WARNING:

SPOILERS FROM "FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN"! WATCH
OUT FOR MAJOR SPOILERS AND SOME SCENES THAT I STOLE FROM
THE MOVIE. JUST THOUGHT THAT I WOULD LIKE TO POINT THAT
OUT BECAUSE I LIKE TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE IT TAKES UP TOO
MUCH SPACE AND THEN IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS A RUN ON
SENTENCE BECAUSE THIS IS A RUN ON SENTENCE AND DID YOU
KNOW I JUST DRANK SOME PEPSI SO BE HIGHLY ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR AN INSANE PERSON WRITING A FIC AND WHO KNOWS I MAY
EVEN DO EVEN MORE SCARIER THINGS?!

DISCLAIMER:

ALSO, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT HARRY POTTER BELONGS
TO J.K. ROWLING, FINAL FANTASY BELONG TO SQUARESOFT, AND
LUCKY CHARMS BELONGS TO THE LEPRECHAUN. BUT I OWN MYSELF
IF THAT COUNTS.


Leo: (walks on) "What? A sequel?!"

Harry: (follows Leo) "Well...." (looks back at the previous fic) "You
DID say that you were going to write another chapter."

Leo: (smacks her forehead) "Dammit! Not on my writer's block!"

Harry: "What are you talking about? This is fan fiction! Nothing has
to be good, sure, you might get flamed..." (they both shutter)
"...but it could always be worse."

Leo: "No it can't."

Squall: (walks in) "Okay, what is going on?!"

Harry: "Leo is on her writer's block."

Squall: "WHAT?"

Leo: "Crap...not you to?"

Squall: "It doesn't even have to be good, okay? Lets just get this
over with!"

Leo: "Fine then." (smacks her forehead) "I can't believe I am doing
this..."

(everything goes black)

(title shows)


===Final Fantasy / Harry Potter in....MORE RANDOM INSANITY!===

((from the last fic, things happened, more things happened, Irvine
killed Aeris...again, and Cloud killed Sephroth...again, and now
everyone (this would include Leo, the author. Cloud from FF7.
Squall, Irvine, Quistis, Rinoa and Headmaster Cid from FF8.
Aki, Sid, Grey, and General Hein from Final Fantasy: the Spirits
Within-Neil, Jane, and Ryan will come in soon-.
And then the Harry Potter characters would include Harry, Ron,
Hermione-in-a-straight-jacket, Headmaster Dumbledore, Voldemort,
and even Sirius and Lupin-to whom magically appear again-.)
decided to head for the Three Broomsticks. So sit back, laugh, and
do whatever you feel like except flame. I hate flames. And so
should you. Flames are evil. Flames are bad. If you flame me, I will
go especially off topic with my fic's and cause your life hell. So no
flames, kay?))


==Setting: Now a desert area. Don't ask me how they got there,
they just did.==


Leo: "Hey, does anyone know where the Three Broomsticks is,
anyway?"

Harry: "In Hogsmeade."

Squall: "Never heard of it."

Cloud: "Do I even have a purpose in this fic?"

Leo: "Not really, your just there for decoration."

Cloud: "Okay."

Tiffa: (runs in) "I'm a life support system for breasts."

Leo: (to Cloud) "Happy?"

Cloud: "Most defiantly." (grins)

Tiffa: "I'm a life support system for breasts."

Sid: "Uh, what are we going to do now?"

Quistis: "I'm bored...."

Rinoa: (fixes up her nails) "EEK! I BROKE A NAIL!"

(Jane, Neil, and Ryan appear out of nowhere)

Jane: "Now I know where they got the idea that most women are
like that."

Grey: "YAY! MY COMRADES HAVE COME TO SAVE ME!"

Neil: "Actually, we were going to ask you for directions. We're kind
of lost."

Grey: "NOOOOOOOOO...!"

Leo: "See, you can never find help anywhere these days."

Harry: "Tell me about it..."

Ron: "So, how do we get to the Three Broomsticks..."

Dumbledore: "USE THE FORCE!"

Harry: (gasps) "Hey!"

All: (looks at Harry)

Harry: "I have a broom."

Headmaster Cid: "WE'RE SAVED!"

Leo: "I'm thirsty!"

Harry: "Well, actually, I only have one. So..." (jumps onto the
broom, and waved) "SO LONG, SUCK'A'S! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Hein: "Hey, he stole my evil laugh!"

Harry: (turns the key to start the broom, but then it died down)
"The engine isn't working! Man, if anyone here who is sane
deserves to live, it should have been me! I DON'T WANT TO DIE
YET!"

Voldemort: "Why not now?"

Harry: "Because."

Hermione: (singing) "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix,
Meow Mix, please de-liv-er!"

All: (stares at Hermione)

Hermione: "Meow?"

Ron: "I knew I should have killed that cat of hers a long time
ago...."

Sirius: "Who? Crookshanks?"

Hermione: "NO! NOT MY KITTY-WITTY!"

