Angel 3 by Rage Barton
Disclaimer: If I owned Gundam, I wouldn't be doing this now would I?
HHHIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The third chapter. Jade's right, I can't write something gloomy without making it okay or happy. Next chapter is here oh course.
Jade: You're too happy you know. You must DIE.
Rage: Okay.... I'll be going now.
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Heero, Zechs, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei and Duo sat around a table in the cafeteria. Zechs was sipping his coffee. Heero was drinking his double latte frapicino. Quatre and Trowa were quietly drinking tea. But, Quatre was putting a little too much sugar and honey in his. Duo was, well stuffing his face. Heero looked up.
"We should go now, they should be finished putting the girls in one room. I hope we don't enter the girl zone."
Everyone looked at Heero. He shrugged. Zechs looked around the table.
"He's right. This is the first week since their accidents."
"I still find it weird that it happened on the same day."
Everyone turned their attention to Trowa and nodded. A nurse same into the cafeteria and walked to the boy's table.
"Your girlfriends want to see you guys."
The guys thanked her and quickly left. They walked into hear the girls talking.
"Hey babes."
"Lo ladies."
"How you guys doing?"
"You guys feeling okay?"
"You guys want to bust out of here?"
"Please stop with the girl talk already."
Everyone stared at Wufei.
"What?"
The guys rolled their eyes.
"I give up."
Wufei looked at Sally and pouted. He ran his hand through his bleached spiky hair.
"WUFEI YOUR HAIR!!!"
"What? The guys and I were hanging out so I bleached it."
The girls looked at him with their mouths wide open and gawked.
"Wufei! You never let me go near your hair."
"Well, I don't trust you."
"AND YOU TRUST DUO?!?!?!?!"
"Hm... yeah."
Sally gasped.
"Wufei, are you dying? Cuz if your not, I'm going to have a heart attack!"
"NO SALLY!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped and then gawked at Wufei. Sally smiled.
All of a sudden, the room became colder. Everything was silent. The corridors were suddenly deserted. And the room became darker. The girls all shivered.
"This was what happened before the accident."
The boys looked at Noin and drew their guns.
CRASH
Thunder boomed outside. Lightning flashed. The window blew open and a gush of wind rushed into the room.
BOOM
The doors flew open. Duo cowered in the corner, his hands shaking.
"I'm scared of thunder storms. I want my Hilde."
Everyone sweatdropped.
"I'M SCARED MIMI!!!"
Everyone puzzled and shocked turned towards the door. They discovered four figures, one clinging on to another.
"I wish they'd stop doing that!"
One sweatdropped.
"We're doing that Rini."
"Oh, right."
Heero put his hand to his chin.
"Isn't Rini a little girl with pink hair in the shape of bunny ears?"
Duo looked at Heero.
"Do you watched Sailor Moon?"
"OF COURSE NOT!!! Do you?"
"Um...no!"
Zechs pointed his gun at the one in the middle.
"Put that down Zechs."
Zechs looked them and so did everyone else.
"How do you know my name?"
The one to the left rolled her eyes.
"Everyone knows you Zechs Merquise, or should I say Milliardo Peacecraft? Which ever one you prefer...your majesty."
The figures laughed.
"Aw Jade, stop will'a?"
"Why do you always have to spoil the fun Rage?"
"Business before pleasure."
"Aw shucks!"
The figure came out from the darkness.
"IT'S THEM!!!!!"
The one called Jade held out her hand.
"It's a pleasure to meet you too."
The girl had raven hair with yellow highlights.
"Zechs it's her! She's the one that pushed me."
Zechs fire at her. Jade grabbed Rage and used her as a human shield. Rage caught the bullet.
"WHY'D YOU GRAB ME?!?!?!"
Jade pouted.
"I'm too slow to catch a bullet."
"BUT NOT TOO SLOW TO GRAB ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"I'm afraid to die."
"YOU'RE IMMORTAL!!!!"
"Oh, yeah."
Mimi rolled her eyes.
"Death is afraid of death."
Rini sweatdropped. The boys held up their guns. Rage rolled her eyes.
"Don't you get it, it won't work!!! Here shoot through my heart."
Heero fired.
"I'm dying!!!"
Rage slowly fell to the floor. Mimi poked Rage.
"Rage? Uh...Rage?"
Rage opened her eyes.
"Hi!"
Everyone jumped and screamed.
"What?"
"DON'T DO THAT!!!"
"Okay, down to business."
Rage turned impassive. The other girls took it as a hint.
"We're here to offer you protection."
Noin looked at them.
"You tried to kill us."
