Lets play bar!!!4

I don't own shadow skill.

So all the chibi and the bar are ready to play in the orchard of the green
octopus. Elle and gau where arranging some planks as a counter and tables.
While low and ren where constructing faurys office. And faury, kyuo and
lilivelt had gone in search of some drinks after an unsuccessful attempt
at trying to make cider by mashing apples. All three where still trying
to get apple mush out of their hair.
Chibi elle: surveys their work "yes I think we did a very good job it
looks like a real bar."
Chibi low: "elle remind me to tell faury not to move that stick that's in the
middle of the office or it will all fall down will you?"
Chibi elle: "sure….but what should we do till faury gets back she won't let us
start without her?"
Chibi ren: "I think we should give gau a scar and.." is cut off
Chibi elle: "WHAT!! If you hurt a hair on his head I'll…..Stops as ren waves
some marker pens under her nose what are those?"
Chibi ren: "marker pens we can draw on a scar and I can have a doggy face see?"
Chibi low: "umm ren, can I have that green marker please?"
Chibi ren: "sure, but you can draw me a doggy face on first k?"
Chibi elle: snatches pens "okay." pulls one of those kiddie drawing face
Y'know brow creased tongue poking against cheek etc. as she scribbles a doggy
face on ren.
Chibi low: "hey that's good elle!"
Chibi gau: "elle will you draw on me now elle?"
Chibi elle: "uhuh gau, turns to face gau while ren looks in a mirror and
grins
As elle is about to place the marker pen on to Gau's skin when kyuo appears
carrying a small barrel (I had to think of what the word was then Hee Hee.). As kyuo see what is going on she drops the barrel and charges toward gau.
Chibi kyuo: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!! GAU!!"
All other chibi turn and look the pen millimetres from Gau's face and look
very similar to startled bunnies in the headlights of a car.
Chibi kyuo pushes elle out the way (think during lowegren sp.?) and grabs gau.

