"That's great," Duo said rolling his eyes
picking up a box of Kixs.
"Why can't they just give the rabbit some
food!" Duo said shaking his head.
"That's Trixs hun," Jessica said taking the box
from him and replacing it with the right box.
"I know that, I was looking at the one on the
self," Duo said reassuringly. It was Jessica's turn to roll her eyes at
Duo. Duo started picking out cereal and throwing them into the basket.
"And this is another, if Fred and Barney are best
friends- then SHARE THE CEREAL!" Duo said throwing his arms into the air.
"What is this trying to teach kids?" Duo said angrily.
"To buy their product! Now let's go get some
drinks," Jessica said pulling Duo out of the cereal isle and into the
next. She quickly grabbed some juice. Then they went over to the dairy section
grabbing some yogurt, milk, and cheese. They ended up seeing the old snack
woman again.
They raised their eyebrows at each other and smirked. Duo
and Jessica walked up closely to the woman.
"Uh, can I have some?" Duo asked making his
voice slightly deeper.
"No, where your parent?" the woman asked
slowly. Jessica put her hands on her hips. Duo sighed.
"Right here," Jessica said making her voice
mature.
"I don't think so…" said the old lady.
"You're the two girls from before," the woman
said fixing her display. Jessica annoyance quickly turned into laughter. Duo's
jaw dropped.
"I'M A GUY!" he shouted, which made a couple
people near by laugh. Duo gave them a look and they shut up.
"For that-" Duo said taking a tray of the
treats "I'm taking them all!" he said walking away. Jessica still
stood there laughing. Duo walked back, grabbed her by the arm, and pulled her
away. The old lady stuck her finger in her ear and twisted it around.
"I'm sorry Darling what did you say. Some loud noise
made me temporally deaf," she said into the air. Then she shrugged when no
one answered. She put her hand out to the treats and felt that they weren't
there.
"Hey, where'd they go?"
BACK WITH DUO AND JESSICA
"Duo, I mean Darlene," Jessica said putting
potato chips in the cart.
"Shut up bitch," Duo said sulkily. Jessica
brushed a strand of her chestnut hair away from her ear.
"I'm sorry what did you call me?" she asked
looking at the ceiling.
"I said 'bitch'" Duo said raising his voice.
"Yeah, that's what I
thought!" Jessica said narrowing her eyes at him.
She lunged at him without warning knocking him to the
ground. Duo picked her up around the waist and through her off him.
"Come on let's get serious, we have a lotta shopping
to do!" Duo complained.
"Fine, only because you know you'll lose,"
Jessica muttered.
"I herd that!" Duo said looking over his
shoulder at her. She raised her eyebrows at him and smirked.
"I know,"
"I don't think I'll lose! You just have to say that
to get the last word and to 'show'(
really make believe) that you've got leverage! You are so fucking
stubborn!" Duo snorted.
"so, and I'm not preten-" Jessica said walking
past him into the next isle.
"Shut
up!" Duo rolled his eyes at her back.
Jessica pretended she didn't here him.
They entered the snack isle. A near-by-fat women was
reading to label of some type of sugar cookies.
"Why
are you reading if you know, you're obviously going to eat it," Duo said
to the women. The women looked at him shocked; Jessica stomped on Duo's foot.
Then the woman shrugged and grabbed three boxes and put them in her cart.
"Shit, you're going to put everyone into depression
here huh?!" Jessica said grabbing a couple snacks. Duo shrugged.
"Let's get meat,"
"No we don't have enough money!" Jessica said
counting it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Duo screamed and he looked
like he was ready to faint.
"I was joking so clam down," Jessica chuckled.
After getting meat, they paid for their food and left.
They got in the car looked at each other and got out. They ran back in with
smiles on their faces. They ran over to the old, snack woman and skidded to a
halt. They grabbed everything on the table except for the microwave and ran out
laughing. They ran into the car, Jessica looked into the rear view mirror and
saw a couple people running after them. They pulled out and zoomed away
laughing.
"Well
that was satisfying!" Duo said sighing. Jessica giggled.
Duo turned to her and said "I just remembered, you know you can't really use the glow
in the dark condoms right?"
Jessica nodded "I thought you know that I know, I
was going to play a joke on Heero. When you weren't looking I put them back and
grabbed normal ones,"
"Oh, what size is Heero?" Duo asked with a
smirk on his face.
"I don't know," Jessica said getting annoyed.
"Yeah you do, you bought them!" Duo pointed out
smirking wider.
"None of your business!" Jessica said running
her fingers though her hair.