"That wasn't us. Other demons. They tried to kill you, not us. We wouldn't kill a fly!"
A fly appeared in front of Jade's face. Jade swatted at it before catching it in her hands. She opened her hands and smushed it with her finger.
"Die you filthy fly die! Di-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
Jade walked over to Mimi and whistled. She wiped her hands on Mimi.
"JADE!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE THIRD SHIRT THIS WEEK!!!"
Mimi snapped her fingers. A new shirt replaced her bug-juiced shirt.
"Instant wardrobe! Thanks to Wi-"
Jade clapped her hand over Mimi's mouth. Quatre looked at her.
"Wi what?"
"Nothing."
Rage cleared her throat.
"Okay, forget about the fly. We wouldn't kill a human."
A demon bursts through the door. Rage took a huge sword from no where. Jade grabbed a scythe. Mimi had twin samurai sword. Rini had a bow and a quiver of arrows.
"DIE!!!"
Suddenly, the demon had sharp things sticking out of its body. Rage walked over.
"It's yours Rini. Your henchmen."
Rini shrugged.
"Oh well, I can always get more."
Jade looked at them.
"I get the feeling they're betraying us."
"No duh, Einstein."
Jade smiled at Rage.
"As a matter of fact, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great..."
Rage turned away.
"Okay, we'll offer you a place to stay for protection."
"...great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great..."
Jade stopped. Rage turned to her.
"You finished?"
"No, 1200 more generations to go. Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great..."
"We have a mansion, under the sea, under the sea...oops...and watchama the rest of the song."
Everyone sweatdropped. Mimi walked to over to Rage.
"Jade gave you chocolate didn't she?"
"Yeah, ten gallons of your home made chocolate...with extra fudge."
"So that's where she put them."
"So, the mansion is in the Atlantic on our own private island. I know..."
"...great grandfather..."
Rini looked at her.
"Done?"
"No, great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great..."
Rage rolled her eyes.
"I know, it's not much."
Relena stared at her.
"Not much?!?!?!"
"Yeah, our other mansions are currently being used by Bill Gates the 700th and the world leaders. You'll have to get used to it. I know this is A BIG..."
"...great grandson's brother's father's sister's uncle's cousin's father's mother's daughter's...ACHO!!! I forgot where I was."
"Uncle's cousin's father's mother's daughter's."
"Thanks Mimi...nephew's mother in law's..."
"This is important so we'll give you time. We'll guard the girls so you guys could get things ready if you want to go. Just get out of here."
Heero narrowed his eyes.
"Why should we trust you?"
The phone rings. Rage pulls out a cell.
" Hello? Yeah ... uh huh.... ok.... Thanks. Uh...guys, our company made 3.3 billion dollars this week."
Mimi pouted.
"That's it?"
Rini looked at Rage.
"I expected more."
"Daughter's father's cousin's nephew's niece's cousin's grandfather was the father of the son of the daughter of the grandfather whose daughter married Einstein.
Wufei nodded.
"Uh huh."
Rage glared at Jade.
"You can remember all that but you CAN'T REMEMBER TO BUY MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh...yeah?"
Rage jumps out the window. Three seconds later, she walks through the door.
"As I was saying, get out of here you guys. We'll guard them with our immortal lives. So nothing can get past us. We'll guard them with our lives..."
"Or which ever one's we immortal ones have left."
A demon jumped through the window and stuck a sword into Jade.
"OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jade pulled the sword out.
"Hm... blood. No wait, I can die from this."
Jade faints. Rage sweatdropped.
"Mimi, Rini, get her out of here. I'll guard the girls, for the next two days. Boys, how do you like it?"
Zechs looked at them.
"I know this sounds crazy but I....I...I....I....trust you."
Everyone gawked at Zechs.
"Zechs actually trusts someone????? US????? I think I'm gonna faint. Mimi, Rini, can someone catch me?"
Rage falls to the floor.
"Okay I'm back."
Relena yelled at Rage.
"I THOUGHT I SAID DON'T DO THAT AGAIN."
"Sorrie."
Mimi looked at Rage.
"What have you gotten yourself into Rage?"
"No idea."
Mimi and Rini carried Jade out. The boys looked at Rage and walked out. Rage put her head on the table.
"I'm doomed."
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Rage: Jade?
Jade: Yeah?
Rage: Remind me to go to the shrink after this story.
Jade: Um okay. Better take Mimi too.
Rage: Okay. Jade helped me with this. But, she changed my personality, a lot, a lot a lot!
Jade: YEAH!!! SHE'S INSANE!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!
Rage: Bye.
