Alright- I'm bored- so you know what's coming right?- a fic that takes about ten minutes
to write-

DISCLAIMER: I don't own gundam wing or any of the characters herin.


Ten ways to annoy Heero- don't ask me why.

10. Call him the perfect solder whenever you talk about or to him.

9. Laugh when he says " I will kill you" and remind him of relena, duo and zechs.

8. Keep putting his E-mail address on gay chat rooms and message boards.

7. wake him up with- "Relena is coming over" and laugh when he screams.

6. Exchange his gun for a water pistol and get him to shoot you.

5. Finish his sentances for him.

4. Keep singing "Heero and Duo sitting in a tree...."

3. keep calling him, pretending to be relenas old boyfreind.

2. show him all the 1x2 fics on fanfiction.net

1. Keep asking him if spandex is comfortable.



Please review.- and thanks to everyone that did last time- before it got pulled
And please- if you want to report this and get it pulled for being a list-
Know this- i put a lot of effort into this-as much as any fic-
and every joke should be origional.AND SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO READ IT-
I know they do- because they told me.- Thank you- Wing-4.