sarah?

Zel: What? Have you been sniffing paint?

Sammy: Nnnnoooooooo...but there was that black marker would that count?

Zel: //.-o

Sammy: Hehehehe!! Oh Jereth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xel: *appears* You rang, milady? ^.^

Sammy: *hugs onto him* I am so proud of you!!!!

Xel: *grins*

Zel: I don't know what's going on, but I want no part of it

Sammy: Why couldn't I be Sarah though....I wanna be Sarah...

Karu: *walks in* I think you already are, Zel-kun

Sammy: *cries* I wanna be Sarah

Zel: what's wrong with Sammy?

Sammy: *is hugging onto Xellos crying*

Karu: *hands Zel a copy of the Labyrinth fic she's reading*

Zel: *reading* Amelia's my SISTER?! *keeps reading then looks at Xellos* YOU!!

Sammy: *snorts but still cries*

Karu: *laughs nervously* Well, it's a bit yaoi and all...^.^o

Sammy: I WANNA BE SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zel: *snorts and tosses the script back to Karu* Not like I'm stopping you

Sammy: Karu is!!!!!!!

Karu: *is reading the fic* Hmm? I'm what now?

Sammy: Yyyyyou!!!! YOU'RE STOPING ME FROM BECOMING SARAH!!! *cries kicking Xellos*

Karu: I didn't write it....'Sides...I'm waiting to see Zel-kun in the ball dress...^.^

Zel: Eh...//.o

Sammy: Eeeeeerrrrrrrpppppiiiiiieeeeeee

Karu: ^.^ Xellos sings too!

Sammy: Nnnnoooooooo!!!!! I wanna be your queen Xellos!!

Zel: She can take my place...//.-

Sammy: Please!!!!!!!!

Xel: *puts one arm around Sammy, the other around Zel* Ne, why not both? *smirks*

Sammy: *goes bright red in the face* Eeerrkk

Xel: *looks at Karu* And how about you? Wanna join us?

Karu: *gags*

Zel: *twitches* Fruitcake...

Sammy: All this fruitcake talk make me hungy

Karu: *still reading* Damn you Xellos...Zel's finally in a dress and you turned him into a girl...

Zel: WTF?!

Sammy: What!?

Karu: -.-o...You heard me...

Sammy: Dear lord!!!! *hisses at Zel*

Zel: What?

Karu: T.T....Most of the reason I was reading this....gone in a flash...*sobs*

Sammy: SARAH! SARAH!!

Karu: *shakes Zel by the shoulders* YOU ARE NOT A GIRL!!!!

Zel: //.O

Xel: Y'know, this whole Labyrinth thing gives me an idea....

Sammy: And what might that be?

Xel: *smirks evilly* Sore wa himistu desu! *grabs Zel and they both phase out*

Karu/Sammy: O.o

*They stand there for a minute*

Sammy: So...should we go after them?

Karu:....Mmmmm....nah. I'm going to look up more fics.

Sammy: Ooh me too!

Karu: Kay...C'mon Sarah!

Sammy: *shoujo eyes* Really?

Karu: Sure why not?!

*The two go to read fics like good little fangirls, leaving poor Zel to the -ahem- whims of the Mazoku*

~Fin