I don't own gundam wing!! Big surprise isn't it.. but what I do own is Flame's soul!!! Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha.. so please enjoy!!
The Gundam Wing Murder Files
Case No. 1 The Lightning Count Brought Down
Investigating Detective- Kaige
The Victim:
Zechs Marquise, murdered in his parlor in the middle of the night. He was shot in the back of the head with a 12 gauge shot gun.
The suspects:
Lady Une- She blames Zechs for Treize's death, but is revenge enough to push her over the edge? I'd say yes.
Relena Peacecraft- Her brother wasn't living life by the Peacecraft name, but would she risk her morals to keep him from staining the Peacecraft name further? I wouldn't put it past her.
Hilde Schbeiker- She holds no real grudge against Zechs, but isn't it always the innocent one that does it?
Catherine Bloom- She'd do anything to protect Trowa, but would she kill for him? Don't trust people with the penitence for throwing knives.
Sally Po- She hangs out with Chang Wufei a lot, You never know what ideas he's feeding her. Injustice? Yes!!
Dorothy Catalonia- This woman is a freak and I wouldn't put it past her if she killed anyone or anything!!
Lucrezia Noin- The loved ones are usually the ones that do it. Maybe it was her.
The Setting- My office of horrors.. better know as my office.. bwhahahahahahahahahaha... ::Flame pokes her in her shoulder:: Ok.. ok.. I'll get back to work.
And the story begins...
I gathered all the suspects in my office. Each had a suspicious look about them that I couldn't put my finger on. Maybe it was because they were all carrying weapons, or maybe I was just paranoid. Yeah, I must be paranoid.
Relena Peacecraft was the first to speak up. "What have you called us here for?" I knew right away that Relena wasn't the murderer, she was clutching a picture of Heero to her possessively and I knew that her world revolved around him. "Well Ms. Peacecraft the first thing that I have to do is..."
I trailed off as I pulled the gun from my desk drawer. "To get rid of you." Relena fell to the floor, dead, shot right between the eyes. I couldn't help letting out an evil laugh. The others exchanged curious looks as Flame came running in to smack some sense into me.
"Ok, now down to business, which one of you killed Zechs Marquise?" An eerie music played as a collective gasp filled the room. I looked around suspiciously. "Who did that?" Flame held up a tape player and walked out of the room sheepishly.
Dorothy was the first to break the silence. "As much as I'd like to take credit, I had nothing to do with his death." Dorothy's eyes took on a suspicious brightness and she went into a speech about the greatness of war.
I rubbed my forehead in exasperation. "I wish people wouldn't come to this questioning drunk." I picked my gun up again and shot Dorothy. Her body fell to rest beside Relena's. "Anyone else drunk?" I waved the gun from one suspect to the next.
Flame came running back into the room. "Will you stop killing so many people, the boss is getting pissed off." She tore the gun from my hand and left the room. The suspects again exchanged a confused look.
"Now, I want each of you to tell me your whereabouts of the night of Zech's murder." Each of the suspects made themselves comfortable as the questioning began. "Who would like to begin?"
No one volunteered. "Fine, Let's start with you, Ms. Noin." Noin jumped as I said her name, but she put up no resistance at my choice. "Sure." She stood and walked to the center of the room.
"Zechs has never really ever slept with me." Another collective gasp filled the room, followed by the eerie music. "Flame!" I heard a muffled sorry come from the outer offices.
"Anyways, I've been sleeping around and I was with my lover that night." Noin looked pleased with herself and sat back down. "Who is your lover and can he back up your story?" Noin blushed. "It's Quatre Raberba Winner, and yes he can."
I took her for her word, no one claimed to sleep with a rich guy in front of a detective if it wasn't true. I buzzed Flame and she pulled Noin out of the room, roughly.
I turned back to the remaining four. Hilde was fidgeting in her sit suspeciously. "Hilde, why don't you go next?" Hilde shifted slightly in her chair, but didn't stand. "I was having a magical tea party with the mice in my kitchen."
I raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?" Her eyes took on a psychotic glint. "The mice, they talk to me and drink tea with me, since Duo won't come around anymore." I searched my desk frantically for another gun, but couldn't find one. "Flame, call the psycho ward, we've got a crazy person in here."
Security came rushing into my office and pulled Hilde forcefully out of the room. "No, I'm not finished telling everyone about the tea party yet!" I shuddered uncontrollably and turned back to the others.
"Whose next?" Catherine came flying at me. Her nails digging into my arm. "You're trying to take Trowa away from me aren't you?" I managed to free myself from her grasp and smacked her. "I think the looney bin should take you too."
Flame came running in at the commotion but didn't bother calling security back. She pulled Catherine away from me and shot her in the head. She fell on the growing pile of bodies on my office floor.
"Oh, so it's ok for you to kill people and not me, I see how it is." Flame shrugged and left my office. Lady Une and Sally Po were the only one left from the original seven in my office.
"Out of the two of you left, I say the murderer is Sally Po." I turned to Sally expectantly. "Am I right?" Sally burst into tears. "It was all Wufei's idea!" I shook my head in pity.
"That's why you shouldn't go out with men like him." I heard a muffled 'Injustice!' from my closet. I pulled the door open and Wufei came falling out. "INJUSTICE!!"
Flame came running into the office upon hearing Wufei's voice and she dragged him off to her house. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn you in Sally."
Sally sobbed about Wufei all the way to the police office. I flung her at the nearest cop. "Get her away from me before I kill her!"
