DBZ Myths Tien and Lunch
Author's Notes: Thanks to all of the people for reviewing I would mention ya names but I can not remeber them.
Characters
Bulma-Aphordite
Lunch-Psyche
Tien-Cupid
Celpia/Serpia-Athena
Kushami-Hera
Magarot-Demeter
17-Apollo
Yamacha-Zesus
Gohan-Hermes
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Years ago in a far away kingdom a wise king had three daughters each of them were extremely beautiful. But the most beautiful of them all was the youngest daughter Princess Lunch. In fact the villagers thought she was has beautiful has the goddess of love, beauty, and sexual rapture Bulma. Some even thought she was the goddess come to earth. Instead of the temples to the goddess Bulma having statues of her, the villagers filled them with statues of Lunch.
Needless to say that did not make the goddess happy.
"How dare they compare me to that mortal!" raged Bulma. "No one not even my rivals the grey-eyed Celpia and Kushami the queen of us all could possible compare with my beauty. Now they say that some high born mortal is my equal in beauty. This is not possible no one can equal my beauty not even the daughter of Magarot could equal it. Tien my son come to me!"
Tien Bulma's winged son came before her.
"You wanted me mother?" he asked.
"Do you see that mortal princess?"
"Hai mother."
"Make her fall in love with the most ugliest, the most poorest, and the most unfaithful man in her kingdom."
"Hai mother I will."
Tien landed in Lunch's bedroom and he walked to her bed where the young woman lay fast asleep. He pulled out one of his arrows and was about to prick her when the arrow pricked him instead. Tien fell in love with her at once. He left her bedroom at once and disappeared. On the wind you could hear his voice saying.
"No man shall have you except for me."
The next day Lunch awoke to find out that her string of suiters had stopped. Which she did not mind since she really did not feel like marrying either of them. But soon the days past and no suiters came to the offer a bride purchase for the young women. Instead the men came for her two older sisters. Finally the king consulted one of the oracles of 17.
"Her furture husband awaits her on a mountain. He is no mortal man," the oracle said. "Her future husband is an imortal. He awaits for her on the mountain. You will bring her to him before the sun goes down or face his wrath."
So that night has the sun was setting the entire village lead a perseccusion to the mountain surronding the willing princess dressed in a loose white gown to the mountain. There they left her for her imortal lover. Has the sun went down and the night wore on Lunch grew tired, until finally she could no longer keep her eyes open. Lunch fell asleep on the ground, the moment she did a gentle wind lefted her up and carried her to a castle high in the sky.
When Lunch awoke she was on a wide comfortable bed. Alone but their was some food on a table in a corner. After she ate and drank her fill she returned to bed. Not long after she was joined by Tien. This went on for many weeks. Until Lunch realised that she missed her sisters so when Tien came to her in the middle of the night.
"Husband?" she asked.
"Hai my beloved wife?"
"I would like to see my family again. I miss them very much."
"I will arrange for it tommorrow."
"Thank you."
The next morning a carriage arrived with Lunch's two sisters. They talked on into the evening until her oldest sister asked about Lunch's husband.
"I do not know to be prefectily honest," said Lunch. "I have never seen him he comes to me at night."
"They say he is a monster that will get you to bear his children and then eat you when he has tired of you."
"You listen to fairy tails."
"So you do not believe it?" asked her other sister.
"No of course not."
"Then prove us wrong," said the elder.
"What?!"
"Simple," said the other. "Take this oil lamp and tonight after he comes to you and falls asleep light this lamp and see for yourself."
"This is stupid."
"Are you afraid that it is true?"
"I."
"You aren't afriad we are right are you?"
"No."
"Then prove us wrong. Take the oil lamp and prove us wrong."
"Alright I will take the oil lamp if only to prove you wrong.
That night after Lunch's husband had come to bed and fallen asleep. She climbed out of bed and lite the lamp over her husband. There on the bed was a gorgues three-eyed man with silken white wings the color of snow. She gasped and jerked back, when she did some of the oil spilled onto Tien's shoulder. The moment it did Tien jerked awake and saw her staring down at him. In anger he left the room through a window. Lunch followed him into the night and ran deep into the woods trying to catch up with him. But it was a lost cause. But still she continued on in the direction she had started.
She had been walking for weeks when she came across a temple that was thrown into disray corn and other harvested crops and tools. Lunch unable to stand the disray of the temple set about cleaning it up. She was just finishing sweeping the floors when Magarot appeared.