Disclaimer: If I owned Gundam, I wouldn't be doing this now would I?
HHHIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The third chapter. Jade's right, I can't write something gloomy without making it okay or happy. Next chapter is here oh course.
Jade: You're too happy you know. You must DIE.
Rage: Okay.... I'll be going now.
R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R
Heero, Zechs, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei and Duo sat around a table in the cafeteria. Zechs was sipping his coffee. Heero was drinking his double latte frapicino. Quatre and Trowa were quietly drinking tea. But, Quatre was putting a little too much sugar and honey in his. Duo was, well stuffing his face. Heero looked up.
"We should go now, they should be finished putting the girls in one room. I hope we don't enter the girl zone."
Everyone looked at Heero. He shrugged. Zechs looked around the table.
"He's right. This is the first week since their accidents."
"I still find it weird that it happened on the same day."
Everyone turned their attention to Trowa and nodded. A nurse same into the cafeteria and walked to the boy's table.
"Your girlfriends want to see you guys."
The guys thanked her and quickly left. They walked into hear the girls talking.
"Hey babes."
"Lo ladies."
"How you guys doing?"
"You guys feeling okay?"
"You guys want to bust out of here?"
"Please stop with the girl talk already."
Everyone stared at Wufei.
"What?"
The guys rolled their eyes.
"I give up."
Wufei looked at Sally and pouted. He ran his hand through his bleached spiky hair.
"WUFEI YOUR HAIR!!!"
"What? The guys and I were hanging out so I bleached it."
The girls looked at him with their mouths wide open and gawked.
"Wufei! You never let me go near your hair."
"Well, I don't trust you."
"AND YOU TRUST DUO?!?!?!?!"
"Hm... yeah."
Sally gasped.
"Wufei, are you dying? Cuz if your not, I'm going to have a heart attack!"
"NO SALLY!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped and then gawked at Wufei. Sally smiled.
All of a sudden, the room became colder. Everything was silent. The corridors were suddenly deserted. And the room became darker. The girls all shivered.
"This was what happened before the accident."
The boys looked at Noin and drew their guns.
CRASH
Thunder boomed outside. Lightning flashed. The window blew open and a gush of wind rushed into the room.
BOOM
The doors flew open. Duo cowered in the corner, his hands shaking.
"I'm scared of thunder storms. I want my Hilde."
Everyone sweatdropped.
"I'M SCARED MIMI!!!"
Everyone puzzled and shocked turned towards the door. They discovered four figures, one clinging on to another.
"I wish they'd stop doing that!"
One sweatdropped.
"We're doing that Rini."
"Oh, right."
Heero put his hand to his chin.
"Isn't Rini a little girl with pink hair in the shape of bunny ears?"
Duo looked at Heero.
"Do you watched Sailor Moon?"
"OF COURSE NOT!!! Do you?"
"Um...no!"
Zechs pointed his gun at the one in the middle.
"Put that down Zechs."
Zechs looked them and so did everyone else.
"How do you know my name?"
The one to the left rolled her eyes.
"Everyone knows you Zechs Merquise, or should I say Milliardo Peacecraft? Which ever one you prefer...your majesty."
The figures laughed.
"Aw Jade, stop will'a?"
"Why do you always have to spoil the fun Rage?"
"Business before pleasure."
"Aw shucks!"
The figure came out from the darkness.
"IT'S THEM!!!!!"
The one called Jade held out her hand.
"It's a pleasure to meet you too."
The girl had raven hair with yellow highlights.
"Zechs it's her! She's the one that pushed me."
Zechs fire at her. Jade grabbed Rage and used her as a human shield. Rage caught the bullet.
"WHY'D YOU GRAB ME?!?!?!"
Jade pouted.
"I'm too slow to catch a bullet."
"BUT NOT TOO SLOW TO GRAB ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"I'm afraid to die."
"YOU'RE IMMORTAL!!!!"
"Oh, yeah."
Mimi rolled her eyes.
"Death is afraid of death."
Rini sweatdropped. The boys held up their guns. Rage rolled her eyes.
"Don't you get it, it won't work!!! Here shoot through my heart."
Heero fired.
"I'm dying!!!"
Rage slowly fell to the floor. Mimi poked Rage.
"Rage? Uh...Rage?"
Rage opened her eyes.
"Hi!"
Everyone jumped and screamed.
"What?"
"DON'T DO THAT!!!"
"Okay, down to business."
Rage turned impassive. The other girls took it as a hint.
"We're here to offer you protection."
Noin looked at them.
"You tried to kill us."
