BOY BAND MAYHEM
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Disclaimer: I don't own Block Blister or anything having to do with Pokemon or singing groups in this fic, so sit down, shut up, and read on.
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{Mewtwo and Mew are walking down the street, listening to some type of band called 'LiVE' (Yes, Vicious; hello to you, too) on their walkmans, when they pass Lugia and Entei coming out of a video store with a lot of videos with the words 'Block Blister' on them}
MEWTWO: (taking off headphones) What'cha doin', Lugia?
LUGIA: (struggling) Trying to get these videos home so Entei and I can watch'em. You and Mew wanna join us?
MEW: (taking off headphones) Which movies?
ENTEI: Mostly music videos, like 'LiVE's GREAtESt HitS'.
LUGIA: And, we have the Ultimate Prize: the three 'A LOOK BACKSTAGE' videos of all three of our movies, including a 'BEHIND THE SCENES' look at the fourth Pokemon Movie.
MEWTWO: Well, what are you two waiting for?! Let's go!
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{Later that night, in Lugia's Den at the Whirl Islands...}
MEW: I got the popcorn!
MEWTWO: I got the soda!
LUGIA: TV's all set!
ENTEI: I'm popping in the video!
(They all sit back on the couch as the previews roll)
TV: And, now, the Music Videos you've all been waiting for...
ALL: (excluding TV) YES!!!
TV: ...in Concert at the Rosemant Theatre...
ALL: YES!!!
TV: ...the best group of all time...
ALL: YES!!!!!
TV: ...THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!
ALL: ..............................................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEWTWO: Can't...listen...lyrics...too...stupid...
MEW: I can't bear to listen!
ENTEI: Make it stop, Lugia! MAKE IT STOP!!!
LUGIA: I'm trying, Entei! I'M TRYING!!!
(After ten seconds of 'I Want It That Way', the tape comes out)
ALL: Phew!
MEW: That was a close one.
ENTEI: TOO close, if you ask me.
MEWTWO: (staring coldly at Lugia) Where did you get that tape?!?!?
LUGIA: BlockBuster.
ENTEI: (giving Lugia tape box) No, Block BLISTER.
LUGIA: I thought something was screwy about those guys at the counter.
MEW: Let's forget the 'LiVE' tape for now. Pop in the 'A LOOK BACKSTAGE' video for my movie.
MEWTWO: (raises eyebrows) You mean, OUR movie.
(Lugia takes out BSB tape and puts in ALB tape)
TV: And now, A Look Backstage proudly presents...
ALL: YES...
TV: ...A Look Backstage- N*SYNC!
ALL: ................................................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEWTWO: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!
(Lugia turns off the TV)
LUGIA: Foiled again by the evil Block Blister!
(doorbell rings)
ENTEI: Oh, forgot to tell ya. I invited Ketchum and everyone else over.
MEWTWO: Why, Entei? We've always had our fun by ourselves.
LUGIA: -and we will...we're going to completely humiliate them.
MEW: How? Tar and Feather 'em?
ENTEI: Yes, amoung a few other things...
MEWTWO: Squirt-bottles? Wedgies? Banana-Cream Pies? Tracey?
LUGIA: YES! All of the above, and more!
MEW: Cool! Let's do it!
(They arm for pure insanity and open the door to find...)
LUGIA: Oh, no...
MEWTWO: This can't be happening...
ENTEI: I thought I called all the right numbers...
MEW: Every single boy band is here?!?
BOYBANDS: HI!!!!!!!!!
ALL: (excluding boy bands)
.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mew, Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei run inside and lock doors and windows)
PERSON FROM BSB: Are you sure this is Tracey's house?
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One last thing: I'm sorry if I offended any Tracey lovers or Boy Band fans. Really, I like Tracey, but I can't say that much about Boy Bands...
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Disclaimer: I don't own Block Blister or anything having to do with Pokemon or singing groups in this fic, so sit down, shut up, and read on.
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{Mewtwo and Mew are walking down the street, listening to some type of band called 'LiVE' (Yes, Vicious; hello to you, too) on their walkmans, when they pass Lugia and Entei coming out of a video store with a lot of videos with the words 'Block Blister' on them}
MEWTWO: (taking off headphones) What'cha doin', Lugia?
LUGIA: (struggling) Trying to get these videos home so Entei and I can watch'em. You and Mew wanna join us?
MEW: (taking off headphones) Which movies?
ENTEI: Mostly music videos, like 'LiVE's GREAtESt HitS'.
LUGIA: And, we have the Ultimate Prize: the three 'A LOOK BACKSTAGE' videos of all three of our movies, including a 'BEHIND THE SCENES' look at the fourth Pokemon Movie.
MEWTWO: Well, what are you two waiting for?! Let's go!
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{Later that night, in Lugia's Den at the Whirl Islands...}
MEW: I got the popcorn!
MEWTWO: I got the soda!
LUGIA: TV's all set!
ENTEI: I'm popping in the video!
(They all sit back on the couch as the previews roll)
TV: And, now, the Music Videos you've all been waiting for...
ALL: (excluding TV) YES!!!
TV: ...in Concert at the Rosemant Theatre...
ALL: YES!!!
TV: ...the best group of all time...
ALL: YES!!!!!
TV: ...THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!
ALL: ..............................................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEWTWO: Can't...listen...lyrics...too...stupid...
MEW: I can't bear to listen!
ENTEI: Make it stop, Lugia! MAKE IT STOP!!!
LUGIA: I'm trying, Entei! I'M TRYING!!!
(After ten seconds of 'I Want It That Way', the tape comes out)
ALL: Phew!
MEW: That was a close one.
ENTEI: TOO close, if you ask me.
MEWTWO: (staring coldly at Lugia) Where did you get that tape?!?!?
LUGIA: BlockBuster.
ENTEI: (giving Lugia tape box) No, Block BLISTER.
LUGIA: I thought something was screwy about those guys at the counter.
MEW: Let's forget the 'LiVE' tape for now. Pop in the 'A LOOK BACKSTAGE' video for my movie.
MEWTWO: (raises eyebrows) You mean, OUR movie.
(Lugia takes out BSB tape and puts in ALB tape)
TV: And now, A Look Backstage proudly presents...
ALL: YES...
TV: ...A Look Backstage- N*SYNC!
ALL: ................................................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEWTWO: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!
(Lugia turns off the TV)
LUGIA: Foiled again by the evil Block Blister!
(doorbell rings)
ENTEI: Oh, forgot to tell ya. I invited Ketchum and everyone else over.
MEWTWO: Why, Entei? We've always had our fun by ourselves.
LUGIA: -and we will...we're going to completely humiliate them.
MEW: How? Tar and Feather 'em?
ENTEI: Yes, amoung a few other things...
MEWTWO: Squirt-bottles? Wedgies? Banana-Cream Pies? Tracey?
LUGIA: YES! All of the above, and more!
MEW: Cool! Let's do it!
(They arm for pure insanity and open the door to find...)
LUGIA: Oh, no...
MEWTWO: This can't be happening...
ENTEI: I thought I called all the right numbers...
MEW: Every single boy band is here?!?
BOYBANDS: HI!!!!!!!!!
ALL: (excluding boy bands)
.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mew, Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei run inside and lock doors and windows)
PERSON FROM BSB: Are you sure this is Tracey's house?
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One last thing: I'm sorry if I offended any Tracey lovers or Boy Band fans. Really, I like Tracey, but I can't say that much about Boy Bands...