I do not own Card Captors, Card Captor Sakura, or any related names, titles, etc. etc. etc. This means: DON'T SUE ME! The only character I own in this story is Jenna and Tina.
"..." spoken (well duh)
'...' thoughts
~~~ flashback
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TRUTH OR DARE
'The dare that drew a smile- The truth that drew a tear'
chapter 4
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35 bottles of beer in the 'frige, 35 bottles of beer,
you take them all out and pass them around,
now you ain't got no more beer in the 'frige....
"Ahh... The good old *gulp* card capturing days." sighed Kero as he finished his fifty-second pudding cup and threw it in the recycling bin behind him. It made a soft clink when it hit several other glass bottles and his other pudding cups.
Before Tomoyo started throwing up, Syaoran lost consciousness, and Mei-Lin, Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, and Eriol got drunk, they had been watching the tapes that Tomoyo had brought over. Of course, these tapes were of Card Captures, and several were of school activities. Presently, Sakura and Mei-Lin were entertaining themselves by rearranging Syaoran's hands in funny positions all over his face.
"Let's put his fingers in his nose!" suggested Sakura.
"Ooh- I got a better idea! I'll be right back." Mei-Lin got up and steadied herself before heading towards her room. In a few minutes, Mei-Lin came back with a make-up kit.
"Good idea!" giggled Sakura.
"Yeah, I know." said Mei-Lin, flattering herself. "Let's get to work, now shall we?"
For the next ten minutes, Mei-Lin put on green eye shadow, Sakura applied a glossy pink lipstick, then patted his face with powder, and as a finishing touch, Mei-Lin gave him some fake eyelashes. They were about to pluck his eyebrows, but then they knew he would definitely kill them with his bare hands. When they were all done, they stood back to admire their masterpiece.
"To the most beautiful boy-" began Mei-Lin.
"Man," corrected Sakura.
"To the most beautiful man in the world- Syaoran!" they said together quietly as they tapped two bottles together.
"Let's take a picture! Tomoyo-chan would kill me if I didn't take a picture of him now." said Sakura after several sips. She dragged herself to Tomoyo's bag and took out the camera.
*Ding*Dong*
Syaoran began to stir.
"Quick take the picture!" Mei-Lin said hastily. There was a bright flash and a sleepy Syaoran sat up rubbing his head. Both Mei-Lin and Sakura snickered.
"What are you two laughing about? And what are you doing with Tomoyo's camera?" asked Syaoran.
*Ding*Dong*
"Uh.... Sakura can explain!" said Mei-Lin as she dashed to answer the door. She tripped over a shoe and pulled herself back up, "I'm okay!"
"Get back here!" hissed Sakura. She looked at Syaoran when she realized Mei-Lin wasn't going to come and began to laugh nervously. "Hoe..."
"NO! YOU CAN'T STAY HERE!" screamed Mei-Lin.
Sakura and Syaoran got up to see what was going on. When they passed a mirror that was hanging on the wall, Syaoran froze. He turned to look at himself in the mirror, "WHAT THE HELL!?"
"What's all this racket?" asked Eriol as he and Tomoyo came out of the bathroom. He and Tomoyo began to snicker when they laid their eyes on Syaoran.
"What happened to your face?" asked Tomoyo fighting to hold back her laugh. She never let Syaoran answer because just then, she turned a slight greenish color and then ran back into the bathroom (where you see her throwing up and Eriol holding back her hair.)
"Like, puh-leeze? I like, have no other place to go! My car like, broke down and like, you know I like, live on the other side of town!"
"Oh.... That's too bad.... GO TO HELL!" Mei-Lin screamed.
"Like, c'mon! Like, my friend Tina and I like, just need somewhere to stay tonight! You'll like, never know we're here." said Jenna. She looked past Mei-Lin and saw Sakura. She then looked past her and saw Syaoran drying off his now make-up-free face.
'Purrr.... Who's the hotty?' Jenna thought to herself. Suddenly, she got an idea, "Is that like, you, Sakuya?"
Sakura (who is now drunk) looked around behind her. "Sorry, there's no Sakuya here." *Giggle*"Oh, but there's a Sakura!" she perked. "And this is her friend, Syaoran!" she giggle pointing at Syaoran.
'Damn, only as a friend? Oh well. So, this must be Jenna. Well, Mei-Lin's right- she is the evil bitch I knew when I left.' thought Syaoran.
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Email from Mei-Lin....
