Angels 7
By: Rage Barton

Sup my very good peepz? How's it going dude? I'm bored...sorry for not writing anything in a while
Jade ::Watching DBZ:: I WANT TO KILL HERCULE!!! MWAHAHAHHAAAA!!! DIE YOU PIECE OF MEAT!!! I WILL RAW!!!!
Rage: Er...... calm down.
Jade: I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!
Rage: You have to or we can't own Gundam.
Jade: Me want Gundam!
Rage: Well we don't have it!
Jade: ME WANT DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Jade ran the room.

"I WANT TO GO ON VACA!!!"

Rage glared at the idiot that was running around the hospital room like a wild animal.

"Shut up or we'll get kicked out."

Jade started singing.

"I'm so excited,
I just hide it,
Badum, badum, badum
Badum, badum, badum,
And I think I like it!
I'm so excited!"

Rage ran over to Jade and hit her over the head.

"WILL YOU STOP BEING AN IDIOT?!?!?!"

Jade whimpered and walked out the door.

"I'll go to see if Mimi and Rose are ready for us."

Jade disappeared.


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Mimi was walking around her room, trying to figure out what to pack for the trip.

"MOMMY I'M HOME!!!!!"

Mimi fell off the couch and onto the floor.

"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM YOU IDIOT????"

"I'm sorry!"

"What do you want?"

"Just to tell you that we are going to meet at the Hiroshima airport tonight at midnight. Bring lots of clothes since we're staying at the island for around 3 months. But first, THE ANIME CONVENTION!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna see the Gundam pilots."

Mimi jumped around the room dancing.

"I GET TO MEET THE GUNDAM PILOTS! I GET TO MEET THE GUNDAM PILOTS!"

Jade stopped dancing and looked at Mimi.

"Aren't we related to them?"

"Oh yeah! Well I gotta go pack."

Mimi waltzed into her bedroom. Jade looked around and disappeared.


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Heero looked around the room and then at his suitcase. He shook his head at what he packed for Relena. It was what HE wanted to her in, and not very casual clothes. He picked up what was on top.

"Are you planning to do it with her in front of Zechs cuz, I think that's what your planning if you want her to be wearing THAT."

Heero whipped around and growled at Jade. But she did have a point. He looked at the every low back and front of the very short grey, silk, spaghetti strap night gown.

"Well it's not my fault I can't pack like a woman."

"Let me help you pack. You go pack your own stuff. Oh yeah, meet us at Hiroshima at midnight today."

Heero nodded and left the room. Jade dumped out a lot of what Heero packed. She only packed four night gowns. She grabbed some sweaters, four pink, 5 blue and 7 black. She packed about 20 jeans, 14 tank tops, and a bunch of underclothes.

"Well if she needs anything else, she can borrow our clothes."

Jade slammed shut the suitcase and disappeared.

Heero walked into the room and froze when she saw no one there.

"Uh......hello? Anyone? Hello?"


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Quatre ran around the room.

"WHAT AM I GOING TO PACK? WHAT AM I GOING TO PACK?"

Jade popped up next to Quatre.

"Qu-man, chill it!"

Quatre stopped in front of Jade and looked at him.

"How did you get in here?"

"Well, you see, in the beginning there was the big bang that created, the earth, the moon and the entire solar system. And then, plants started to grow on earth."

"Okay, okay what are you doing here?"

"helping you pack for Catherine to go to our mansion."

"Oh, okay, thanks."

Jade walked over to suitcase and picked up the first thing on top. She picked up a frilly, pink and very long sweater.

"Quatre, are you trying to make her look insane, or beautiful?"

"Beautiful of course."

"I'll pack for you, shoo bug shoo."

Quatre walked out of the room and Jade looked around the huge closet. She picked out, 10 sweaters, 15 shorts, 10 jeans, 20 tank tops, 5 boots and 4 sneakers.

Jade smiled and left a note to Quatre telling him about the meeting place.


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Wufei cursed as he looked at the empty suitcase.