"That wasn't us. Other demons. They tried to kill you, not us. We wouldn't kill a fly!"
A fly appeared in front of Jade's face. Jade swatted at it before catching it in her hands. She opened her hands and smushed it with her finger.
"Die you filthy fly die! Di-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
Jade walked over to Mimi and whistled. She wiped her hands on Mimi.
"JADE!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE THIRD SHIRT THIS WEEK!!!"
Mimi snapped her fingers. A new shirt replaced her bug-juiced shirt.
"Instant wardrobe! Thanks to Wi-"
Jade clapped her hand over Mimi's mouth. Quatre looked at her.
"Wi what?"
"Nothing."
Rage cleared her throat.
"Okay, forget about the fly. We wouldn't kill a human."
A demon bursts through the door. Rage took a huge sword from no where. Jade grabbed a scythe. Mimi had twin samurai sword. Rini had a bow and a quiver of arrows.
"DIE!!!"
Suddenly, the demon had sharp things sticking out of its body. Rage walked over.
"It's yours Rini. Your henchmen."
Rini shrugged.
"Oh well, I can always get more."
Jade looked at them.
"I get the feeling they're betraying us."
"No duh, Einstein."
Jade smiled at Rage.
"As a matter of fact, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great..."
Rage turned away.
"Okay, we'll offer you a place to stay for protection."
"...great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great..."
Jade stopped. Rage turned to her.
"You finished?"
"No, 1200 more generations to go. Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great..."
"We have a mansion, under the sea, under the sea...oops...and watchama the rest of the song."
Everyone sweatdropped. Mimi walked to over to Rage.
"Jade gave you chocolate didn't she?"
"Yeah, ten gallons of your home made chocolate...with extra fudge."
"So that's where she put them."
"So, the mansion is in the Atlantic on our own private island. I know..."
"...great grandfather..."
Rini looked at her.
"Done?"
"No, great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great..."
Rage rolled her eyes.
"I know, it's not much."
Relena stared at her.
"Not much?!?!?!"
"Yeah, our other mansions are currently being used by Bill Gates the 700th and the world leaders. You'll have to get used to it. I know this is A BIG..."
"...great grandson's brother's father's sister's uncle's cousin's father's mother's daughter's...ACHO!!! I forgot where I was."
"Uncle's cousin's father's mother's daughter's."
"Thanks Mimi...nephew's mother in law's..."
"This is important so we'll give you time. We'll guard the girls so you guys could get things ready if you want to go. Just get out of here."
Heero narrowed his eyes.
"Why should we trust you?"
The phone rings. Rage pulls out a cell.
" Hello? Yeah ... uh huh.... ok.... Thanks. Uh...guys, our company made 3.3 billion dollars this week."
Mimi pouted.
"That's it?"
Rini looked at Rage.
"I expected more."
"Daughter's father's cousin's nephew's niece's cousin's grandfather was the father of the son of the daughter of the grandfather whose daughter married Einstein.
Wufei nodded.
"Uh huh."
Rage glared at Jade.
"You can remember all that but you CAN'T REMEMBER TO BUY MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh...yeah?"
Rage jumps out the window. Three seconds later, she walks through the door.
"As I was saying, get out of here you guys. We'll guard them with our immortal lives. So nothing can get past us. We'll guard them with our lives..."
"Or which ever one's we immortal ones have left."
A demon jumped through the window and stuck a sword into Jade.
"OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jade pulled the sword out.
"Hm... blood. No wait, I can die from this."
Jade faints. Rage sweatdropped.
"Mimi, Rini, get her out of here. I'll guard the girls, for the next two days. Boys, how do you like it?"
Zechs looked at them.
"I know this sounds crazy but I....I...I....I....trust you."
Everyone gawked at Zechs.
"Zechs actually trusts someone????? US????? I think I'm gonna faint. Mimi, Rini, can someone catch me?"
Rage falls to the floor.
"Okay I'm back."
Relena yelled at Rage.
"I THOUGHT I SAID DON'T DO THAT AGAIN."
"Sorrie."
Mimi looked at Rage.
"What have you gotten yourself into Rage?"
"No idea."
Mimi and Rini carried Jade out. The boys looked at Rage and walked out. Rage put her head on the table.
"I'm doomed."
R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R*R
Rage: Jade?
Jade: Yeah?
Rage: Remind me to go to the shrink after this story.
Jade: Um okay. Better take Mimi too.
Rage: Okay. Jade helped me with this. But, she changed my personality, a lot, a lot a lot!
Jade: YEAH!!! SHE'S INSANE!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!
Rage: Bye.