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I like Dragonball Z as much as the next person, but considering my next person is my mum, and she doesn't really like or know
DBz, I'll change it to the next DBZloving person. Right, I love DBz, but the fact that most, no, all of the characters are,
how can I put this nicely, stupid idiots, kinda bugs me. And the fact that there should be more dragons in it.
I like dragons. So, before you flame me, remember: I do like Dragonball Z.
Let's start with the bad guys.
Raditz: Now, Raditz. What was he like? Party-chrasher, that's for sure. Too much hair, not enough trousers. Raditz makes a
mistake common in DBZ: He doesn't kill every threat he meets. He met Piccolo, who tried to attack him and failed. Now,
instead of killing Piccolo, like I would've, Raditz went to search for his little brother. Understandable, it is his mission
to look for him. So, Raditz kidnaps Gohan. Nice move, can't argue with that. But common mistake 2: He underestimates his
enemies. He threw off his scouter, and didn't see Goku and Piccolo coming. If I were Raditz, I would've killed both Goku
and Piccolo in an instant. I mean, a guy who's going to fight you, won't join you to be a space-pirate, right? He had plenty
of chances too. But we know how it ends: Raditz dies. Good for him.
Vegeta and Nappa: They terrorized some Arlians, good for them. But why not kill some scouts immediately? Are they evil space
pirates or what? They also blew up the planet, after being heroes. Well done, very evil. They also blow up some things on
Earth. Nothing stupid about that. But when they meet the Z Warriors, stupidity starts. They sent out the Saibamen to kill
the Z Warriors, when they could've kiled them themselves. I know they needed info about the balls, but they could've just
let Piccolo live and kill the rest. So, the Saibaman fail, big shock. Sure, Chao-Su and Yamcha are killed, but they can be
revived. So, enter Nappa. He gets going quite good, but doesn't kill his enemies. Bit stupid, but hey, Prince's orders. Next
stupidity of our beloved Saiyan prince: He decides to wait for 3 hours. Well, Goku hasn't arrived yet, and the fighting
continues. Piccolo sacrifices himself. I'm sure that's very dramatic, and very cute, but I would let Gohan get killed
(Serves him right for not fighting) so the balls would still exist. Enter Goku: Nappa gets beaten quite easily, and Vegeta
and Goku do some battling. Vegeta wasn't being too stupid, turning ape was a good move, but he could've killed Goku sooner.
How hard can it be to bite someone's head off? Yajirobe cuts of his tail, more battling. Vegeta tries to get Gohan's tail
off. Not stupid, but he's distracted easily when Yajirobe attacks him when he should've been getting rid of Gohan's tail.
We know how it ends: Vegeta gets sat on by King Kong Gohan, and manages to escape.
Ginyu Force: Just one big stupid move: They don't attack Krillin, Gohan and Vegeta as a group, no, they do one-to-one. And
they pose. Ginyu's body-switching isn't too stupid, but the way he was trapped into a frog was.
Frieza: Notice how I skip Dodoria, Zarbon and the others. They weren't really important. Right, Frieza. The biggest mistake,
in my vision, is the fact that he talks too much. Threaths, taunting, speeches, he does them all. His way of transportation
(that ridiculous flying car) looks stupid. If you're going to be an evil tyrant, travel in style! So, Frieza fights Gohan,
Krillin and Vegeta. Frieza is evil, but he doesn't even kill Gohan and Krillin. (Well, not until MUCH later anyway) He only
kills Vegeta because he was too annoying, claiming to be SuperSaiyan and all. So, Vegeta dies, being all emotional and soppy.
Frieza could've used this moment to kill Krillin and Gohan, or take them hostage to threat Goku into giving him the balls.
But he doesn't. Then, trying to prove he's great, he tries to kill Goku using just one finger. That's not just not smart,
that's plain stupid. Another BIG stupid move of Frieza was that he didn't transform into his most powerful form immediately
and got rid of Goku before that SpiritBomb-Krillin-dies-Goku-turns-Super-Saiyan-Planet-explodes stuff. The Frieza saga
would've been much shorter. It would've had an unhappy ending, but I can deal with that. It was quite stupid that he wanted
to make the dragon grant his wish and not use Namekian. He could've figured this, seeing as the balls are from Namek in the
first place. We know how this saga ends, Frieza gets killed by his own Energy Disk, and becomes RoboFrieza. Frieza obviously
didn't learn anything from his experience with Goku, since he uses the same strategy on Trunks, underestimating his enemy
and sending weaker soldiers first. Result? Sliced and diced Frieza. That's not just Frieza's fault though. His father
could've used better metal to repair his son.