"Tell me why you clean my temple child," said the goddess.
"I am searching for my husband," said the princess.
"You are a princess truly worthy of my pity. Though I can not protect you from Bulma's displeasure go to her temple and surrender unto her your services. Perhaps you can win her forgiveness and favor through modest."
"Thank you goddess," said Lunch bowing.
"You are welcome now go."
"Hai goddess."
Then Lunch left the temple to go to the temple of Bulma. The goddess receieved her angerily.
"I will put you through tests of housework and that of a wife then I will decide if you are worthy of my son."
The first task Lunch had to do was restore order to Bulma's harvesting room.
"Clean this up and sort the goods together where the belong," said Bulma. "By the way make sure that this is done by nightfall."
When the goddess disappeared she set about to do the work. But has the day wore on the work was not even half done. So Tien stirred up ants to lend aid to her and by nightfall Lunch with the help of the ants had the storeroom completed.
The next task the goddess had for Lunch was too gather some golden wool from sheep across a raging river. But the nymph in the river took pity on her.
"Maiden," said the nymph from under the water. "Wait till the noonday sun is high then the sheep will be tame and the river calm. When you cross you will find their wool sticking on the bushes."
So she did and when the noonday sun was high Lunch treaded into the river and crossed she gathered the golden wool and returned to Bulma. When she returned the goddess was furious and thrust a box at her.
"Take this box to Goku's bride Chichi and ask for some of her beauty has I have lost some of mine. Do so at once."
So Lunch did she climbed to a mountain and prepared to jump off seeing no other way to get to the underworld. But a nymph in the mountain told her of a cave that would allow her to reach the underworld. The nymph also gave her instructions on how to get to them and what to do. Lunch did all these things and recieved the box back from Chichi. But when Lunch reached the top side she looked down at the box and opened it. Instead of finding beauty sleep escaped and Lunch fell to the road in a deep sleep.
Tien landed by her side and removed the sleep from her body. He then flew to the heights of mount Olmpus to lead his case to Yamacha. Yamacha agreed and sent Gohan to retrieve the earthly beauty. When they arrived Yamacha gave her ambroseia to drink. In which Lunch and Tien were together from now until eternity.
Author's Notes: Thanks to all of the people for reviewing I would mention ya names but I can not remeber them.
Characters
Bulma-Aphordite
Lunch-Psyche
Tien-Cupid
Celpia/Serpia-Athena
Kushami-Hera
Magarot-Demeter
17-Apollo
Yamacha-Zesus
Gohan-Hermes
________________________________________________________
Years ago in a far away kingdom a wise king had three daughters each of them were extremely beautiful. But the most beautiful of them all was the youngest daughter Princess Lunch. In fact the villagers thought she was has beautiful has the goddess of love, beauty, and sexual rapture Bulma. Some even thought she was the goddess come to earth. Instead of the temples to the goddess Bulma having statues of her, the villagers filled them with statues of Lunch.
Needless to say that did not make the goddess happy.
"How dare they compare me to that mortal!" raged Bulma. "No one not even my rivals the grey-eyed Celpia and Kushami the queen of us all could possible compare with my beauty. Now they say that some high born mortal is my equal in beauty. This is not possible no one can equal my beauty not even the daughter of Magarot could equal it. Tien my son come to me!"
Tien Bulma's winged son came before her.
"You wanted me mother?" he asked.
"Do you see that mortal princess?"
"Hai mother."
"Make her fall in love with the most ugliest, the most poorest, and the most unfaithful man in her kingdom."
"Hai mother I will."
Tien landed in Lunch's bedroom and he walked to her bed where the young woman lay fast asleep. He pulled out one of his arrows and was about to prick her when the arrow pricked him instead. Tien fell in love with her at once. He left her bedroom at once and disappeared. On the wind you could hear his voice saying.
"No man shall have you except for me."
The next day Lunch awoke to find out that her string of suiters had stopped. Which she did not mind since she really did not feel like marrying either of them. But soon the days past and no suiters came to the offer a bride purchase for the young women. Instead the men came for her two older sisters. Finally the king consulted one of the oracles of 17.
"Her furture husband awaits her on a mountain. He is no mortal man," the oracle said. "Her future husband is an imortal. He awaits for her on the mountain. You will bring her to him before the sun goes down or face his wrath."
