Every Story
Notes: This song is really fun to sing. ^.^ And it really made me want some tropical fruit. Heehee...Oh lord, I'm nervous...the actual play opens Friday night. Squee! Wish me luck! ^.^
Oh and to Xellas M., who said they'd understand it better if they knew the songs, trust me it doesn't help. I know them and wrote this thing and I STILL don't understand it. ^.^
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CHAPTER FOUR: CRAZY ZELGADIS
[Zangulus and Vrumugun walk onto the black screen, both sulking.]
Zangulus: When we last left the story, Vrummy was being a baby and left the narration to me, so-
Vrumugun: -which I realize was wrong of me.
Zangulus: [looks at him] Really?
Vrumugun: Yes. I should have done it myself. You did nothing but mess it up.
Zangulus: [glares] Then by all means go ahead!
Vrumugun: Xellos had taken Zelgadis to meet his friends, and the chimera had learned that Xellos was a Mazoku. A demon. And then Zellas, Xellos' master, had tried to convince Zelgadis to become one of them. Zelgadis refused, and Xellos phased the both of them away.
[A shoe hits Vrumugun on the head.]
Vrumugun: @.@...[glares] VERY MATURE ZANGULUS!!!
Zangulus: [sticks his tongue out] Get on with it!
Vrumugun: So we now continue with our demon and chimera. I must deal with someone...
[Zangulus goes offscreen. Vrumugun, fuming, follows. The screen fades in to the same scene we left out on.]
Xellos: So...
Zelgadis: Um...where'd we go?
Xellos: Huh? Oh that. I can teleport, if that's what you want to call it. The important thing is, we're not going back there anytime soon.
Zelgadis: [looks curious] I thought you wanted me to join your group?
Xellos: Oh I did, but...[grins kinda evilly] I don't wanna share.
Zelgadis: o.O
[Before he can reply, four things run into him, sending both Zelgadis and Xellos crashing to the ground, with four people on top of them. Lina, Gourry, Filia and Amelia to be precise.]
Zelgadis: HEY!! //.-+
Lina: Hey Zel! So here's where ya've been hidin' out!
Amelia: We were worried about you!
Filia: Out here to angst again, are we?
Gourry: We're kinda squishing him I think...
Lina: [gets up] You DON'T think Gourry...that's the problem.
Amelia: [helps the others up] Zelgadis-san, you must stop disappearing like this.
Zelgadis: [annoyed] And why 'must' I?
Lina: 'Cause it PISSES me off!
Gourry: [pokes Xellos] Who's this?
Zelgadis: [looks over] Oh...that's Xellos...he's...eh...
Xellos: [pops up] His one and only true love!
[Xellos clamps onto Zelgadis. The two recive three 'o.O' looks and one rather confused one.]
Lina: What the--?!
Amelia: Zelgadis-san, is this true?
Filia: Gah! What is WRONG with you humans?!
Zelgadis: [wiggles away from Xellos] No way. He's just following me for some reason...
Xellos: I'll handle that! Zel-chan here resuced me from the evil demons and now I'm going to join you guys!
Lina/Amelia/Filia: WHAT?!
Gourry: Did you really?
Zelgadis: What? No. He IS a demon.
Filia: o.o+ Mazoku?!
Zelgadis: He tried to get me to be one, then changed his mind.
Lina: Why?
Xellos: ^.^ Sore wa himistu desu!
Gourry: What's that mean?
Xellos: It's a secret.
Gourry: C'mon tell me!
Xellos: It's a secret.
Gourry: Please?
Xellos: Sore wa himistu desu.
Gourry: What's it MEAN?
Xellos: It's a secret.
Gourry: What-
Zelgadis: //.-+++ STOP IT!
(A/N: I do that to people all the time ^.^)
Xellos: Nanto. But I was telling the truth about wanting to join this merry band of morons.
Lina: -.-..No.
Amelia: He's a demon?!
Zelgadis: Well, I don't think he can really go back to his old friends...after running off with their new candidate...I think he could hang out with us for a bit...
Lina: Eh..? Could it be....? Is Zelgadis sticking up for his little demon?
Zelgadis: Hey!
Filia: I KNEW there was something wrong with him!
Amelia: I can't believe Zelgadis would be unjust enough to consort with a demon!
[Cue music]
Lina: [to Xellos] And you want to join the group?!
[The girls laugh]
Amelia: Zelgadis wants the demon to come with us?
Filia: [sings] I should find a tree all covered with mangos (A/N: C'mon peeps, humor me..how do you think Sypheil got a coconut? We're in a tropical Slayers universe, kay?) Juicy mangos fat and well-fed. Pick a mango!
Amelia: Juicy mango! Lovely mango!
Lina: A gigantic mango!
Filia: Drop the mango!
[All three do the bomb-drop whistle.]
All: BOOM!!
Filia: And knock some sense in his head!
Amelia/ Lina: Knock some sense in his head!
Lina: Until he changes his tone
Xellos: [matter-of-factly] But his head's made of stone!