Androids: It was smart of Dr. Gero to have some insect-thing stalk Goku and the others. The stupid thing was that he didn't
stalk them to Namek. This results in a slaughtering of 19 by SuperSaiyan Vegeta, and an humiliating retreat of 20/Gero.
What's with the clothes anyway? They look like some weird gypsies! If you're being an evil android, wear some evil-android
clothes! He could've made 19 look less like an overweight mime as well. So, Gero goes to his other Androids. He sets them
free without checking their loyalty. Quite stupid, so he gets killed. 17 and 18 release 16. Quite nice. Now, instead of
killing the Z Warriors outside their lab, they go off and look for Goku. Vegeta, feeling superior and great, goes of to
attack them. This results in a pretty silly fight, with the defeat of Vegeta and the others, except for our favourite wuss,
Krillin. Now, instead of killing them all and moving on, 18 kissed Krillin, and the Androids go. Then, they steal the most
horrible van I've ever seen. I can understand that 17 wants to drive a car, but please, steal a classy one! How hard can it
be to rob the nearest car-dealer and use a Porsche, a Jaguar or a Ferrari? They should've gotten a map as well,
now they had to take the touristic (Read: Bumpy road through forest that takes longer than any other) road to get to Goku.
And to make things worse, 18 wants new clothes. I liked her old clothes better than the cowboy out-fit, but hey, who I am
to argue with an evil android. Afer some more time-consuming stupidity, the three end up on an island and 17 battles
Piccolo. They could've attacked him as a group, but no, 17 wants to experience being a stupid macho. Cell shows up, and 17,
still being stupid and macho, attacks Cell. He gets absorbed, and Cell turns to 18. They manage to escape, thanks to Goku.
So, on to the next island, shall we? 'Kay, Cell battles SuperSaiyan 2 Vegeta (add super-arrogant to that as well) and
convinces Vegeta to let him absorb 18, for a bigger challenge. I think 18 and 16 could've escaped sooner, but they didn't.
18 payes for her stupid non-escaping and gets aborbed by Cell. 16, trying to kill Cell, gets killed. Thus ends the Androids
(I don't consider Cell an android, since he doesn't call himself one.)
Cell. For most of his stupidity, we can blame the fact that he got cells from really stupid people. But he's quite smart,
actually. Traveling to the past to become perfect is a good plan. Absorbing complete cities to regain strength isn't very
bad either. But explaining the whole story to Piccolo (Telling their entire life-story to some good guy is something all
evil villains have in common. Why?) wasn't very smart. Cell had Piccolo's cells, and knows Piccolo can regenerate, thus
telling the other Z Warriors about him. He could've blasted or absorbed Piccolo, but he didn't. Instead, he absorbed some
more humans, and went to look for 17 and 18. He ends up on the small island with 16, 17, 18 and Piccolo. He could've sneaked
up on 16 and 18, while they were destracted. But no, Cell wants a real fight. He gets one, with all three Androids. He
finally gets 17, and tries to get 18, but gets destracted and the two escape. Instead of flying after them, he does some
random island destructing. I supposed that's just Cell's way of having fun. He finds 16 and 18, but had to fight Vegeta.
The next turn of events are quite good for Cell, and he becomes 'perfect'. He beats Vegeta and Trunks. Well done Cell, you
can kill the purple-haired boy and destroy Earth. But he doesn't. No. He gives them 10 days to become stronger (And a
serious threat) and prepair for the Cell games. Personally, I think letting your enemies live to become stronger is quite
stupid, but we can blame that on his cells.
Since I wasn't able to watch Dragonball Z from this point, I don't really know what stupid things Cell and the next villains
did. Damn you Cartoon Network!
So. we've done the villains, let's go to the good guys. If you thought the bad asses were stupid, wait till you the good
guys.
