Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, Tenchi Muyo, Monster Rancher, Card Captors, Pokemon, Harry Potter, or the Legend of Zelda.
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"Woah!" Ash Ketchum exclaimed as he walked down a long hallway. "Where am I?"
A door opened and a girl with big glasses and long purple hair scowled at him.
"How the heck am I supposed to get any beauty sleep around here?!" she shouted.
"Well you sure need it," a boy with chocolate colored eyes and messy hair said. The girl scowled at him.
"Shut up Davis," she growled.
"You too, Yolei," the boy-Davis- snapped back.
"Oh come on Davis," said a blue-haired boy who had suddenly appeared and had his arms around Davis' waist, trying to restrain him. "Don't start a fight. We've already had enough to last a lifetime!"
"Sorry Ken," Davis said.
"Hey!" a young man with dark hair said. "What's all the racket?" The cat-like creature on his shoulder meowed sleepily.
Doors all down the hallway opened and heads poked out. Ash found himself staring at seven more girls and a lot more boys . He stared some more. Three of the girls and five of the boys looked like real people, not the stupid anime characters that everyone else was.
"HEY!" Ash shouted. "ANIME CHARACTERS ARE NOT STUPID!"
"Jeez, sorry. Don't get all infuriated about it!" a mysterious voice said.
Ash blinked.
Draco Malfoy opened his door.
"What are we doing here? We're not Anime characters!"
The mysterious voice replied, "Oh sorry I forgot."
Malfoy, Harry, Hermionie, Ginny, Ron, Fred and George, and Cho disappeared in a flash of light and a puff of smoke.
Then Link and Zelda popped out from wherever they were hiding and complained that they weren't anime characters either.
"Gods, the whining and complaining I have to put up with. Oh well, I guess you're gone too." The mysterious voice grumbled.
Link and Zelda disappeared in a puff of…FISH?!
Gennai appeared out of nowhere and started eating all the fish.
Misty sweatdropped. So did everybody else.
"Uh, Gennai? What are you doing here?" Taichi asked as soon as he realized that he wasn't in his house, and that the Dark Masters weren't trying to take over the city pool again.
"Ummmm… Fish!" Gennai exclaimed.
Suddenly there was a puff of orange-and-green smoke and the HP characters appeared.
Harry looked at Malfoy and started cracking up.
"Oh no! Don't tell me I've been turned into a ferret again!" Malfoy shrieked. Cho sniggered behind her hands.
Then everybody in the big hallway burst into laughter. Ginny started crying, Malfoy looked so pathetic.
"Where's a mirror?!" Malfoy shouted.
A blond boy who Ash and everybody else recognized as Yamato Ishida handed Malfoy a mirror. Malfoy took one look at his anime-converted self and started crying.
"I'm a stupid blond baka!" he wailed.
"No duh," Tenchi muttered
Taichi started to laugh so hard that he wet his pants. A bell rang somewhere in the depths of the hallway, which wasn't a hallway at all, but a mirage.
Somewhere in the mansion/mirage someone laughed. It was a cold, mirthless laugh, and it sounded like it was coming from the Dark Lord. But he couldn't be anywhere near, especially, unbeknownst to the people in the mansion, they were in the Digital World. And the Dark Lord couldn't be in the Digital World, unless he had connections with one of the Chosen Children or their Digimon or…the Dark Masters.
To Be Continued
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