Episode 2: The Roxy Show
by Lady Knight & Lady of the Wolves
THE ROXY SHOW
The biggest thing since Jerry Springer!
Audience claps and shouts: Roxy! Roxy!
A blonde woman with puffy hair comes onstage wearing a red dress.
Woman: Hi, I'm Roxy, and thanks for joining us today on my show!
Roxy: Please give a hand for Alanna, the Lady Knight!
A short woman with red hair comes onstage and sits down.
Roxy: Alanna, tell us what's wrong, honey.
Alanna: I HATE MEN!!!
Crowd whistles and cheers.
Roxy: Come on, darling, tell us what's wrong!
Lady in audience: You go girl!!!!
Alanna: I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!
Roxy: Tell us more!
Alanna: THERE ARE TOO MANY STINKING MEN IN MY LIFE!!!
Roxy: Let's bring out George Cooper, Alanna's...husband!
Same lady: I'll take care of it for ya! I'll kick their BUTTS!
Audience: ROXY! ROXY!
Roxy: let's give it up for... BARBRA WALTERS!!!!
Guy in Audience: BUT she's no man!
Barbra: Alanna, let's start by kicking his broadcast censor in use!!!
Alanna: OK!!!
They lunge towards the door that George is about to come out when the goons
stop them
and hand them cattle prods.
Goon#10: Here, these should help you beat him into the ground!!!!!!
A door opens onstage and George Cooper comes on.
He doesn't notice the 2 women who are waiting for him.
They jump on him and begin to attack till goons pull him away.
Roxy: Well, ummmmm....
A guy in a suit interrupts her he hands her a card.
Roxy: People, wait for me! This is getting our ratings though the roof.
Goons, let them
fight!
The goons step away and they attack George.
Until they finally let him up and he sits in the chair farthest from them.
George: Alanna, did you want to talk to me or attack me?
Alanna: Heh heh heh.
Roxy: Let's bring out King Jonathan of Conte!
Gorge: YOU'VE BEEN CHAETING ON ME?!?!
Alanna: You fool! I am NOT cheating on you!
George: Then what's the problem.
Roxy: Well, there IS another problem...
Alanna: Sigh. Bring him out.
A man with bright eyes and black hair walks in. A large crown rests on his
head.
Jon: Why am I here?
Alanna: I hate you both! You ruined my life!
George and Jon: WHAT?!?!
Girl in Audience: Men ALWAYS do!
Barbra: Well, if they are bugging you why don't you just beat them into the
ground with a
sitck?
Alanna: I can't. I'm a knight; I have duties to the king.
Jon: Why did you make me come?
Alanna (furious): I WOULD have married you if you hadn't dissesd me then
cheated on
me!
Audience gasps.
Roxy: Tell us more, Alanna!
George: Hey, what about me?
Alanna (getting madder and madder): I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!
Jon: IT WAS A FLING!!! Let's get married, baby!
Alanna: WE ARE BOTH MARRIED, YOU FOOL!!!
Jon: SO?
George: Alanna, let's go home and play with the children!
Audience: Roxy! Roxy!
Guy in Audience: Ditch them! I'm free!
Alanna: I AM SICK OF MEN!
Roxy: So what will you do, Alanna?
Alanna: I'm leaving you both and going to Vegas!
Barbra: I am coming! They both run off the stage.
Roxy: I'm afraid that's all the time we have today. We'll see you next time
on-
George and Jon: Alanna! WAIT! THEY glare at each other and begin to fight.
Audience: Roxy! Roxy!
The End
by Lady Knight & Lady of the Wolves
THE ROXY SHOW
The biggest thing since Jerry Springer!
Audience claps and shouts: Roxy! Roxy!
A blonde woman with puffy hair comes onstage wearing a red dress.
Woman: Hi, I'm Roxy, and thanks for joining us today on my show!
Roxy: Please give a hand for Alanna, the Lady Knight!
A short woman with red hair comes onstage and sits down.
Roxy: Alanna, tell us what's wrong, honey.
Alanna: I HATE MEN!!!
Crowd whistles and cheers.
Roxy: Come on, darling, tell us what's wrong!
Lady in audience: You go girl!!!!
Alanna: I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!
Roxy: Tell us more!
Alanna: THERE ARE TOO MANY STINKING MEN IN MY LIFE!!!
Roxy: Let's bring out George Cooper, Alanna's...husband!
Same lady: I'll take care of it for ya! I'll kick their BUTTS!
Audience: ROXY! ROXY!
Roxy: let's give it up for... BARBRA WALTERS!!!!
Guy in Audience: BUT she's no man!
Barbra: Alanna, let's start by kicking his broadcast censor in use!!!
Alanna: OK!!!
They lunge towards the door that George is about to come out when the goons
stop them
and hand them cattle prods.
Goon#10: Here, these should help you beat him into the ground!!!!!!
A door opens onstage and George Cooper comes on.
He doesn't notice the 2 women who are waiting for him.
They jump on him and begin to attack till goons pull him away.
Roxy: Well, ummmmm....
A guy in a suit interrupts her he hands her a card.
Roxy: People, wait for me! This is getting our ratings though the roof.
Goons, let them
fight!
The goons step away and they attack George.
Until they finally let him up and he sits in the chair farthest from them.
George: Alanna, did you want to talk to me or attack me?
Alanna: Heh heh heh.
Roxy: Let's bring out King Jonathan of Conte!
Gorge: YOU'VE BEEN CHAETING ON ME?!?!
Alanna: You fool! I am NOT cheating on you!
George: Then what's the problem.
Roxy: Well, there IS another problem...
Alanna: Sigh. Bring him out.
A man with bright eyes and black hair walks in. A large crown rests on his
head.
Jon: Why am I here?
Alanna: I hate you both! You ruined my life!
George and Jon: WHAT?!?!
Girl in Audience: Men ALWAYS do!
Barbra: Well, if they are bugging you why don't you just beat them into the
ground with a
sitck?
Alanna: I can't. I'm a knight; I have duties to the king.
Jon: Why did you make me come?
Alanna (furious): I WOULD have married you if you hadn't dissesd me then
cheated on
me!
Audience gasps.
Roxy: Tell us more, Alanna!
George: Hey, what about me?
Alanna (getting madder and madder): I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!
Jon: IT WAS A FLING!!! Let's get married, baby!
Alanna: WE ARE BOTH MARRIED, YOU FOOL!!!
Jon: SO?
George: Alanna, let's go home and play with the children!
Audience: Roxy! Roxy!
Guy in Audience: Ditch them! I'm free!
Alanna: I AM SICK OF MEN!
Roxy: So what will you do, Alanna?
Alanna: I'm leaving you both and going to Vegas!
Barbra: I am coming! They both run off the stage.
Roxy: I'm afraid that's all the time we have today. We'll see you next time
on-
George and Jon: Alanna! WAIT! THEY glare at each other and begin to fight.
Audience: Roxy! Roxy!
The End