Gourry: Give him what he wants.
Lina/Amelia/Filia: Give him what he--[look at Gourry questionably]
Gourry: Give him what he wants. [A moment of intelligence ^.^] Love has many powers, if the love is true, it can change your life, bring two worlds together, it can surprise...even you.
Lina: [steps up to Gourry] Ha! Their love surprises me? All his heart will get is broken!
Gourry: A weak heart yes, a strong one no Not if love is what he chooses.
Filia: Ridiculous!
Xellos: Interesting!
Gourry: And it is possible.
[Music end]
Zelgadis: [to Lina] You know what...if you won't let him in, then...I guess I'll have to leave too.
Lina: You'd do that? Leave your friends for a...Mazoku?
Zelgadis: What kind of friends taunt someone for something they have no control over?
Filia: And what's that?
Zelgadis: [looks down] Love.
Amelia: [near tears] So, you really do love him?
Zelgadis: I'm not sure. But I can't figure it out with you all you shoving it in my face.
Lina: [crosses her arms] Fine. Then go. But don't expect to find a warm welcome if you decide to come back.
[Zelgadis starts to walk away. Xellos follows curiously. Then Gourry follows.]
Lina: [incredulously] Gourry?!
Gourry: What?
Amelia: Where are you going?
Gourry: Oh. I figured I'd go with them to help out. And besides...that was really mean guys...
[Lina starts to object, but Xellos phases himself, Zelgadis and Gourry away.]
[Screen fades to black. Vrumugun and Zangulus walk out, obviously still not made up.]
Zangulus: I'm not letting you take all the narration! I'm working here too ya know!
Vrumugun: Fine. You may take the endings and I will narrate the beginnings.
Zangulus: Good. Then it's MY turn! And so, being shunned by Lina's group, and in danger from Xellos', Zelgadis, Xellos and Gourry now have to figure out what's next...
Vrumugun: But what happened to the other Mazoku? Were they just going to give up without a fight?
[He walks to move offscreen, but trips on his cloak and falls.]
Zangulus: Vrum?....[trying not to laugh]
Vrumugun: I am fine...[gets up]
Zangulus: [bursts out laughing]
Vrumugun: Alright. I suppose that was a bit amusing...
Zangulus: [still giggling] How am I supposed to stay mad at you when I'm too busy laughing at you?!
~Fin
Notes: Yeah this one was weird...well weirdER anyways...Longer too. ^.^ Pwease review? I need some kind words before I go onstage.
~Karu
Notes: This song is really fun to sing. ^.^ And it really made me want some tropical fruit. Heehee...Oh lord, I'm nervous...the actual play opens Friday night. Squee! Wish me luck! ^.^
Oh and to Xellas M., who said they'd understand it better if they knew the songs, trust me it doesn't help. I know them and wrote this thing and I STILL don't understand it. ^.^
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CHAPTER FOUR: CRAZY ZELGADIS
[Zangulus and Vrumugun walk onto the black screen, both sulking.]
Zangulus: When we last left the story, Vrummy was being a baby and left the narration to me, so-
Vrumugun: -which I realize was wrong of me.
Zangulus: [looks at him] Really?
Vrumugun: Yes. I should have done it myself. You did nothing but mess it up.
Zangulus: [glares] Then by all means go ahead!
Vrumugun: Xellos had taken Zelgadis to meet his friends, and the chimera had learned that Xellos was a Mazoku. A demon. And then Zellas, Xellos' master, had tried to convince Zelgadis to become one of them. Zelgadis refused, and Xellos phased the both of them away.
[A shoe hits Vrumugun on the head.]
Vrumugun: @.@...[glares] VERY MATURE ZANGULUS!!!
Zangulus: [sticks his tongue out] Get on with it!
Vrumugun: So we now continue with our demon and chimera. I must deal with someone...
[Zangulus goes offscreen. Vrumugun, fuming, follows. The screen fades in to the same scene we left out on.]
Xellos: So...
Zelgadis: Um...where'd we go?
Xellos: Huh? Oh that. I can teleport, if that's what you want to call it. The important thing is, we're not going back there anytime soon.
Zelgadis: [looks curious] I thought you wanted me to join your group?
Xellos: Oh I did, but...[grins kinda evilly] I don't wanna share.
Zelgadis: o.O
[Before he can reply, four things run into him, sending both Zelgadis and Xellos crashing to the ground, with four people on top of them. Lina, Gourry, Filia and Amelia to be precise.]
Zelgadis: HEY!! //.-+
Lina: Hey Zel! So here's where ya've been hidin' out!
Amelia: We were worried about you!
Filia: Out here to angst again, are we?
Gourry: We're kinda squishing him I think...
Lina: [gets up] You DON'T think Gourry...that's the problem.
Amelia: [helps the others up] Zelgadis-san, you must stop disappearing like this.
Zelgadis: [annoyed] And why 'must' I?
Lina: 'Cause it PISSES me off!