Chibi elle: "what are you doing kyuo?!"
Chibi kyuo: "im protecting gau its mean of you to draw on him and you know
that dias said you weren't supposed to draw on things after that time you
drew spots on faury and made her think she was ill elle!"
Chibi gau: "but kyuo Elle's gonna give me a scar like scarface for the game."
Chibi kyuo: "oh!" blushes
Chibi kyuo lets go of gau and elle draws his scar on.
Chibi kyuo: snort "scarface's scar doesn't go that way!" takes marker
and draws
"It's like that."
Chibi elle: "no it's not"
Chibi kyuo: "is so elle."
Chibi elle: "no it's not kyuo."
Chibi kyuo: "low doesn't scarface's scar go this way draws on scar again
Chibi low: looks at both girls and makes the very wise decision of not
getting involved "hey ren do you wanna be my pet dog?"
Chibi ren: nods rapidly "let's go look for a lead."
Chibi ren and chibi low: run off towards the inn
Chibi low: "poor gau. In two more minutes he's gonna be the rope in a game of
tug of war."
Chibi ren: "well just so long as they don't actually use him as the rope."
Chibi low: frowns "ahhh. You thought I meant figuratively didn't you?"
Chibi ren: "what you mean elle and that red head will actually use him as a
rope?"
Chibi low: nods
Chibi ren: "and were leaving him alone with those two!"
Chibi low: "you wanna try and stop them?"
Chibi ren: "well lets look for that lead, shall we?"
Chibi faury and chibi lilivelt turn round the corner to face chibi ren and chibi low. The
two girls are carrying a small barrel and are followed by Kai.
Kai: sees ren "how'd you get out!?"
Chibi low: "we let him out to play with us Mr Kai."
Chibi faury: "where's kyuo? She was supposed to come back to help us."
Chibi lilivelt: "yes if it wasn't for Mr Kai we'd still be there."
Chibi ren: "we're not staying out there. I don't want to get in the middle of all that."
Kai: eyes narrow "all that?"
Chibi low: "well, elle and kyuo are arguing…trails off
Chibi faury: "oh no, we should properly save gau then I suppose?" sighs
So the chibis and Kai walk into the garden to the sounds of elle and kyuo yelling at each other.
Chibi kyuo: "I'M TELLING YOU IT GOES THIS WAY!
Chibi elle: "DOES NOT! THIS WAY!
Chibi kyuo: "THI S WAY."
Chibi elle: "THIS WAY."
Kai: "girls! What have you done."
Everybody looks at gau whose face resembles something with a lot of lines on it. He looks up smiling.
He looks quite happy.
Chibi kyuo: "its elle she doesn't believe that scarface's scar goes that way."
Chibi elle: "well, that's because it doesn't. Anybody could tell that!" rolls eyes
Chibi faury: "shut up the pair of you!" smacks both girls upside the heads and turns to Kai "Mr Kai
could you please draw the scar, because you've seen scarface much more than any of us?"
Kai: nods "why of course but first we should clean up young Master Ban here.
Pulls out a handkerchief (thank goodness for spell check Hee Hee!) And
licks it and begins to rub off the pen (awwww. Just like mummy does.. Erm….
.Use to! Yeah that it! -_-* ^_^!!!) "There you go. Good as new! Now for your
scar Master Ban." pauses
Chibi elle: tugs at Kai "Kai, what's wrong?"
Kai: sighs Now Miss elle, you know you should address people by their proper
titles. So please ask again but this time address me by my title."
Chibi elle: "okay Kai! Kai face vaults Crimson, Kai Shinks - pauses as she
thinks 56th sevalle of the kingdom of Kuruda pauses again and Raze Reme.
What's wrong?"
Kai: "I meant to call me Mr or Sir, not my entire title. Try to remember that
next time."
Chibi elle: "okay Kai!"
Kai: looks at elle strangely "Miss elle if I didn't know any better I'd
swear that monkeys switched you with Black Wing's real younger sister. sighs
hmm. Well scarface's scar starts 4 centimetres from here.. On young Master
Ban that would 2 ½ centimetres travelling up for 6 centimetres at a 46 degree
angle. Like so." draws on the scar "yes, that's it!"
All chibi crowd round gau, and are all very impressed!
Chibi faury: "Mr Kai. What a wonderful job you've done!"
Chibi kyuo: "oh yes he looks exactly like scarface!"
Chibi low: "Mr Kai you did a great job there!
Chibi ren: "he didn't smudge it neither!"
Chibi lilivelt: "and now thanks to Mr Kai we can begin our game. (in the
next chapter)"
Chibi elle: "Yeah, my little brother looks just like scarface!"
Chibi low: pulls on Kai's arm "Mr Kai why does black wing have some of yours
, and scarface's, and darkness clothes in his room?"
Kai: goes a lovely shade of pink "well, we sometimes have sleepover's that's
all…. And we need a clean pair of clothes for in the morning!"
Chibi elle: "no fair! I wanna go to the sleepover!"
Kai: "no Miss elle, its not for little girls and boys. You can't go."
Chibi elle: "okay then."
Kai: "that's a good girls…now go and play your game and be in for your supper."
Kai leaves and faury turns to elle
Chibi faury: "why elle I must say you gave up far to easily."
Chibi elle: "Who says I gave up…we'll go one day very soon!"
Fade out…
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Katie-chan: Hey Kai, look I was careful with all the punctuation and
everything in this chapter 'cause you're in it! What do you think?
Kai: well names are supposed to have capital letters in them you know…stops
as Katie-chan burst into tears are you all right?
Katie-chan: I said all nice things about you and didn't do anything mean I
could have had the chibi, chibi attack you but I didn't and then you…
Kai: DIDN'T DO ANYTHING MEAN! YOU HAD THEM ASK ME ABOUT THE CLOTHES!!! AND
THEN YOUR GOING TO LET THE CHIBI GO TO THE SLEEPOVER THAT'S NOT MEAN!!! WHAT
IS MEAN THEN I ASK YOU? WELL IF YOU THINK I'M LETTING THEM COME TO THE
SLEEPOVER YOU VERY MISTAK…." Kai slumps to the ground as Katie-chan shoots
him with her handy memory erasure laser. Handy fits on your keyring and gets
you out of trouble fast! Only $3.00 inc. p+p! grabs her fic and runs!
Katie-chan: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NOW HE REMEBERS NOTHING!!!
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