Title: I Hate Goblins! Part 2
Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Distribution: Anyone who wants it, just lemme know where it's going
Summary: Buffy/Labyrinth crossover. Spike wishes Buffy away by accident and wackiness ensues...
Disclaimer: I own nothing, Joss owns the BtVS stuff and Jim Henson owns the Laby stuff
Author's Note: Not only am I a Buffy freak, I'm a Labyrinth freak too...great huh? Also in the beginning of this fic Spike and Buffy are only friends, later the relationship develops into more.
Buffy slowly cracked an eye open, then quickly closed it again. She was lying on a stone floor in the middle of a mob of furry green things. *Goblins!* her mind screamed.
"Who is she?" one goblin whispered, reaching out to touch the blonde. Another goblin smacked his hand away.
"If his Highness catches you touching her you're gonna be swimming naked in the Bog of Eternal Stench." She said, quietly.
"She's purty," lisped a goblin child. Tired of hearing the little creatures talking about her Buffy stirred, sat up, and looked around. The whole room was covered in dust, rags, and there were goblins everywhere. Some of them were staring at Buffy intently; others were going about their business and making a mess of things. At the head if the room Buffy spied a wicked looking throne, which only confirmed her suspicions of where she was.
"Spike, you are so dead when I get back home" Buffy mumbled under her breath. While thinking of a way to escape, she didn't notice that the little gobbling child had come closer until he tapped her foot. The tap startled Buffy out of her reverie...
"Hi, What's yer name?" asked the goblin a bit shyly. Buffy smiled a little; she had to admit he was cute. He looked up at her with big, soft brown eyes waiting for her reply.
"Hey little guy. My name is Buffy, what's yours?" Buffy replied. The little goblin bowed.
"Pweased to meet you, Lady Buffy. My name is Dusty." He said, smiling.
"So Dusty, Can you tell me what I'm doing here?" Buffy questioned, lifting the little goblin and sitting him on her lap. The goblin nodded.
"His Majesty brought you here from Earth." Dusty answered, grabbing a few strands of Buffy hair and playing with it. Buffy giggled and tickled him. Suddenly, a burst of glitter Jareth stood before her. She gaped at him and felt Dusty shiver in her arms.
"For a Slayer, you really are beautiful," said Jareth, looking down at her. Buffy slowly put Dusty down and stood up, she then launched herself at the Goblin King. He disappeared before their bodies impacted and Buffy landed unceremoniously onto the throne.
"Ow! That's cheating damn it! Damn magical types and they're poofing!" Buffy shouted.
"You don't have to shout, my dear. I'm right here," said Jareth, materializing beside her. Without thinking Buffy slugged him hard across the face. The whole room went quiet. Shocked, Jareth a hand to his face and stared at the tiny blonde. Buffy's eyes widened in horror *Oh my god! I just punched the Goblin King!* she thought frantically. Jareth and Buffy stared at each other, wondering what the other was thinking. Finally, Jareth spoke...
"For one so small you pack a powerful punch, but then I remember you're a Slayer." Said Jareth, rubbing his jaw.
"That's right, buddy. So don't you even think about trying anything sneaky" Buffy replied. Jareth looked directly into her eyes for a long moment. Buffy tried not to get lost in the unmatching depths of his eyes. Jareth had a plan...
"For the next 13 hours, Lady Slayer you are a guest in my castle. You may go where ever you wish except outside the castle walls that is and anything you need or want I will provide." Said Jareth, with a gentlemanly bow. Buffy knew he was up to something; he acted like Spike when he wanted something from her.
"Um, thank you your Majesty" she said, with an awkward curtsy.
"You're quite welcome and please, call me Jareth" He replied.
"You said I'm here for 13 hours right? That means Spike has to solve the Labyrinth to save me and if he doesn't...I get turned into a goblin?" Buffy asked, looking to Jareth.
"No, no. You're much too old to be turned into a goblin, my lady. If William loses, you stay with me for all eternity." Jareth answered casually.
"WHAT?! I have to stay here with you...FOREVER?" Buffy shouted.
"Come now, it wouldn't be all that bad. I could make you a queen..." Jareth offered, hopefully.
"Buffy the Goblin Queen? It just doesn't have the same ring as Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Buffy replied. Jareth laughed and all the goblins froze, they hadn't heard their king truly laugh in a long time.
"Such fire you have, Lady Slayer. I think I shall enjoy having you as a companion for eternity" said Jareth, smiling.
"Yeah well don't hold your breath, Jareth. Spike will come for me." Buffy said, glaring defiantly.
