Author's Note- Okay, this time I will try to get closer to the person's personality! Thanx for telling me and making me realize that it wasn't that close to Dumbledore's personality. Thank you everyone who reviewed! Oh! And remember, these all do not happen all at the same time, like one could be during the Yule Ball, and another at the beginning of the year! Although some may link with others, I guess that it is up to you to decide! Enjoy! Thanx again!
G'day, journal. Fred and me have been inventing left and right with new inventions. Everyone in Gryffindor house has learned their lesson and refuses to eat anything that we give them. So, we have been shipping the treats in our robe pockets to give to the Slytherins at meals. Those suckers! We gave Crabbe a Ton-tongue Toffee the other day, and Snape had to help him to the infirmary! I about died laughing; after all, it was my ingenious idea to feed those nasty, good-for-nothing, scum-like Slytherins our latest inventions.
There are other things happenin', though. One that makes me sick to me bloody stomach. Ginny has her sight set on a certain person. Harry and Ron know who it is, but refuse to tell because they might just die announcing it to me and Fred. I am beginning to think that it is Draco Malfoy. Yes, that filthy slime-ball. Why would anyone like that- thing? He is so stuffed with himself that he doesn't care about anyone else, at all. I am beginning to think that he is gay, hangin' out with those two scums, Crabbe and Goyle. Me and Fred have decided to do whatever it takes to make Ginny hate him again, either that, or suspend him. We've tried that before, but it didn't really work. Instead, we got detention for a week. That dirty- okay, I think that I've made my point.
Off the subject, I can hear steam bursting out of my ears. Well, not really, but, you get the picture, journal, if not, then I haven't taught you well enough. After three years of writing in you, I'd think that you would understand everything that makes no sense to the other normal people.
I do have detention tonight, for Snape. I think that I can come up with a good excuse so that I don't have to go down to the trophy room and dust, though. Maybe I should have Fred cast a spell on me, one that takes all the bones out entirely, like that fool Lockhart did to Harry's arm. Only, I can have Fred cast the spell on my leg. Yea, that's what I'll do! Blimey good plan! That sucker Snape! It'll be the best excuse yet!
All right, blimey! I better go get Fred, I only have a couple of hours for him to learn the spell. Wish me good luck! Oh, and have you seen Harry, Hermione, or Malfoy today? I dunno', but I really hope that it doesn't concern Ginny, oh crap.
George (A.K.A. The #1 Prankster)
Author's Note- Okay, was that better? Did it actually sound like him? Let me know! Thanx!