"Come on you wanna tell me!"
"No, I really don't,"
"Why is it small?"
"Ha! No it's probably bigger then yours!"
"Ya right, then he wouldn't be able to where those
tight pants all the time!"
"Whatever, don't ask stupid questions,"
"Stupid my ass, you just don't wanna be wro-"
"Yes, you are a stupid ass"
"That's not what I said Jess!"
"Ok, sure but you are,"
"No, you're mad that I have a bigger dick then Heero's!"
"Your dick is so small that you get depressed every time
you go to the bathroom and look down!"
"That was as dumb as those your momma jokes!"
"Yeah, maybe your jokes!"
"YEAH!"
"YEAH!"
They finally got back. Quatre came out to help them but
Duo left them to do all the work.
"Stupid, fucking, Maxwell" Jessica muttered.
"It's not lady-like to curse," Quatre said
picking up a couple bags.
Jessica glared daggers at him.
"It's not lady-like to do a lot of things I do, do I
care, not really," Jessica said grabbing bags and leading the way in. They
finally got to the eating room and dumped it onto the counter. Heero walked in.
"I saw Maxwell running and I figured you were back,
what'd you do to him?" Heero asked walking up to Jessica.
"Nothing, he just doesn't want to help with
anything," Jessica said annoyed.
Heero smirked and kissed her to make her feel better.
"Thanks but I'm still mad at Maxwell," Jessica
said kissing Heero again.
"Sense when do you call him Maxwell?" Heero
asked.
"Sense now," Jessica answered. "There's
more in the car," said Jessica following Quatre. Heero put his arm around
her and walked out to the car with her.
"How did you pay for it I saw that you didn't take
the money," Heero smirked.
"don't ask," Jessica said rolling her eyes at
the memory.
Heero narrowed his eyes, "What'd you do?"
"What, are you suggesting I was prostitute for a
day?" Jessica asked slightly annoyed. Quatre turned around sharply with
his eyes huge.
"No," Heero said shocked.
"Oh," Jessica said with a nervous laugh.
"I know Duo and so I was wondering…" Heero said
looking at Quatre.
"I mean Duo's done some stupid things, the one I'm
thinking of Trowa and Quatre were involved too," Heero said raising his
eyebrows at Quatre.
"I said I was sorry a million times," Quatre
said flushing.
"I know and it was annoying-"
"Wait a second what did you guys get like bored in a
spaceship and decided to get freaking with each other?" Jessica said
raising her eyebrows and smiling.
"No!" Heero said surprised and Quatre said
disgusted.
"Oh, to bad," Jessica mumbled.
"No, they played a trick on me to get an answer out
of me," Heero said looking over at Jessica.
"You've gotta easier to get an answer out of, just a
little-"
"Don't finish that sentence please," Quatre
said opening the door to the outside. They grabbed the last of the bags and
walked inside.
"Quatre you are so conservative it's funny, like
when I walked around in the towel last week to get my bra out of the
couch-"
"Yeah I don't know what was worst knowing that you
and Heero were doing it on the couch we sit on, or you walking around in a
towel with guys you barely know, and then pulling your bra out not tying to
even hide it!"
"I don't care," Jessica shrugged "I was
wearing something wasn't I?"
Heero snorted. "Plus I
think she knows us pretty well,"
"Yeah," Jessica agreed with Heero.
"That's a first, you agreeing with anybody,"
Heero said smirking at her knowing it will get her heated.
"No, I agree with people all the time Heero! What
are you talking about!" Jessica retorted.
"Sure," Heero said. "Just like now!" he said
sarcastically.
"It's true! I don't always disagree!" Jessica
said. Quatre shook his head and smiled.
"Heero, you haven't changed in your taste of
stubborn women," Quatre smiled.
"What come on Quatre how many girls has Heero
had?" Jessica said teasingly.
"Not more then you," Heero said turning around the insult. Jessica opened her mouth. Looked at Heero insulted then quickly said.
"Yeah, what I said," Jessica said pretending Heero didn't
get her.
"The question is how many girls Quatre has had!" Heero
said glancing over at Quatre. Quatre blushed and walked a little faster.
"Well not that…" he mumbled barely audible.
"Yeah Qat spill it!" Jessica said.
"None, that's what!" Said Duo. The group looked up at Duo
who looked worried he walked over to Heero and pulled him aside.
"Heero Relina's here!" Duo whispered to Heero. Heero's eyes
widen.
"What's going on?" Jessica asked curiously.
That's
the end of part one!