"What am I going to bring? Argh...why does that woman have so much clothes. Onna....what an injustice."

"Having problems Wu-man?"

Wufei turned around and glared at Jade.

"Where'd you come from?"

"I knew you'd be having troubles packing for Sally. So, being wonderful person I am, I'm here to help you pack. Thank me Wu-man!"

"..............t....th.....thank.......y...you onna....ahem! I'll be leaving now."

"Silly Wufei."

Jade looked at the empty suitcase.

"At least the others knew what to pack. He didn't pack anything."

In about five minutes, she packed for Sally, 8 sweaters, 20 tank tops, 20 jeans and 10 pairs of shoes. She left another card on the suitcase.

"Another exciting adventure of, PACKING!"

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Zechs looked around the room and back at the suitcase.

"So, what did you pack for Noin silly little man?"

Zechs took out some clothes. There was a black tube top, leather pants, a tiny green thong, a really lacy black bra, and nothing else.

"You expect her to wear that for three months, you have got to be kidding me! And besides, your taste is so like Heero's you know."

"WHAT THE....THAT YUY! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!"

"Don't worry, I repacked for him."

Zechs nodded and looked at the four pieces of clothes in the suitcase.

"Can...you.....er...help me?"

"Thought you'd never ask."

Jade looked around the room.

"Let's see, 10 sweaters, 15 tank tops, 20 jeans, and 10 shoes. Meet us at the Hiroshima airport at midnight. Byes!"

Jade popped out again.

"She's a strange girl."


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Jade looked around Trowa's room.

"Now where is he?"

Suddenly. Trowa walked out of the bathroom wearing only a black towel.

"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?????????"

"Hm, nice bod Trowa."

Trowa looked at Jade and blushed.

"What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to kill you of course!"

Trowa lifted an eyebrow.

"You're here to what?"

"I'm here to tell you that we're leaving for our island at midnight on a p[lane in the Hiroshima airport."

"Well, couldn't knock first?"

"knock on what? Wood?"

"The door genius, the door!"

"What's a door."

Trowa rolled his eyes and Jade smiled.

"I'll be leaving now."

Jade popped out.

"Nice, but weird."


Rage was talking with the girls in the hospital. Suddenly a transparent figure showed up.

"I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS EVE! I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU TO THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!!!!!"

The girls all screamed and hid under the blanket.

"Hello Jade how was your day?"

Sally fell off the bed and watched as Jade became whole and smiled at Rage.

"Oh fine Rage, just fine. Yours?"

"Just great."

Hilde looked at the two.

"You two have issues man, major issues."

Jade beamed at Hilde.

"We do? Why thank you!"

"That wasn't a compliment."

"Oh."

Jade sniffed and whimpered.

"You hurt my feelings."

Hilde looked at Jade.

"How old are you?"

"I'm er...18, a year younger than you."

"Oh really?"

"YUPYUP!"

Rage walked over to Jade.

"What time is it?"

"The hospital doesn't have a clock?"

"The baka nurse won't tell me."

"I'll be back!"

Jade popped out, and then back in.

"It's 10 o'clock."

"WE HAVE TO BE AT THE AIRPORT BY 11:30!!!!!"

Rage ran around the room.

"I HAVEN'T PACK YET I HAVEN'T PACKED YET!"

"ER........earth to Rage, we're going to our own mansion."

"Oh............yeah! I knew that! See my wonderful acting fooled you!"

Everyone in the room sweatdropped.

"You're weird."

"Why thank you Miss Relena!"

Catherine looked at Sally.

"These are the people the boys trusted our lives with?"

All the Gundam girls stared at each other.




Rage ::singing:: We're done, we're done, we're really really done!
Jade: ::singing:: You're crazy, you're crazy, you're really really crazy!
Rage: I have to go home now, my mommy will have my ass.
Jade: You stay at my house too long. And I have to eat dinner.
Rage: Well you asked me to stay!
Jade: I did? That doesn't sound like me!
Rage: REVIEW POR FAVOR!!!!
Jade: AU REVIOR!!!!!