A/N: the next chapter will get more romantic with Heero and Jessica and Hilde and Duo so stayed tuned!
"That's great," Duo said rolling his eyes picking up a box of Kixs.
"Why can't they just give the rabbit some food!" Duo said shaking his head.
"That's Trixs hun," Jessica said taking the box from him and replacing it with the right box.
"I know that, I was looking at the one on the self," Duo said reassuringly. It was Jessica's turn to roll her eyes at Duo. Duo started picking out cereal and throwing them into the basket.
"And this is another, if Fred and Barney are best friends- then SHARE THE CEREAL!" Duo said throwing his arms into the air. "What is this trying to teach kids?" Duo said angrily.
"To buy their product! Now let's go get some drinks," Jessica said pulling Duo out of the cereal isle and into the next. She quickly grabbed some juice. Then they went over to the dairy section grabbing some yogurt, milk, and cheese. They ended up seeing the old snack woman again.
They raised their eyebrows at each other and smirked. Duo and Jessica walked up closely to the woman.
"Uh, can I have some?" Duo asked making his voice slightly deeper.
"No, where your parent?" the woman asked slowly. Jessica put her hands on her hips. Duo sighed.
"Right here," Jessica said making her voice mature.
"I don't think so…" said the old lady.
"You're the two girls from before," the woman said fixing her display. Jessica annoyance quickly turned to laughter. Duo's jaw dropped.
"I'M A GUY!" he shouted, which made a couple people near by laugh. Duo gave them a look and they shut up.
"For that-" Duo said taking a tray of the treats "I'm taking them all!" he said walking away. Jessica still stood there laughing. Duo walked back, grabbed her by the arm, and pulled her away. The old lady stuck her finger in her ear and twisted it around.
"I'm sorry Darling what did you say. Some loud noise made me temporally deaf," she said into the air. Then she shrugged when no one answered. She put her hand out to the treats and felt that they weren't there.
"Hey, where'd they go?"
BACK WITH DUO AND JESSICA
"Duo, I mean Darlene," Jessica said putting potato chips in the cart.
"Shut up bitch," Duo said sulkily. Jessica brushed a strand of her chestnut hair away from her ear.
"I'm sorry what did you call me?" she said looking at the ceiling.
"I said 'bitch'" Duo said raising his voice.
"Yeah, that's what I thought!" Jessica said narrowing her eyes at him.
She lunged at him without warning knocking him to the ground. Duo picked her up around the waist and through her off him.
"Come on let's get serious, we have a lotta shopping to do!" Duo complained.
"Fine, only because I know that you know you'll lose," Jessica muttered.
"I herd that!" Duo said looking over his shoulder at her. She raised her eyebrows at him and smirked.
"I know,"
"I don't think that. You just have to say that to get the last word and to 'show' that you're in charge! You are so fucking stubborn!" Duo snorted.
"so," Jessica said walking past him into the next isle. Duo rolled his eyes at her back.
They entered the snack isle. A near-by-fat women was reading to label of some type of sugar cookies.
"Why are you reading if you know, you're obviously going to eat it," Duo said to the women. The women looked at him shocked; Jessica stomped on Duo's foot. Then the woman shrugged and grabbed three boxes and put them in her cart.
"Shit you're going to put everyone into depression here huh?!" Jessica said grabbing a couple snacks. Duo shrugged.
"Let's get meat,"
"No we don't have enough money!" Jessica said counting it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Duo screamed and he looked like he was ready to faint.
"I was joking so clam down," Jessica chuckled.
After getting meat, they paid for their food and left. They got in the car looked at each other and got out. They ran back in with smiles on their faces. They ran over to the old, snack woman and skidded to a halt. They grabbed everything on the table except for the microwave and ran out laughing. They ran into the car, Jessica looked into the rear view mirror and saw a couple people running after them. They pulled out and zoomed away laughing.
"Well that was satisfying!" Duo said sighing. Jessica giggled.
Duo turned to her and said "I just remembered, you know you can't really use the glow in the dark condoms right?"
Jessica nodded "I thought you know that I know, I was going to play a joke on Heero. When you weren't looking I put them back and grabbed normal ones,"
"Oh, what size is Heero?" Duo asked with a smirk on his face.
"I don't know," Jessica said getting annoyed.
"Yeah you do you brought them!" Duo pointed out smirking wider.
"None of your business!" Jessica said running her fingers though her hair.
"Come on you wanna tell me!"
"No, I really don't,"
"Why is it small?"
"Ha! No it's probably bigger then yours!"
"Ya right, then he wouldn't be able to where those tight pants all the time!"
"Whatever, don't ask stupid questions,"
They finally got back. Quatre came out to help them but Duo left them to do all the work.
"Stupid, fucking, Maxwell" Jessica muttered.
"It's not lady-like to curse," Quatre said picking up a couple bags.
Jessica glared daggers at him.
"It's not lady-like to do a lot of things I do, do I care, not really," Jessica said grabbing bags and leading the way in. They finally got to the eating room and dumped it onto the counter. Heero walked in.
"I saw Maxwell running and I figured you were back, what'd you do to him?" Heero asked walking up to Jessica.
"Nothing, he just doesn't want to help with anything," Jessica said annoyed.
Heero smirked and kissed her to make her feel better.
"Thanks but I'm still mad at Maxwell," Jessica said kissing Heero again.
"Sense when do you call him Maxwell?" Heero asked.
"Sense now," Jessica answered. "There's more in the car," said Jessica following Quatre. Heero put his arm around her and walked out to the car with her.
"How did you pay for it I saw that you didn't take the money," Heero smirked.
"don't ask," Jessica said rolling her eyes at the memory.
Heero narrowed his eyes, "What'd you do?"
"What are you suggesting I was prostitute for a day?" Jessica asked slightly annoyed. Quatre turned around sharply with his eyes huge.
"No," Heero said shocked.
"Oh," Jessica said with a nervous laugh.
"I know Duo and so I was wondering…" Heero said looking at Quatre.
"I mean Duo's done some stupid things, the one I'm thinking of Trowa and Quatre were involved too," Heero said raising his eyebrows at Quatre.
"I said I was sorry a million times," Quatre said flushing.
"I know and it was annoying-"
"Wait a second what did you guys get like bored in a spaceship and decided to get freaking with each other?" Jessica said raising her eyebrows and smiling.
"No!" Heero said surprised and Quatre said disgusted.
"Oh, to bad," Jessica mumbled.
"No, they played a trick on me to get an answer out of me," Heero said looking over at Jessica.
"You've gotta easier to get an answer out of, just a little-"
"Don't finish that sentence please," Quatre said opening the door to the outside. They grabbed the last of the bags and walked inside.
"Quatre you are so conservative it's funny, like when I walked around in the towel last week to get my bra out of the couch-"
"Yeah I don't know what was worst knowing that you and Heero were doing it on the couch we sit on, or you walking around in a towel with guys you barely know, and then pulling your bra out not tying to even hide it!"
"I don't care," Jessica shrugged "I was wearing something wasn't I?" Heero snorted. "Plus I think she knows us pretty well,"
"Yeah," Jessica agreed with Heero.
"That's a first, you agreeing with anybody," Heero said smirking at her knowing it will get her heated.
"No, I agree with people all the time Heero! What are you talking about!" Jessica retorted.
"Sure," Heero said.
"it's true!" Jessica said. Quatre shook his head and smiled.
"Heero, you haven't changed in your taste in stubborn women," Quatre smiled.