I like Dragonball Z as much as the next person, but considering my next person is my mum, and she doesn't really like or know
DBz, I'll change it to the next DBZloving person. Right, I love DBz, but the fact that most, no, all of the characters are,
how can I put this nicely, stupid idiots, kinda bugs me. And the fact that there should be more dragons in it.
I like dragons. So, before you flame me, remember: I do like Dragonball Z.
Let's start with the bad guys.
Raditz: Now, Raditz. What was he like? Party-chrasher, that's for sure. Too much hair, not enough trousers. Raditz makes a
mistake common in DBZ: He doesn't kill every threat he meets. He met Piccolo, who tried to attack him and failed. Now,
instead of killing Piccolo, like I would've, Raditz went to search for his little brother. Understandable, it is his mission
to look for him. So, Raditz kidnaps Gohan. Nice move, can't argue with that. But common mistake 2: He underestimates his
enemies. He threw off his scouter, and didn't see Goku and Piccolo coming. If I were Raditz, I would've killed both Goku
and Piccolo in an instant. I mean, a guy who's going to fight you, won't join you to be a space-pirate, right? He had plenty
of chances too. But we know how it ends: Raditz dies. Good for him.
Vegeta and Nappa: They terrorized some Arlians, good for them. But why not kill some scouts immediately? Are they evil space
pirates or what? They also blew up the planet, after being heroes. Well done, very evil. They also blow up some things on
Earth. Nothing stupid about that. But when they meet the Z Warriors, stupidity starts. They sent out the Saibamen to kill
the Z Warriors, when they could've kiled them themselves. I know they needed info about the balls, but they could've just
let Piccolo live and kill the rest. So, the Saibaman fail, big shock. Sure, Chao-Su and Yamcha are killed, but they can be
revived. So, enter Nappa. He gets going quite good, but doesn't kill his enemies. Bit stupid, but hey, Prince's orders. Next
stupidity of our beloved Saiyan prince: He decides to wait for 3 hours. Well, Goku hasn't arrived yet, and the fighting
continues. Piccolo sacrifices himself. I'm sure that's very dramatic, and very cute, but I would let Gohan get killed
(Serves him right for not fighting) so the balls would still exist. Enter Goku: Nappa gets beaten quite easily, and Vegeta
and Goku do some battling. Vegeta wasn't being too stupid, turning ape was a good move, but he could've killed Goku sooner.
How hard can it be to bite someone's head off? Yajirobe cuts of his tail, more battling. Vegeta tries to get Gohan's tail
off. Not stupid, but he's distracted easily when Yajirobe attacks him when he should've been getting rid of Gohan's tail.
We know how it ends: Vegeta gets sat on by King Kong Gohan, and manages to escape.
Ginyu Force: Just one big stupid move: They don't attack Krillin, Gohan and Vegeta as a group, no, they do one-to-one. And
they pose. Ginyu's body-switching isn't too stupid, but the way he was trapped into a frog was.
Frieza: Notice how I skip Dodoria, Zarbon and the others. They weren't really important. Right, Frieza. The biggest mistake,
in my vision, is the fact that he talks too much. Threaths, taunting, speeches, he does them all. His way of transportation
(that ridiculous flying car) looks stupid. If you're going to be an evil tyrant, travel in style! So, Frieza fights Gohan,
Krillin and Vegeta. Frieza is evil, but he doesn't even kill Gohan and Krillin. (Well, not until MUCH later anyway) He only
kills Vegeta because he was too annoying, claiming to be SuperSaiyan and all. So, Vegeta dies, being all emotional and soppy.
Frieza could've used this moment to kill Krillin and Gohan, or take them hostage to threat Goku into giving him the balls.
But he doesn't. Then, trying to prove he's great, he tries to kill Goku using just one finger. That's not just not smart,
that's plain stupid. Another BIG stupid move of Frieza was that he didn't transform into his most powerful form immediately
and got rid of Goku before that SpiritBomb-Krillin-dies-Goku-turns-Super-Saiyan-Planet-explodes stuff. The Frieza saga
would've been much shorter. It would've had an unhappy ending, but I can deal with that. It was quite stupid that he wanted
to make the dragon grant his wish and not use Namekian. He could've figured this, seeing as the balls are from Namek in the
first place. We know how this saga ends, Frieza gets killed by his own Energy Disk, and becomes RoboFrieza. Frieza obviously
didn't learn anything from his experience with Goku, since he uses the same strategy on Trunks, underestimating his enemy
and sending weaker soldiers first. Result? Sliced and diced Frieza. That's not just Frieza's fault though. His father
could've used better metal to repair his son.