To: ixi LittLE CHineSe WoLF ixi
From: 1 HoTT azN gODesS
Subject: eHy
hey xio-lang
i heard you're coming to japan again. what for i have no clue why. ; ) *gasp* could it be because of- *dramatic pause* the cherry blossom festival? c'mon, you know you are. good thing youre coming cuz you know, sakura-chans been having nightmares since u left. yeah, i knoe i say this everytime i write 2 u but this time, i demand to know why u havent been keeping in touch with her...... hmm... probably cuz of some stupid clan rules. anyway, just to keep you updated, here are a few notes: takashi still tells stupid false facts, chiharu shuts him up, rikka and terada-sensei broke up because terada-sensei decided he didnt want kids, and rikka does, jenna is still the evil bitch you knew when you left, tomoyo-chan still hasnt grown out of that photographer phase, sakura-chan's hair is down to her waist now, and the stuffed animal still inhales whatever food you give him.
before you leave hong kong, be sure to email me so i can come and embarrass you at the airport by bringing tons of balloons, banners and a band. j/p. if i wanted to really embarrass you, i would tongue kiss you in front of everyone and say out loud, "hows my favorite cousin!?" but you know i wouldnt do either. okay, g²g or my dinner will burn.
luv alwayz,
mei-lin
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"Like, yeah, Sakura!" said Jenna correcting herself. "Anyway, I'm like, sorry for like, saying that crap earlier like, about you-know-what."
"No prob, I'm sorry for slapping you."
Syaoran couldn't believe his ears. Mei-Lin had filled him in earlier while Sakura was asleep about what happened after school on the soccer field. Sakura was apologizing to someone who thought they were smiled at by him. He pulled out the Time Card and froze time. He ten grabbed Sakura by the shoulders and shook her.
"Are you insane!?" he asked.
Sakura pushed him away gently, "I dunno, am I? *Giggle*" She grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him towards her. She looked at him for about 2 seconds and without any hesitation, she kissed him. While they were in a lip-lock, Sakura took away the Time Card from his hand and broke the kiss.
"Time, unfreeze!" she said. Realizing that he had been tricked, Syaoran began devising a plan to get back at her. Sakura smiled at him seductively and fluttered her eyelashes, making him forget all about revenge.
Sakura looked at Mei-Lin and said, "Just let her-"
"Ahem." said Tina, with her arms crossed and tapping her foot on the ground.
"-them stay. It's only for one night, Mei-Lin." she finished.
"Grr.... Fine- but they'd better be gone by the time I wake up." agreed Mei-Lin reluctantly.
Jenna and Tina threw their bags into Mei-Lin's arms and then walked over to Sakura and began to play with her hair while Mei-Lin walked to the bathroom and dumped their bags in the bathtub.
"Omigod Sakura, your hair is so soft! What shampoo do you use?" asked Tina.
"Like, I was going to ask that!" snapped Jenna.
"Yeah, well, I asked first!"
"Bitch."
"Slut."
"Wh-"
"Please, you guys, Mei-Lin agreed to let you stay here, if you start fighting I'll be the one to kick both your asses out." interrupted Syaoran.
Just then, Tomoyo and Eriol came out of the bathroom. Tina looked at Eriol flirtingly.
"Feeling better, Tomoyo-chan?" asked Sakura.
"Hai, much bett- oh, hi Jenna, Tina." waved Tomoyo flatly.
"So what are you guys doing now?" asked Eriol.
"Well, nothing in particular-" began Mei-Lin.
Jenna whispered something in Tina's ear and they both grinned.
"Like, we were just about to like, play truth or dare." said Jenna.
"Oh c'mon, that game is so juvenile." argued Mei-Lin.
"Oh is it? Maybe you're just trying to hide some sort of dark secret. Or maybe- you're just too damn scared to do a dare." smirked Tina.
Everybody except Tina and Jenna froze.
'Uh-oh...' they all thought.
Every hair on Mei-Lin's head stood on its end, her face turned a steaming red color, and she had death written all over her face.
"LISTEN, I LIVE HERE. I GRANTED YOU PERMISSION TO STAY FOR ONE NIGHT AT THE REQUEST OF MY FRIEND. NOW, YOU CAN EITHER BEHAVE, OR I COULD THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW INTO THE COLD. IT'S STARTING TO SNOW PRETTY HARD, ISN'T IT? AND I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE OUT THERE INSTEAD OF IN HERE." Mei-Lin threatened.
Jenna yawned while Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, and Eriol were huddled in the corner of the room.
"So Tina- truth or dare?" asked Mei-Lin.
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Bwa ha ha ha. Yet another evil cliff hanger. Like the song I put in the beginning? If you want to, sing it to the tune of "__ Bottles of Beer on the Wall". Anyway, the e-mail you read halfway into the chapter was there just to point out that Jenna hasn't changed a bit and that umm... well to point out that Jenna hasn't changed a bit. (Yes, I am aware that I wrote that twice.) Oh yeah, and if either of those screen names are yours, e-mail me and I'll change it. If you have any suggestion about what will happen during the game, e-mail me at ika0t1kangel69x@gurlmail.com (uh.... you might want to copy and paste that)
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