Title: I Hate Goblins! Part 1
Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Distribution: Anyone who wants it, just lemme know where it's going
Summary: Buffy/Labyrinth crossover. Spike wishes Buffy away by accident and wackiness ensues...
Disclaimer: I own nothing, Joss owns the BtVS stuff and Jim Henson owns the Laby stuff
Author's Note: Not only am I a Buffy freak, I'm a Labyrinth freak too...great huh? Also in the beginning of this fic Spike and Buffy are only friends, later the relationship develops into more.
"Spike! Hurry up with the popcorn!" Buffy yelled, to the blonde vampire from her comfy position on the couch. Spike walked in a half a second later carrying a huge bowl of popcorn and 2 sodas. He handed the popcorn bowl to Buffy, set the drinks down on the table, then plopped himself next to her.
"Bossy little chit aren't we, Slayer?" said Spike snagging a handful of popcorn. Buffy stuck her tongue out at him.
"Well the movie is about to start and you were taking to long" Buffy replied.
"Right. So luv, what movie are we watching tonight?" Spike asked taking a sip of his drink. Buffy smiled brightly, like a little child that had just been given candy.
"Labyrinth. It was a favorite movie of mine when I was younger" Buffy answered. Spike snorted, and rolled his eyes.
"You're going to make me watch that poncy movie? Dru dragged me to that flick a million times, she had a thing for that David Bowie bloke" said Spike.
"At least she had good taste," said Buffy with a giggle at the look Spike was giving her.
Finally, the movie had started. A white owl flew across the television screen and the opening music began to play.
It's only forever, not long at all. Lost and lonely...No one can blame you for walking away but too much rejection: no love injection no no
Buffy sang along with the movie under her breath, Spike watched her for a bit with a grin on his face. When she turned her head to look at him, his eyes were focused on the movie. The movie played on and it got to the part where Sarah was calling the goblins to take the baby away. Spike snorted once again...
"What is it this time?" Buffy asked with a glare.
"What kind of sister is that I ask you? Wishing her poor little brother away" Spike said.
"Well the kid was being annoying, I would have probably done the same thing" Buffy replied her eyes going back to the television.
"Is that what I should do to you when you get annoying, Slayer?" Spike asked, with a smirk. Buffy gave him the finger and Spike laughed.
"Y'know when I was a kid, I used to think that if you said 'the words' that the Goblins really would come and take you away" she said.
"Aww, the poor slayer is afraid the goblins are gonna take her away..." Spike teased.
"Shut up, bleach boy" Said Buffy, throwing a pillow at him.
"I'll prove to you the whole thing is rubbish..." said Spike. Buffy looked a bit fearful.
"Spike, don't! I have a really bad feeling about this." Buffy pleaded.
"I wish...I wish the goblins would come and take the Slayer away, Right now!" Spike said, the last part followed by a laugh. Buffy closed her eyes and waited, nothing happened.
"See, Slayer. I told you it's all a bunch of rubbish," Spike said turning back to the movie.
"Spike you're such an ass-" Buffy started. Just then the lights went out. Spike suddenly noticed the ever-present sound of Buffy's heartbeat was gone.
"Slayer? Buffy? This isn't funny, ducks!" Spike shouted into the dark. The lights in the house came back on and Buffy was nowhere to be found. Spike pounded upstairs calling her name but no one answered. He ran downstairs to the kitchen and dialed the magick shop. Willow picked up the phone...
"Magic Box, how may I help you?" she said, cheerfully.
"Red, we've got a problem..." Spike started, then he noticed the front door was open. It was night in Sunnydale but the through the open door Spike could see and orange-ish light spilling into the house. He let the receiver fall from his hand and he walked to the front door. He didn't believe what he saw...through the open door was indeed the Labyrinth. Spike stepped through the door and it closed behind him, disappearing.
"Why must people always use 'the words' in jest?" asked a voice from behind him. Spike turned around slowly. Standing before him was none other than Jareth, the Goblin King himself. The two males sized each other up then Spike spoke...
"Where's the Slayer?" he asked. Jareth rolled his eyes.
"You know very well where she is...She's in my castle at the center of the Labyrinth" Jareth replied pointing in the direction of his home.
"Bring her back, you sodding git!" Spike shouted, really wanting to tear Jareth's throat out. Jareth raised an eyebrow at his demand.
"Temper, temper...Now why the concern, she is the Slayer after all. Killer of your kind." Said Jareth.
"None of your business you nosy bastard, just bring Buffy here...NOW!" Spike said, looking very menacing. Jareth looked as if he was in thought, then he waved his hand and a clock appeared but it wasn't just any clock, this clock had 13 hours on it.
"Now, my dear boy, you know what I'm going to say...You have 13 hours to solve the Labyrinth before your slayer..." Jareth started.
"Becomes one of us forever...I know the story peaches" Spike spat. Jareth shook his head.
"Do you? This isn't a movie William...If you lose, your Slayer becomes mine for all eternity." Jareth sneered. Spike looked at him wide eyed.
"What?" he exclaimed.
"You might want to get started. The castle is further than you think, time is short." Said Jareth disappearing. Spike looked at the 13-hour clock, he had wasted a precious 5 minutes talking to the Goblin King. He turned his gaze to the Labyrinth just as the Underground's sun rose.
