It was a week before Jessica got to see Duo again. Him and Hilde disappeared some where for a week. Heero wasn't too happy that Duo (who stole Relina) is going to the food store with Jessica. Duo however didn't want to come. Therefore, Heero gave in.
Soon as Duo walked into the eating room. Jessica jumped and dragged him by the arm out the door. Hilde watched her bewildered.
"uh… talk to you later then," Hilde said watching her drag the surprised Duo out the door. Heero smirked and sat on the couch.
"Come on Duo, we are gong to starve if you don't buy food, slacker!" Jessica said dragging Duo to a car. It took the surprised Duo a couple seconds to realize what she said and the minute he processed it he tried to run away.
"No no, Duo you can't get out of it this time!" Jessica said throwing him into the car and locking the doors. Jessica got behind the wheel.
"Ahh, is this safe, you driving and all?" Duo asked.
"What you don't trust me?" Jessica asked innocently.
"No," Duo said plainly.
"I won't kill you yet," Jessica said jokingly stated up the car.
"That's reassuring," Duo said sarcastically.
Jessica told Duo to turn on the radio. He did. Duo started flipping through the channels first a rock station, then a techno station, and then a country station, then he got to a pop station.
"Stop!" Jessica yelled when she heard the pop song. It had a real good beat. She turned it up. She looked over at Duo as he started rolling down the windows.
"Oh yeah I feel cool with this stuff on the radio," Duo said sarcastically. He changed it to a rap station. Jessica did not mind cause she enjoyed the song they were playing right now. Soon they were signing along (trying). Duo and Jessica were dancing in the car and screaming on top of their lungs, having the time of their lives.
They entered a town finally still had it blazing, people starred as they passed. Duo started yelling out the windows.
"Hey baby," he said that to an old lady. Jessica smiled and looked out her window nothing on her side except for the store. She turned sharply into the parking lot and parked quickly.
"In a bit of a hurry?" Duo asked her as he got out.
"First one to the door wins!" Jessica said taking off. Duo ran after her.
"Wins what??" Duo asked catching her by the back of her shirt. Jessica's fingers were a foot away from the door.
"Uhhh… the race!" Jessica answered turning around and bating his hands out of the way.
"Oh and Jessica try to act civilized," Duo said holding his head high entering the door. Jessica looked at him and just started laughing.
"Same to you," Jessica said.
"I swear you and Heero have been hanging out to much," Duo said shaking his head.
"Come on!" Jessica said grabbing his hand and pulling him toward the fruits. Duo just starred at all the selections.
"You've never been to a place like this-"
"No," Duo answered. Jessica picked up a bag and handed to a wide-eyed Duo.
"Hold this. Now, first you inspect them make sure they are good-" Jessica started to pick up a apple.
"Oh, I get it," said Duo taking it from her and taking a bite from it. Jessica starred.
"Tastes good to me!" Duo said putting it in the bag. Jessica blinked then ripped the apple from the bag and through it back.
"EH! You don't do it that way moron! You look it over!" Jessica said grabbing a bunch of apples and looking them over then putting them into the bag.
"Wait, do we even have money?" Duo asked. Jessica stopped in mid what she was doing. She looked at Duo wide-eyed. Her mouth dropped open.
"Ohh uhh- I was in such I rush to get you- I didn't think," Jessica said looking at Duo's non-shocked face.
"Well, we'll make do," He said simply.
"Duo, how are you going to run out with a cart full of food?" Jessica pointed out.
"Noooo, we'll just get a wallet," Duo said starring out the window at a well-dressed, old man coming out of a Limo.
"Duo, that's-" Jessica started.
"I know I know, but he can afford it," Duo said in an easygoing voice.
"alright! But you do the actual stealing," Jessica said.
"Fine, but then you have to distract him," Duo said simply watching him walk in.
"Fine, how?" Jessica asked. Duo looked at her surprised then looked her up and down and said.
"Use your gifts," He said putting his hands up as if he was going to grab her boobs. Jessica rolled her eyes.
"Fine, you go around the back," she said putting his hands down.
Duo walked around the display to behind the man looking like he was checking out something.
Jessica shook her pony-tail out and ran her fingers through her hair. She put her hand on one hip, then she walked, like she knew she was hot. She walked swaying her hips and giving her self a little bounce, with one foot in front of the other. She walked passed the man eyeing him up then down then in the eye, then she smirked and brang up her shoulder, like inviting him.