So that night has the sun was setting the entire village lead a perseccusion to the mountain surronding the willing princess dressed in a loose white gown to the mountain. There they left her for her imortal lover. Has the sun went down and the night wore on Lunch grew tired, until finally she could no longer keep her eyes open. Lunch fell asleep on the ground, the moment she did a gentle wind lefted her up and carried her to a castle high in the sky.
When Lunch awoke she was on a wide comfortable bed. Alone but their was some food on a table in a corner. After she ate and drank her fill she returned to bed. Not long after she was joined by Tien. This went on for many weeks. Until Lunch realised that she missed her sisters so when Tien came to her in the middle of the night.
"Husband?" she asked.
"Hai my beloved wife?"
"I would like to see my family again. I miss them very much."
"I will arrange for it tommorrow."
"Thank you."
The next morning a carriage arrived with Lunch's two sisters. They talked on into the evening until her oldest sister asked about Lunch's husband.
"I do not know to be prefectily honest," said Lunch. "I have never seen him he comes to me at night."
"They say he is a monster that will get you to bear his children and then eat you when he has tired of you."
"You listen to fairy tails."
"So you do not believe it?" asked her other sister.
"No of course not."
"Then prove us wrong," said the elder.
"What?!"
"Simple," said the other. "Take this oil lamp and tonight after he comes to you and falls asleep light this lamp and see for yourself."
"This is stupid."
"Are you afraid that it is true?"
"I."
"You aren't afriad we are right are you?"
"No."
"Then prove us wrong. Take the oil lamp and prove us wrong."
"Alright I will take the oil lamp if only to prove you wrong.
That night after Lunch's husband had come to bed and fallen asleep. She climbed out of bed and lite the lamp over her husband. There on the bed was a gorgues three-eyed man with silken white wings the color of snow. She gasped and jerked back, when she did some of the oil spilled onto Tien's shoulder. The moment it did Tien jerked awake and saw her staring down at him. In anger he left the room through a window. Lunch followed him into the night and ran deep into the woods trying to catch up with him. But it was a lost cause. But still she continued on in the direction she had started.
She had been walking for weeks when she came across a temple that was thrown into disray corn and other harvested crops and tools. Lunch unable to stand the disray of the temple set about cleaning it up. She was just finishing sweeping the floors when Magarot appeared.
"Tell me why you clean my temple child," said the goddess.
"I am searching for my husband," said the princess.
"You are a princess truly worthy of my pity. Though I can not protect you from Bulma's displeasure go to her temple and surrender unto her your services. Perhaps you can win her forgiveness and favor through modest."
"Thank you goddess," said Lunch bowing.
"You are welcome now go."
"Hai goddess."
Then Lunch left the temple to go to the temple of Bulma. The goddess receieved her angerily.
"I will put you through tests of housework and that of a wife then I will decide if you are worthy of my son."
The first task Lunch had to do was restore order to Bulma's harvesting room.
"Clean this up and sort the goods together where the belong," said Bulma. "By the way make sure that this is done by nightfall."
When the goddess disappeared she set about to do the work. But has the day wore on the work was not even half done. So Tien stirred up ants to lend aid to her and by nightfall Lunch with the help of the ants had the storeroom completed.
The next task the goddess had for Lunch was too gather some golden wool from sheep across a raging river. But the nymph in the river took pity on her.
"Maiden," said the nymph from under the water. "Wait till the noonday sun is high then the sheep will be tame and the river calm. When you cross you will find their wool sticking on the bushes."
So she did and when the noonday sun was high Lunch treaded into the river and crossed she gathered the golden wool and returned to Bulma. When she returned the goddess was furious and thrust a box at her.
"Take this box to Goku's bride Chichi and ask for some of her beauty has I have lost some of mine. Do so at once."
So Lunch did she climbed to a mountain and prepared to jump off seeing no other way to get to the underworld. But a nymph in the mountain told her of a cave that would allow her to reach the underworld. The nymph also gave her instructions on how to get to them and what to do. Lunch did all these things and recieved the box back from Chichi. But when Lunch reached the top side she looked down at the box and opened it. Instead of finding beauty sleep escaped and Lunch fell to the road in a deep sleep.
Tien landed by her side and removed the sleep from her body. He then flew to the heights of mount Olmpus to lead his case to Yamacha. Yamacha agreed and sent Gohan to retrieve the earthly beauty. When they arrived Yamacha gave her ambroseia to drink. In which Lunch and Tien were together from now until eternity.