"I'm coming, Slayer"
TBC...
Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Distribution: Anyone who wants it, just lemme know where it's going
Summary: Buffy/Labyrinth crossover. Spike wishes Buffy away by accident and wackiness ensues...
Disclaimer: I own nothing, Joss owns the BtVS stuff and Jim Henson owns the Laby stuff
Author's Note: Not only am I a Buffy freak, I'm a Labyrinth freak too...great huh? Also in the beginning of this fic Spike and Buffy are only friends, later the relationship develops into more.
"Spike! Hurry up with the popcorn!" Buffy yelled, to the blonde vampire from her comfy position on the couch. Spike walked in a half a second later carrying a huge bowl of popcorn and 2 sodas. He handed the popcorn bowl to Buffy, set the drinks down on the table, then plopped himself next to her.
"Bossy little chit aren't we, Slayer?" said Spike snagging a handful of popcorn. Buffy stuck her tongue out at him.
"Well the movie is about to start and you were taking to long" Buffy replied.
"Right. So luv, what movie are we watching tonight?" Spike asked taking a sip of his drink. Buffy smiled brightly, like a little child that had just been given candy.
"Labyrinth. It was a favorite movie of mine when I was younger" Buffy answered. Spike snorted, and rolled his eyes.
"You're going to make me watch that poncy movie? Dru dragged me to that flick a million times, she had a thing for that David Bowie bloke" said Spike.
"At least she had good taste," said Buffy with a giggle at the look Spike was giving her.
Finally, the movie had started. A white owl flew across the television screen and the opening music began to play.
It's only forever, not long at all. Lost and lonely...No one can blame you for walking away but too much rejection: no love injection no no
Buffy sang along with the movie under her breath, Spike watched her for a bit with a grin on his face. When she turned her head to look at him, his eyes were focused on the movie. The movie played on and it got to the part where Sarah was calling the goblins to take the baby away. Spike snorted once again...
"What is it this time?" Buffy asked with a glare.
"What kind of sister is that I ask you? Wishing her poor little brother away" Spike said.
"Well the kid was being annoying, I would have probably done the same thing" Buffy replied her eyes going back to the television.
"Is that what I should do to you when you get annoying, Slayer?" Spike asked, with a smirk. Buffy gave him the finger and Spike laughed.
"Y'know when I was a kid, I used to think that if you said 'the words' that the Goblins really would come and take you away" she said.
"Aww, the poor slayer is afraid the goblins are gonna take her away..." Spike teased.
"Shut up, bleach boy" Said Buffy, throwing a pillow at him.
"I'll prove to you the whole thing is rubbish..." said Spike. Buffy looked a bit fearful.
"Spike, don't! I have a really bad feeling about this." Buffy pleaded.
"I wish...I wish the goblins would come and take the Slayer away, Right now!" Spike said, the last part followed by a laugh. Buffy closed her eyes and waited, nothing happened.
"See, Slayer. I told you it's all a bunch of rubbish," Spike said turning back to the movie.
"Spike you're such an ass-" Buffy started. Just then the lights went out. Spike suddenly noticed the ever-present sound of Buffy's heartbeat was gone.
"Slayer? Buffy? This isn't funny, ducks!" Spike shouted into the dark. The lights in the house came back on and Buffy was nowhere to be found. Spike pounded upstairs calling her name but no one answered. He ran downstairs to the kitchen and dialed the magick shop. Willow picked up the phone...
"Magic Box, how may I help you?" she said, cheerfully.
"Red, we've got a problem..." Spike started, then he noticed the front door was open. It was night in Sunnydale but the through the open door Spike could see and orange-ish light spilling into the house. He let the receiver fall from his hand and he walked to the front door. He didn't believe what he saw...through the open door was indeed the Labyrinth. Spike stepped through the door and it closed behind him, disappearing.
"Why must people always use 'the words' in jest?" asked a voice from behind him. Spike turned around slowly. Standing before him was none other than Jareth, the Goblin King himself. The two males sized each other up then Spike spoke...
"Where's the Slayer?" he asked. Jareth rolled his eyes.
"You know very well where she is...She's in my castle at the center of the Labyrinth" Jareth replied pointing in the direction of his home.
"Bring her back, you sodding git!" Spike shouted, really wanting to tear Jareth's throat out. Jareth raised an eyebrow at his demand.
"Temper, temper...Now why the concern, she is the Slayer after all. Killer of your kind." Said Jareth.
"None of your business you nosy bastard, just bring Buffy here...NOW!" Spike said, looking very menacing. Jareth looked as if he was in thought, then he waved his hand and a clock appeared but it wasn't just any clock, this clock had 13 hours on it.
"Now, my dear boy, you know what I'm going to say...You have 13 hours to solve the Labyrinth before your slayer..." Jareth started.
"Becomes one of us forever...I know the story peaches" Spike spat. Jareth shook his head.
"Do you? This isn't a movie William...If you lose, your Slayer becomes mine for all eternity." Jareth sneered. Spike looked at him wide eyed.
"What?" he exclaimed.
"You might want to get started. The castle is further than you think, time is short." Said Jareth disappearing. Spike looked at the 13-hour clock, he had wasted a precious 5 minutes talking to the Goblin King. He turned his gaze to the Labyrinth just as the Underground's sun rose.
"I'm coming, Slayer"
TBC...