"Will he now? Well, your William hasn't even found the entrance to the Labyrinth yet" Jareth said, making a crystal appear in his hand. He held the crystal up to Buffy's face and let her gaze into it, within was Spike talking to Hoggle...More like threatening Hoggle...
"Now you sarcastic little poof, tell me where the door to the Labyrinth is or I'll tear out your throat" Spike said, angrily shaking the poor troll. Spike was in full game face and he wasn't about to take any crap from anyone, especially not a smart-ass troll.
"Y-you gets in there" Hoggle gasped out, pointing to the hidden doors, which quickly opened. Spike dropped him and strode over to the doors batting away the little fairies that tried to bite him on the way in. Spike looked around on the inside, it was a long corridor that ran left to right.
"Cozy isn't it?" said Hoggle from behind him. "Why are you going in there anyway?"
"Nosy little bugger aren't you, mate?" said Spike. "Why do you want to know?"
"I just do that's all..." said Hoggle quickly. Spike got suspicious; the troll knew something he didn't.
"You're hiding something. Tell me what it is and I might let you live" Spike growled, grabbing Hoggle by the shirt.
"Okay! Okay! I'll talk! Jareth is planning on making your lady friend Goblin Queen" Hoggle said, struggling to get out of Spike's grasp.
"The Slayer would never fall for his bullshit" Said Spike. Just then Spike had a flashback of Dawn telling him that Buffy had a huge crush on the Goblin King in the movie. He dropped Hoggle and he fell to the ground in a heap.
"Oh bugger! Better get going. Now, which way should I go? Left or right?" said Spike to himself. He looked to Hoggle for the answer...
"Me? I wouldn't go either way," Came Hoggle's smart-ass reply. Spike took a threatening step toward him and backed Hoggle against the wall.
"Right! I'd go right!!" Hoggle screeched. Spike smirked, stepped back from the troll, patted him in the head and was gone down the corridor...
"For once, Spike being himself is a good thing," said Buffy, as the picture in the crystal faded. She glanced at Jareth and noticed a dark look had crossed his face, the melted away when he looked at her. Suddenly, he brushed lips across hers and in a flash he was gone. Buffy sat in stunned silence, then brought her fingers to her lips...*He kissed me and I think I liked it* Dusty crawled up into her lap and she held him close.
"Oh Dusty, what am I going to do?"
Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Distribution: Anyone who wants it, just lemme know where it's going
Summary: Buffy/Labyrinth crossover. Spike wishes Buffy away by accident and wackiness ensues...
Disclaimer: I own nothing, Joss owns the BtVS stuff and Jim Henson owns the Laby stuff
Author's Note: Not only am I a Buffy freak, I'm a Labyrinth freak too...great huh? Also in the beginning of this fic Spike and Buffy are only friends, later the relationship develops into more.
Buffy slowly cracked an eye open, then quickly closed it again. She was lying on a stone floor in the middle of a mob of furry green things. *Goblins!* her mind screamed.
"Who is she?" one goblin whispered, reaching out to touch the blonde. Another goblin smacked his hand away.
"If his Highness catches you touching her you're gonna be swimming naked in the Bog of Eternal Stench." She said, quietly.
"She's purty," lisped a goblin child. Tired of hearing the little creatures talking about her Buffy stirred, sat up, and looked around. The whole room was covered in dust, rags, and there were goblins everywhere. Some of them were staring at Buffy intently; others were going about their business and making a mess of things. At the head if the room Buffy spied a wicked looking throne, which only confirmed her suspicions of where she was.
"Spike, you are so dead when I get back home" Buffy mumbled under her breath. While thinking of a way to escape, she didn't notice that the little gobbling child had come closer until he tapped her foot. The tap startled Buffy out of her reverie...
"Hi, What's yer name?" asked the goblin a bit shyly. Buffy smiled a little; she had to admit he was cute. He looked up at her with big, soft brown eyes waiting for her reply.
"Hey little guy. My name is Buffy, what's yours?" Buffy replied. The little goblin bowed.
"Pweased to meet you, Lady Buffy. My name is Dusty." He said, smiling.
"So Dusty, Can you tell me what I'm doing here?" Buffy questioned, lifting the little goblin and sitting him on her lap. The goblin nodded.
"His Majesty brought you here from Earth." Dusty answered, grabbing a few strands of Buffy hair and playing with it. Buffy giggled and tickled him. Suddenly, a burst of glitter Jareth stood before her. She gaped at him and felt Dusty shiver in her arms.
