Disclaimer: I don't own Santa, or any HP charcaters.
Bad Santa
Harry was with Ron and Hermione this day, they were checking out a candy store in Diagon Alley. In the store, they saw a fat old man with LONG beard.
"Hey, that's Dumbledore! But, whoa, he's got fat!" said Ron, but Hermione rejected:
" Ron, that's not Dumbledore, I know his face anywhere."
"You're right, but who is this?" said Harry.
The man walked towards them, and said: "Take this and get out of my way!"
He gave Harry a present, he opened it, and inside was a something, that made bad smell, the assistant shouted, "Get out of my store with that smelly...!"they ran out, wondering what was going on. "What was that?"said Harry.
"Dunno, "said Ron, but Hermione didn't answer. She looked like being thinking very hard. "Boys" she said, "I think this was Santa Claus."
"Haha! Santa! Come on, Hermione, you really believe in him?"
"I'm not sure, but you should check this out."
"What?" asked Harry and Ron.
She showed them a card that was attached to the gift, and there was written: 'From: Evil Santa To: Anyone'.
"Weird." Ron said.
"Very weird."Harry agreed.
"Three days later, they went back to Diagon Alley, check out some other stuff, but then, suddenly...
WHISS!!!-NOISE-WHISS-THE SKY OPENED-WHISS-THUNDER-WHISS-ALL BLACK-
...
Harry slowly opened his eyes, not sure if he dared, but he had to. Ron and Hermione were chained up on his left and right, and the fat old man stood in front of them... "Well, look what we have here... 1, 2, 3, 3 victims, MU HA HA HA HAAA!" Harry wanted to run and get his wand that was lying on a table, but then he realized that his hands were chained up, just like Ron's and Hermione's. He kicked the fat old man in the face! "AAARRGHH!" he shouted, "You shouln't have done this, scar-face, I might kill you first..."
"Where are we, fatso?!" Yelled Ron.
"You are in my lab! I'm going to test a few killing 'presents' on you, and then I'm gonna see who work, send them to"(he made his voice sissy)"the wittle iwwocent babieth"(normal voice again)"...and kill them all, and their parents and their family, and their pets and EVERYBODY! MU HAHAHAAA!"
"Doesn't he remind you in someone?" whispered Ron, and he and Harry went laughing... until they realized their situation and stopped. Hermione looked very, um, shocked. Harry passed on the joke..."This guy reminds me in someone I've 'met'..."Hermione reminded him that this was neither the time or place for jokes... Santa had been gone in one minute or so, and he came back with a box of 'tricks' that the trio certainly didn't like... "My extinguisher bomb..." He threw it at them and... poof!... the chains that were holding Harry and co. disappeared. "Nooooo" shouted Santa, and jumped on Ron as to punch him, Hermione shouted, Harry ran and grabbed his wand, and pointed it at Santa, "Stupefy!" and Santa was now lying on the floor, stunned, Ron too quickly stood up, 'coz he bumped into the box with the 'gifts' and everything in it smashed on the floor... WHISS-NOISE-WHISS-SHINE-WHISS-EVERYTHING TOO BRIGHT-WHISS...
...
Harry was out in Diagon Alley at the same place as when Santa summoned him and Ron and Hermione, they were all there, and Harry noticed a piece of parchment on the sidewalk next to him and he showed it to Ron and Hermione... 'Ah'll be back, Shorty...'
End!
A/N:Spooky, eh? Please r&r if you have any comments, or if you want me to make a sequel... remember...
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