Androids: It was smart of Dr. Gero to have some insect-thing stalk Goku and the others. The stupid thing was that he didn't
stalk them to Namek. This results in a slaughtering of 19 by SuperSaiyan Vegeta, and an humiliating retreat of 20/Gero.
What's with the clothes anyway? They look like some weird gypsies! If you're being an evil android, wear some evil-android
clothes! He could've made 19 look less like an overweight mime as well. So, Gero goes to his other Androids. He sets them
free without checking their loyalty. Quite stupid, so he gets killed. 17 and 18 release 16. Quite nice. Now, instead of
killing the Z Warriors outside their lab, they go off and look for Goku. Vegeta, feeling superior and great, goes of to
attack them. This results in a pretty silly fight, with the defeat of Vegeta and the others, except for our favourite wuss,
Krillin. Now, instead of killing them all and moving on, 18 kissed Krillin, and the Androids go. Then, they steal the most
horrible van I've ever seen. I can understand that 17 wants to drive a car, but please, steal a classy one! How hard can it
be to rob the nearest car-dealer and use a Porsche, a Jaguar or a Ferrari? They should've gotten a map as well,
now they had to take the touristic (Read: Bumpy road through forest that takes longer than any other) road to get to Goku.
And to make things worse, 18 wants new clothes. I liked her old clothes better than the cowboy out-fit, but hey, who I am
to argue with an evil android. Afer some more time-consuming stupidity, the three end up on an island and 17 battles
Piccolo. They could've attacked him as a group, but no, 17 wants to experience being a stupid macho. Cell shows up, and 17,
still being stupid and macho, attacks Cell. He gets absorbed, and Cell turns to 18. They manage to escape, thanks to Goku.
So, on to the next island, shall we? 'Kay, Cell battles SuperSaiyan 2 Vegeta (add super-arrogant to that as well) and
convinces Vegeta to let him absorb 18, for a bigger challenge. I think 18 and 16 could've escaped sooner, but they didn't.
18 payes for her stupid non-escaping and gets aborbed by Cell. 16, trying to kill Cell, gets killed. Thus ends the Androids
(I don't consider Cell an android, since he doesn't call himself one.)
Cell. For most of his stupidity, we can blame the fact that he got cells from really stupid people. But he's quite smart,
actually. Traveling to the past to become perfect is a good plan. Absorbing complete cities to regain strength isn't very
bad either. But explaining the whole story to Piccolo (Telling their entire life-story to some good guy is something all
evil villains have in common. Why?) wasn't very smart. Cell had Piccolo's cells, and knows Piccolo can regenerate, thus
telling the other Z Warriors about him. He could've blasted or absorbed Piccolo, but he didn't. Instead, he absorbed some
more humans, and went to look for 17 and 18. He ends up on the small island with 16, 17, 18 and Piccolo. He could've sneaked
up on 16 and 18, while they were destracted. But no, Cell wants a real fight. He gets one, with all three Androids. He
finally gets 17, and tries to get 18, but gets destracted and the two escape. Instead of flying after them, he does some
random island destructing. I supposed that's just Cell's way of having fun. He finds 16 and 18, but had to fight Vegeta.
The next turn of events are quite good for Cell, and he becomes 'perfect'. He beats Vegeta and Trunks. Well done Cell, you
can kill the purple-haired boy and destroy Earth. But he doesn't. No. He gives them 10 days to become stronger (And a
serious threat) and prepair for the Cell games. Personally, I think letting your enemies live to become stronger is quite
stupid, but we can blame that on his cells.
Since I wasn't able to watch Dragonball Z from this point, I don't really know what stupid things Cell and the next villains
did. Damn you Cartoon Network!
So. we've done the villains, let's go to the good guys. If you thought the bad asses were stupid, wait till you the good
guys.