Leo: "Um, may the deities have mercy on your soul....?"

Grey: "Hey, I have an idea!"

All: (looks at Grey)

Grey: (looks at Neil)

Neil: (eyes shift) "W-What?"

Aki: "Of course! We always ask you to do these things!"

Neil: "Hey, it's not like I can wave a magic wand and make a car
appear of anything!"

Harry: "You can borrow mine." (holds out his wand)

Neil: "No thanks, I don't need a wand."

(a Greyhound bus arrives)

(everyone stares at the bus dumbfounded)

Grey: "Neil, I'm impressed."

Neil: (eyes shift) "Yeah...me too." (hits Harry) "Told ya."

Aki: "So now what?"

Driver: (chanting eerily) "Come for a ride on the bus o' death-
Come for a ride on the bus o' death-Come for a ride on the bus o'
death-Come for a ride on the bus o' death-Come for a ride on the
bus o' death-Come for a ride on the bus o' death!" (smiles)

Neil: "I say we-"

Driver: "Come for a ride of the bus of death!"

Neil: "Go for a ride on the bus of death!"

(they all board the bus, which is empty, making it look all creepy
and stuff)

Squall: "You know, we happen to be lucky enough to have this
twenty year old bus appear out of nowhere at the right place and
the right time. Someone up there must love me!"

Rinoa: "Uh, Squall?"

Squall: "Hm?"

Quistis: "How did you know this bus was twenty years old?"

Leo: "OMG! WE'RE STUCK IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE!"

Jane: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Squall: "Relax. The side of the bus said 'since 1969.' So I thought
that it was twenty years old. Pretty spiffy, eh?"

All: "Indeeeeeeeeed!"

Driver: "So where to?"

Harry: "To Hogsmeade, please!"

Driver: "Wha-huh?"

Ron: (cups his hands together) "GO-TO...HOGS-MEADE!"

Driver: "Is this some kind of joke?"

Leo: "If you want it to be."

Driver: "OUT! OUT OF MY BUS, FREAKS!"

All: (mutters and walks out, and are stranded back in the desert
again)

Ryan: "Damn! Not again."

Harry: "This is all your fault!" (points at Ron)

Ron: "MY fault?! No it's not! It's all your fault!" (points to Leo)

Leo: (eyes shift) "Uh, um...MY EVIL TWIN MADE ME DO IT!"

Leo's Evil Twin: "I did?"

Leo: "Yeah, yeah!"

Leo's Evil Twin: "If you want it that way."

Irvine: "Oh....my...god..." (looks at the two Leos) "There two of
them!"

Squall: "DOUBLE TROUBLE!"

Quistis: "We are all going to be doomed."

Selphie: (comes back to life) "Hey, cheer up guys!"

(Leo makes her evil twin disappear)

Irvine: "ACK! Not again!" (shoots Selphie...again)

Leo: "DOINK! 5 damage."

Irvine: "WHAT?!"

Leo: "Whoops! Did I say 5? I meant....5555 damage!"

Lupin: "What is up with you and all the numbers with the same
digits?"

Leo: "Who cares? Selphie's dead!"

Selphie: "Oh, wha-huh?" (dies...again)

Ron: (To Harry) "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" (pushes Harry forward)

Harry: "You little bastard!"

Leo: (humming the song "Little Bastard")
"Dum, dum, du-duh-dum,
Little bastard....I don't know words of this sooong,
But the words little bastard.
It makes me think I'm wrooong!"

Squall: "Leo?"

Leo: "Hmm?"

Rinoa: "Your singing."

Leo: "So I am!"

Neil: "Um...guys...."

Ron: "Oh, is that the best you could do?!"

Harry: "Oh, so you want me to kick your ass even more than I can?"

Leo: "Um...."

Ron: "Like you even CAN!"

Quistis: "Uh, perhaps maybe we should kind of..."

Harry: "I KILLEE YOU!" (punches Ron)

Ron: "WAAAHHH!" (flies backwards)

All: "GUYS! A BUS!"

(Ron and Harry stop brawling and they look ahead and see a bus
coming their way. A random Pikachu walks by, and the bus runs it
over)

Stan: "'Elcome to the Knight Bus. Board."

Grey: "Ummm....is this sanitary?"

Aki: "Works for me."

Neil: "That's it, I'm a genius."

Hein: (mutters) "Great...I can use this bus to take me to
Hogsmeade and then resume my plan of world domination....hehe,
this all works out the way I planned...hehehe...."

Leo: "Uh, Hein?" (taps his shoulder) "You never planned to take
over the world, remember?"

Hein: "I didn't?"

Jane: "Nope. Sorry."

Hein: "Curses! Foiled again!" (stomps off)

Stan: "Board, please."

(they all walk on)

Leo: "LOOK! BEDS!"

(Harry, Ron, and Hermione scream when they see professor Snape
sitting down on a bed, with a sock puppet in his hand, talking to it
like it was his best friend. But then again, it probably is.)