Gourry: [pokes Xellos] Who's this?
Zelgadis: [looks over] Oh...that's Xellos...he's...eh...
Xellos: [pops up] His one and only true love!
[Xellos clamps onto Zelgadis. The two recive three 'o.O' looks and one rather confused one.]
Lina: What the--?!
Amelia: Zelgadis-san, is this true?
Filia: Gah! What is WRONG with you humans?!
Zelgadis: [wiggles away from Xellos] No way. He's just following me for some reason...
Xellos: I'll handle that! Zel-chan here resuced me from the evil demons and now I'm going to join you guys!
Lina/Amelia/Filia: WHAT?!
Gourry: Did you really?
Zelgadis: What? No. He IS a demon.
Filia: o.o+ Mazoku?!
Zelgadis: He tried to get me to be one, then changed his mind.
Lina: Why?
Xellos: ^.^ Sore wa himistu desu!
Gourry: What's that mean?
Xellos: It's a secret.
Gourry: C'mon tell me!
Xellos: It's a secret.
Gourry: Please?
Xellos: Sore wa himistu desu.
Gourry: What's it MEAN?
Xellos: It's a secret.
Gourry: What-
Zelgadis: //.-+++ STOP IT!
(A/N: I do that to people all the time ^.^)
Xellos: Nanto. But I was telling the truth about wanting to join this merry band of morons.
Lina: -.-..No.
Amelia: He's a demon?!
Zelgadis: Well, I don't think he can really go back to his old friends...after running off with their new candidate...I think he could hang out with us for a bit...
Lina: Eh..? Could it be....? Is Zelgadis sticking up for his little demon?
Zelgadis: Hey!
Filia: I KNEW there was something wrong with him!
Amelia: I can't believe Zelgadis would be unjust enough to consort with a demon!
[Cue music]
Lina: [to Xellos] And you want to join the group?!
[The girls laugh]
Amelia: Zelgadis wants the demon to come with us?
Filia: [sings] I should find a tree all covered with mangos (A/N: C'mon peeps, humor me..how do you think Sypheil got a coconut? We're in a tropical Slayers universe, kay?) Juicy mangos fat and well-fed. Pick a mango!
Amelia: Juicy mango! Lovely mango!
Lina: A gigantic mango!
Filia: Drop the mango!
[All three do the bomb-drop whistle.]
All: BOOM!!
Filia: And knock some sense in his head!
Amelia/ Lina: Knock some sense in his head!
Lina: Until he changes his tone
Xellos: [matter-of-factly] But his head's made of stone!
Gourry: Give him what he wants.
Lina/Amelia/Filia: Give him what he--[look at Gourry questionably]
Gourry: Give him what he wants. [A moment of intelligence ^.^] Love has many powers, if the love is true, it can change your life, bring two worlds together, it can surprise...even you.
Lina: [steps up to Gourry] Ha! Their love surprises me? All his heart will get is broken!
Gourry: A weak heart yes, a strong one no Not if love is what he chooses.
Filia: Ridiculous!
Xellos: Interesting!
Gourry: And it is possible.
[Music end]
Zelgadis: [to Lina] You know what...if you won't let him in, then...I guess I'll have to leave too.
Lina: You'd do that? Leave your friends for a...Mazoku?
Zelgadis: What kind of friends taunt someone for something they have no control over?
Filia: And what's that?
Zelgadis: [looks down] Love.
Amelia: [near tears] So, you really do love him?
Zelgadis: I'm not sure. But I can't figure it out with you all you shoving it in my face.
Lina: [crosses her arms] Fine. Then go. But don't expect to find a warm welcome if you decide to come back.
[Zelgadis starts to walk away. Xellos follows curiously. Then Gourry follows.]
Lina: [incredulously] Gourry?!
Gourry: What?
Amelia: Where are you going?
Gourry: Oh. I figured I'd go with them to help out. And besides...that was really mean guys...
[Lina starts to object, but Xellos phases himself, Zelgadis and Gourry away.]
[Screen fades to black. Vrumugun and Zangulus walk out, obviously still not made up.]
Zangulus: I'm not letting you take all the narration! I'm working here too ya know!
Vrumugun: Fine. You may take the endings and I will narrate the beginnings.
Zangulus: Good. Then it's MY turn! And so, being shunned by Lina's group, and in danger from Xellos', Zelgadis, Xellos and Gourry now have to figure out what's next...
Vrumugun: But what happened to the other Mazoku? Were they just going to give up without a fight?
[He walks to move offscreen, but trips on his cloak and falls.]
Zangulus: Vrum?....[trying not to laugh]
Vrumugun: I am fine...[gets up]
Zangulus: [bursts out laughing]
Vrumugun: Alright. I suppose that was a bit amusing...
Zangulus: [still giggling] How am I supposed to stay mad at you when I'm too busy laughing at you?!
~Fin
Notes: Yeah this one was weird...well weirdER anyways...Longer too. ^.^ Pwease review? I need some kind words before I go onstage.
~Karu