"For a Slayer, you really are beautiful," said Jareth, looking down at her. Buffy slowly put Dusty down and stood up, she then launched herself at the Goblin King. He disappeared before their bodies impacted and Buffy landed unceremoniously onto the throne.
"Ow! That's cheating damn it! Damn magical types and they're poofing!" Buffy shouted.
"You don't have to shout, my dear. I'm right here," said Jareth, materializing beside her. Without thinking Buffy slugged him hard across the face. The whole room went quiet. Shocked, Jareth a hand to his face and stared at the tiny blonde. Buffy's eyes widened in horror *Oh my god! I just punched the Goblin King!* she thought frantically. Jareth and Buffy stared at each other, wondering what the other was thinking. Finally, Jareth spoke...
"For one so small you pack a powerful punch, but then I remember you're a Slayer." Said Jareth, rubbing his jaw.
"That's right, buddy. So don't you even think about trying anything sneaky" Buffy replied. Jareth looked directly into her eyes for a long moment. Buffy tried not to get lost in the unmatching depths of his eyes. Jareth had a plan...
"For the next 13 hours, Lady Slayer you are a guest in my castle. You may go where ever you wish except outside the castle walls that is and anything you need or want I will provide." Said Jareth, with a gentlemanly bow. Buffy knew he was up to something; he acted like Spike when he wanted something from her.
"Um, thank you your Majesty" she said, with an awkward curtsy.
"You're quite welcome and please, call me Jareth" He replied.
"You said I'm here for 13 hours right? That means Spike has to solve the Labyrinth to save me and if he doesn't...I get turned into a goblin?" Buffy asked, looking to Jareth.
"No, no. You're much too old to be turned into a goblin, my lady. If William loses, you stay with me for all eternity." Jareth answered casually.
"WHAT?! I have to stay here with you...FOREVER?" Buffy shouted.
"Come now, it wouldn't be all that bad. I could make you a queen..." Jareth offered, hopefully.
"Buffy the Goblin Queen? It just doesn't have the same ring as Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Buffy replied. Jareth laughed and all the goblins froze, they hadn't heard their king truly laugh in a long time.
"Such fire you have, Lady Slayer. I think I shall enjoy having you as a companion for eternity" said Jareth, smiling.
"Yeah well don't hold your breath, Jareth. Spike will come for me." Buffy said, glaring defiantly.
"Will he now? Well, your William hasn't even found the entrance to the Labyrinth yet" Jareth said, making a crystal appear in his hand. He held the crystal up to Buffy's face and let her gaze into it, within was Spike talking to Hoggle...More like threatening Hoggle...
"Now you sarcastic little poof, tell me where the door to the Labyrinth is or I'll tear out your throat" Spike said, angrily shaking the poor troll. Spike was in full game face and he wasn't about to take any crap from anyone, especially not a smart-ass troll.
"Y-you gets in there" Hoggle gasped out, pointing to the hidden doors, which quickly opened. Spike dropped him and strode over to the doors batting away the little fairies that tried to bite him on the way in. Spike looked around on the inside, it was a long corridor that ran left to right.
"Cozy isn't it?" said Hoggle from behind him. "Why are you going in there anyway?"
"Nosy little bugger aren't you, mate?" said Spike. "Why do you want to know?"
"I just do that's all..." said Hoggle quickly. Spike got suspicious; the troll knew something he didn't.
"You're hiding something. Tell me what it is and I might let you live" Spike growled, grabbing Hoggle by the shirt.
"Okay! Okay! I'll talk! Jareth is planning on making your lady friend Goblin Queen" Hoggle said, struggling to get out of Spike's grasp.
"The Slayer would never fall for his bullshit" Said Spike. Just then Spike had a flashback of Dawn telling him that Buffy had a huge crush on the Goblin King in the movie. He dropped Hoggle and he fell to the ground in a heap.
"Oh bugger! Better get going. Now, which way should I go? Left or right?" said Spike to himself. He looked to Hoggle for the answer...
"Me? I wouldn't go either way," Came Hoggle's smart-ass reply. Spike took a threatening step toward him and backed Hoggle against the wall.
"Right! I'd go right!!" Hoggle screeched. Spike smirked, stepped back from the troll, patted him in the head and was gone down the corridor...
"For once, Spike being himself is a good thing," said Buffy, as the picture in the crystal faded. She glanced at Jareth and noticed a dark look had crossed his face, the melted away when he looked at her. Suddenly, he brushed lips across hers and in a flash he was gone. Buffy sat in stunned silence, then brought her fingers to her lips...*He kissed me and I think I liked it* Dusty crawled up into her lap and she held him close.
"Oh Dusty, what am I going to do?"