Snape: (holding a sock puppet) "Mr. Poof doesn't like people. He
eats people. We eat people, don't we Mr. Poof?" (moves hand,
making sock puppet nod)

Ern: "Jus' ignore, him, y'all. He's desideous."

Quistis: "You mean delirious?"

Ern: "That's what I said."

Quistis: -_-'

(And off in the corner, Dean Tomas and Seamus Finnagan are
talking on the bed, and gives everyone a "warm" welcome)

Seamus: "Lucky Charms!"

Dean: "They're magically delicious!"

Harry&Squall: "Whatever."

Stan: "Jus' sit down on a bed."

(they all do)

(bus starts)

All: "..."

All: "..."

All: "..."

All: "..."

All: "..."

All: "..."

All: "..."

Irvine: "I'm bored."

Cloud: "Hey Tiffa." (waggles eyebrows)

Tiffa: "I'm a life support system for breasts."

Cloud: "That's it. Leo, get the censored curtain for us."

Leo: "Why me?"

Tiffa: "I'm a life support system for breasts."

Cloud: "No, because your the author."

Lupin: "Leo, you better do it. None of us need to see this."

Leo: "Okay, okay. Don't need to be so pushy!" (pulls the censor
curtain over Cloud and Tiffa's bed)

Sirius: "That is soooo not right..."

Harry: "Tell me about it..."

Hermione: "I prefer cheddar."

Ryan: "Um...what?"

Hermione: "Dum Dums. Dum Dums. Dum-de-de-de-dum dum dum
dum dum dum dum dum dum dum..."

Neil: "Which described her own self."

All: "Indeede-o."

Leo: "So, should we call it a day?"

(Cloud and Tiffa noises)

Grey: "Umm....can you block out their voices though, or else non of
us will get any sleep."

Leo: "Sure."

(censors Cloud and Tiffa second degree)

All: "..."

All: "..."

All: "..."

All: "..."

Leo: "Hey, who wants to play a game?"

Rinoa: "I know! How about Truth or Dare?"

Jane: "What are we? Teenagers?"

AllTheTeens: "...."

Jane: "Okay. My bad."

Dumbledore: "I need lines."

Leo: "You just spoke. Merry Christmas."

Sid: "Hey, how about 'I've Never'?"

(everyone ignores Sid)

Headmaster Cid: "Clue?"

Dumbledore: "Scrabble?"

Quistis: "Okay, everyone ignore the old people."

Aki: "Sounds good for me."

Jane: "I agree."

Leo: "Lets do it."

Rinoa: "It'll be fun!"

Hermione: "For everyone. And cheese too!"

(they ignore all the old people)

Squall: "Spin the bottle?"

Sid: "Uh, hey!"

Ryan: "Truth or Dare?"

Harry: "Been said."

Ryan: "Oookay..."

Headmaster Cid: "Um, guys...you better-"

Leo: "Poker!"

All: (stares at Leo)

Leo: "Did I forget to add the 'strip' in poker?"

All: "NO!"

Leo: "Okay." (cringes)

Dumbledore: "We're serious, don't be mean to old people...."

Headmaster Cid: "This is cruel and unusual punishment."

All: "Beware of the puns! Beware of the puns! Beware of the puns!"

Seamus: "I like Lucky Charms."

Dean: "Because they be magically delicious!"

Ron: "THAT'S IT!"

(everyone looks at him)

Ron: "We can have a duel!"

Harry: "But-uh-not everyone here knows magic, Ron."

Ron: "That's the whole point. Hehehe, they'll be pushovers."

Sirius: "Ron...what happened to you?"

Ron: "I'M NOT RON ANYMORE! I'M EVIL RON! AND I DEMAND A
DUEL FROM ALL OF YOU!"

All: "..."

Leo: "I'm in."

Squall: "As of I."

Quistis: "Pass."

Rinoa: "Pass."

Irvine: "Pass."

Sirus: "Pass."

Lupin: "Pass."

(okay, everyone else passes, and then...)

Harry: "I'll go."

Ron: "But...I'm your best friend."

Harry: "Well, if your evil Ron, then I don't have anything to worry
about if I kill you."

Ron: "Damn! Wait....I need a second man...Harry?"

Harry: "Oh FINE!"

Ron: (smiles) "Thank you."

Leo: (puts her hand on Squall's shoulder) "Then that means you and
me are partnering up."

Squall: "Oh god have mercy on my soul."

Harry: "So, we'll start when we are all ready."

Cloud: "Oh....Tiffa..."

Tiffa: "I'm a life support system for breasts."

Irvine: "Hey, re-censor them, Leo!"

Leo: "Sorry, it must have worn off."

All: "..."


((And so the duel will start, next time on...

===Final Fantasy / Harry Potter in....MORE RANDOM INSANITY!===

On the Leo channel. Same Leo date on same Leo time. Don't miss
it for the world! Okay, miss it if you feel like it, I don't care. I just
need reviews. C'mon, that box down there is feeling sad. And it
wants to be happy. Send in your kind words, pwease?))