Disclaimer: I wish I owned the Anima Mates!!! ;-; But they belong to the wonderful Naoko Takeuchi! I wanna meet her...::flounces:: o-o;

Fic notes: O.o If you have no idea who the Anima Mates are, get out of my face.


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Sailor Iron Mouse sighed and laid back. "How come I say 'chuu' to transform! It's not fair!"
Tin Nyanko licked her paw and grinned. "Because you die first, and you're a mouse. I like mice!"
"BACK OFF!" Iron Mouse screamed and knocked her over the head.
"Now, now you two!" Papillion said, sitting in her chair with her butterflies. "Galaxia-Sama wouldn't be to pleased to see you fighting."
"Galaxia-Sama this, Galaxia-Sama that. Oh boy, the only reason we're here is cuz she attacked our planets!" Iron Mouse screamed.
Papillion rolled her eyes and sat back. "You need a life, beyond cheese that is."
"I prefer fish!" Nyanko said, smiling.
"I prefer you dead!" Lead Crow said, shoving her out of the way.
"I prefer food!" Aluminum Siren shouted, and stuffed a piece of cake in her mouth.
"You'd make a great pair with Usagi," Sailor Chi and Phi said at the same time, heading out to their garden.
"So? At least this cake is good!" Siren said, nodding.
They all fell over and glared at her. "Maybe YOU should have died first! Would have saved Anime Galaxia-Sama a bunch of time," Nyanko said.
"Maybe had you not got Anime me killed we would have all been in good shape! I KNEW who Usagi was! She was Eternal Sailor Moon!" Lead Crow smirked.
"YOU READ -MY- DIARY!" Siren screamed.
"So? You should have gotten a better boyfriend when you were still Sailor Mermaid!" Mouse said, taking a bite of cheese.
Siren smiled. "Can I have a bite of your cheese?"
"NO!" Mouse slammed a mallet on her head.
Nyanko licked her paw again. "Where is the author heading with this?"
"I say we revolt against Galaxia!" Iron mouse said, smiling.
"You're just mad because you got killed," Nyanko purred.
"But at LEAST I wasn't called trash!" Iron Mouse retorted.
"Fine! LET'S REVOLT!" Nyanko screamed, and licked her other paw.
Papillion nodded. "For once I agree. I have to many butterflies to take care of!"
"Can we get some odangos first?!" Siren said, swallowing the last of Iron Mouse's cheese.
"SHE ATE MY CHEESE!" Iron Mouse said and cried silently.
Suddenly Eudial came in. "This sucks... Galaxia took me too!"
All the Anima Mates stared. "What's up with her earrings?"
"She has a glue gun?"
"Why is she dressed like that?"
"Let's eat her."
A mallet was thrown on Siren's head.
"I say we kill her and get it over with," Nyanko said nodding.
All the Anima Mates, except for the knocked out cold Aluminum Siren, turned to Eudial and pounced on her.
"AH! HEY! LET ME GO! I GOT TO THE SACRED CUP FIRST!" Eudial holds up the Sacred Cup, which is soon blown up along with herself.
Iron Mouse struck a tally on the wall, "That's the third Death Buster this week."
Tin Nyanko shook her head and chewed at the glue gun.
Iron Mouse sighed and laid back. "Why do I have to say 'chuu' to transform?"
Papillion shook her head. "Give it a rest..."