Duo starred at her, she must do this a lot,' he thought following the man as he followed Jessica. Jessica stopped and waited for the man. She tossed her hair, giving him a smile. She turned around to face him. She was thinking fast about how to distract him. She looked for a table. No, she looked for something. She picked up a box and dropped it. When he was in-front of her, she went to pick it up the man followed. She brang her arms together pushing her breasts together. The man starred.
"So, what's your name?" Jessica asked him.
"Sam," he said still starring. Duo snuck behind him and pulled his wallet out of his pocket. Jessica made small talk with the man, while Duo pulled his money out and out the wallet back in his pocket. Jessica looked up at Duo while standing up and gave him a 'help' look. As much as, Duo liked this for black mail. He put his hand on Sam's shoulder and said,
"Excuse me. Hunny!" Duo said running up to Jessica and putting his hand over her mouth while he kissed his hand. He did it so the man couldn't see the hand. Duo pulled away. He looked at the man, then he put his arm around Jessica's waist and brought her back to the fruit section. As soon as they there, they starred laughing.
"I can't believe you pulled that off!" Jessica said.
"ME? What about you, you Whore!" Duo said jokingly. Jessica winked at him and said overly acting, "I know, Heero's my day job-"
"No, you blow-"
"Duo!" Jessica said laughing. She hit him on the shoulder. Duo turned around.
"Let's see! Yes I love melons!" Duo said running up to them and Jessica right behind.
Duo groped them and called out Hilde.
"DUO! That's disgusting we eat those!" Jessica said. Duo shrugged and picked them up.
"No! those are- Hilde's," Jessica said taking other ones. Jessica ran over to a shopping cart and brought it to Duo. Duo put it in the cart. They got the rest of the fruit and turned into the next aisle. At the end of the aisle was a section of condoms. Duo stopped and smirked.
"I need some of these," he said proudly.
"For the first time ever," Jessica mumbled. Duo blushed slightly.
"Hilde likes these," duo said picked up ribbed condoms.
"Keep that to your self please," Jessica said tossing her hair. She put it back into a pony-tail.
"What about you, which kind do you like?" Duo asked Jessica looking away from the condoms.
"Well, me and Heero haven't really…" Jessica said looking away. Duo snickered.
"Come on I know for a fact, he got some action and plus knowing you…" Duo said looking back at the condoms. Jessica rolled her eyes.
"We never needed birth control-" Jessica started
"What about other things? I know Heero hasn't done anyone before, but you-"
"I've gotten tested before used to be an OZ procedure," Jessica said looking at Duo's feet
"Oh, but still-" Duo said looking back at the condoms. Jessica started to walk away leaving Duo standing there watching her back. She stopped, turned around, walked back grabbed glow in the dark ones, and started to walk away again. She dropped her condoms into the shopping cart. Then she stopped again turned back around to a smirking Duo and took his condom put them back then placed extra slim ones in his hands. Jessica snickered and left.
"HEY!" Duo shouted he through the extra slim one's down like they were infected and picked up his original ones. Then he ran to catch up with Jessica.
"Very funny, what's your name," Duo said grabbing her ponytail.
"Don't try to forget my name I know you call it out more then you call out 'Hilde'" Jessica said smiling. Duo put his hands on his hips.
"Is that so?' he said sarcastically "Yep, you caught me," he said even more sarcastically.
They stopped dead in front of a sample old lady.
"Niccccceeeeee," Duo said
"Hook me up!" Jessica said to the old lady. The old lady squinted at them though her glasses.
"You need a parent," she said shakily. She had a shawl, cane the whole thing. Even had the white hair in a bun.
"Are you bli- we're like 17!" Jessica said with widen eyes.
"I'm almost 18!" Duo added annoyed.
"I won't buy that! Hoodlums!" the old lady said going back to take the treats out of the microwave. Jessica grabbed her own head in frustration.
"Look there's our parents!" Duo said pointing in the opposite direction. The old lady slowly turned her head to look. They took five treats each and ran.
They turned down the aisle.
"Lucky Charms! I like to eat all the marshmallows first!" Jessica said picking up a box.
That ends part one next Duo and Jessica will disgust cereal characters and other things can't give it all away ;) it'll be cool please review love ya all!!!!!! They continue to torture old man-er lady river.