Ah.. A case solved.. another one will be coming along soon so just wait until I write it!!!
The Gundam Wing Murder Files
Case No. 1 The Lightning Count Brought Down
Investigating Detective- Kaige
The Victim:
Zechs Marquise, murdered in his parlor in the middle of the night. He was shot in the back of the head with a 12 gauge shot gun.
The suspects:
Lady Une- She blames Zechs for Treize's death, but is revenge enough to push her over the edge? I'd say yes.
Relena Peacecraft- Her brother wasn't living life by the Peacecraft name, but would she risk her morals to keep him from staining the Peacecraft name further? I wouldn't put it past her.
Hilde Schbeiker- She holds no real grudge against Zechs, but isn't it always the innocent one that does it?
Catherine Bloom- She'd do anything to protect Trowa, but would she kill for him? Don't trust people with the penitence for throwing knives.
Sally Po- She hangs out with Chang Wufei a lot, You never know what ideas he's feeding her. Injustice? Yes!!
Dorothy Catalonia- This woman is a freak and I wouldn't put it past her if she killed anyone or anything!!
Lucrezia Noin- The loved ones are usually the ones that do it. Maybe it was her.
The Setting- My office of horrors.. better know as my office.. bwhahahahahahahahahaha... ::Flame pokes her in her shoulder:: Ok.. ok.. I'll get back to work.
And the story begins...
I gathered all the suspects in my office. Each had a suspicious look about them that I couldn't put my finger on. Maybe it was because they were all carrying weapons, or maybe I was just paranoid. Yeah, I must be paranoid.
Relena Peacecraft was the first to speak up. "What have you called us here for?" I knew right away that Relena wasn't the murderer, she was clutching a picture of Heero to her possessively and I knew that her world revolved around him. "Well Ms. Peacecraft the first thing that I have to do is..."
I trailed off as I pulled the gun from my desk drawer. "To get rid of you." Relena fell to the floor, dead, shot right between the eyes. I couldn't help letting out an evil laugh. The others exchanged curious looks as Flame came running in to smack some sense into me.
"Ok, now down to business, which one of you killed Zechs Marquise?" An eerie music played as a collective gasp filled the room. I looked around suspiciously. "Who did that?" Flame held up a tape player and walked out of the room sheepishly.
Dorothy was the first to break the silence. "As much as I'd like to take credit, I had nothing to do with his death." Dorothy's eyes took on a suspicious brightness and she went into a speech about the greatness of war.
I rubbed my forehead in exasperation. "I wish people wouldn't come to this questioning drunk." I picked my gun up again and shot Dorothy. Her body fell to rest beside Relena's. "Anyone else drunk?" I waved the gun from one suspect to the next.
Flame came running back into the room. "Will you stop killing so many people, the boss is getting pissed off." She tore the gun from my hand and left the room. The suspects again exchanged a confused look.
"Now, I want each of you to tell me your whereabouts of the night of Zech's murder." Each of the suspects made themselves comfortable as the questioning began. "Who would like to begin?"
No one volunteered. "Fine, Let's start with you, Ms. Noin." Noin jumped as I said her name, but she put up no resistance at my choice. "Sure." She stood and walked to the center of the room.
"Zechs has never really ever slept with me." Another collective gasp filled the room, followed by the eerie music. "Flame!" I heard a muffled sorry come from the outer offices.
"Anyways, I've been sleeping around and I was with my lover that night." Noin looked pleased with herself and sat back down. "Who is your lover and can he back up your story?" Noin blushed. "It's Quatre Raberba Winner, and yes he can."
I took her for her word, no one claimed to sleep with a rich guy in front of a detective if it wasn't true. I buzzed Flame and she pulled Noin out of the room, roughly.
I turned back to the remaining four. Hilde was fidgeting in her sit suspeciously. "Hilde, why don't you go next?" Hilde shifted slightly in her chair, but didn't stand. "I was having a magical tea party with the mice in my kitchen."
I raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?" Her eyes took on a psychotic glint. "The mice, they talk to me and drink tea with me, since Duo won't come around anymore." I searched my desk frantically for another gun, but couldn't find one. "Flame, call the psycho ward, we've got a crazy person in here."
Security came rushing into my office and pulled Hilde forcefully out of the room. "No, I'm not finished telling everyone about the tea party yet!" I shuddered uncontrollably and turned back to the others.
"Whose next?" Catherine came flying at me. Her nails digging into my arm. "You're trying to take Trowa away from me aren't you?" I managed to free myself from her grasp and smacked her. "I think the looney bin should take you too."
Flame came running in at the commotion but didn't bother calling security back. She pulled Catherine away from me and shot her in the head. She fell on the growing pile of bodies on my office floor.
"Oh, so it's ok for you to kill people and not me, I see how it is." Flame shrugged and left my office. Lady Une and Sally Po were the only one left from the original seven in my office.
"Out of the two of you left, I say the murderer is Sally Po." I turned to Sally expectantly. "Am I right?" Sally burst into tears. "It was all Wufei's idea!" I shook my head in pity.
"That's why you shouldn't go out with men like him." I heard a muffled 'Injustice!' from my closet. I pulled the door open and Wufei came falling out. "INJUSTICE!!"
Flame came running into the office upon hearing Wufei's voice and she dragged him off to her house. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn you in Sally."
Sally sobbed about Wufei all the way to the police office. I flung her at the nearest cop. "Get her away from me before I kill her!"
Ah.. A case solved.. another one will be coming along soon so just wait until I write it!!!