I still don't own Gundam Wing.. but I'm trying believe me! I'm telling this one in second person.. at least I think that's what it's called... And Some dead people have been mysteriously brought back to life... ignore that and please enjoy the story
The Gundam Wing Murder Files
Case No. 2 Resounding Joy, Relena Is Dead
Investigating Detective- Flame
The Victim:
Relena Peacecraft, upon reviving she was bludgeoned to death with a blunt object.
The suspects:
Heero Yuy- Relena has stalked Heero for a long time and has stolen his wallet. Has Heero finally done what he has threatened to do for so long, did he kill her?
Duo Maxwell- Did this happy-go-lucky guy loose it and kill Relena in a fit of rage? That could be the only reason why.
Trowa Barton- Isn't it always the silent reclusive ones that kill? Maybe in this case it was.
Quatre Raberba Winner- Did Kaige finally let him out of her attic? Did he go crazy up there and decide to kill the first person he saw?
Chang Wufei- Did he kill Relena because she annoyed the hell out of him just a little too much?
The Setting- Flame's office or better know as the Torture Chamber.. mwhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaaa.. ::Kaige jumps at the chance for revenge and grabs a poker:: Back to work...
Let the questioning begin...
Flame tapped her fingernails impatiently against her desk. Where were her suspects? They had been scheduled to arrive at 1. As the clock's hands slowly turned to 1:01 she began to see red. No one would stand her up.
She grabbed her baseball bat from her many torture devices that littered the office. She would hunt down every last one of them. Flame opened her closet door and pulled Wufei from it. "You wait here while I get the others." Wufei nodded quickly in fear and refused to look into her eyes.
She began her search in Kaige's office. Fairly sure that she would find Quatre Raberba Winner in it's depths somewhere. A muffled groan was heard from the bathroom. This is where she found him tied to the toilet.
Kaige came running in. "No! You can't have him!" Quatre looked up at Flame with pleading eyes. Flame shrugged and went off to hunt the others. She could hear his screams from blocks away.
Flame found Duo at his apartment, hiding under his bed. "If I stay here she won't get me." Was what he was chanting over and over when she found him. She caught hold off his braid and pulled him out.
Duo screamed and kicked wild at her. She brought the bat down over his head and dragged him back to her office. Wufei looked at Duo in horror and hid in a corner. "Be good and I won't hurt you." She tied Duo to the nearest chair and left to hunt for the rest of the Gundam pilots.
She found Heero in a nearby bar. Heero was drunk and getting drunker by the minute. He took one look at her and tried to run away, but in his drunken state all he managed was to fall over onto the floor.
Flame pulled Heero up by his hair. "Did you kill Relena Peacecraft?" Heero looked at her with pained eyes. "If I did, don't you think you'd know it already?" Heero managed to stand on his own and ordered another whiskey. "I'm getting drunk because I didn't get the chance to kill her myself."
Flame left Heero in the bar. It was clear that he hadn't been the murderer. Anyone as drunk as Heero is defiantly telling the truth. Her last suspect would be easy to find. Trowa never left the circus anymore.
She found him with the lions. He stuck his hand in to pet the lion. "Hello Trowa." He jerked his hand in surprise, which made the lion bite him in protest. Trowa screamed in agony and Flame bashed him in the head with her bat.
She dumped him in a potato sack and dragged him back to her office. "Now that I have you all here finally." She glared at them evilly and went back to work. "Which one of you killed Relena Peacecraft?"
Wufei finally looked her in the eyes. "What if it wasn't one of us? Not all of us are here." Flame's eyes glowed red and she threw the bat at him. "Don't ever question me!" Lady Une came walking into her office with a report. Flame drew a gun from her desk and shot her.
Kaige came running in at the gunshot. "Now why did you go and do that, good help is hard to find." Flame nodded "Now you know why I killed her." Kaige shook her head and left the office.
Flame turned back to Duo and Trowa. "It's obviously that one of you is the murderer." Trowa smiled. "It couldn't have been me, I was at Catherine's funeral." Trowa's eyes took on an eerie light but she choose to ignore it.
She turned back to Duo and shook her head. Duo was curled up into a little ball and was chanting something about aliens probing him. Her eyes flew back to Trowa's eyes. They looked oddly like those of a somebody from Ohio. Her eyes widened.
"You killed her." Trowa's eyes took on an angry glint. "Yes I did, what are you going to do about it." Flame extended her hand. "First, I'd like to say good job." Trowa's eyes widened in shock. "Second, sorry, but I still have to arrest you." She hit a button on her desk and an angry lion jumped on his back.
Police and Animal Control came by to arrest Trowa and collect the lion. They had a hard time prying the lion off Trowa but after ten hours they finally separated them.
And another case is solved... but poor Quatre is still tied up.. mwhahahahahahaha!!! I'll get out another case as soon as I think of one!!!
The Gundam Wing Murder Files
Case No. 2 Resounding Joy, Relena Is Dead
Investigating Detective- Flame
The Victim:
Relena Peacecraft, upon reviving she was bludgeoned to death with a blunt object.
The suspects:
Heero Yuy- Relena has stalked Heero for a long time and has stolen his wallet. Has Heero finally done what he has threatened to do for so long, did he kill her?
Duo Maxwell- Did this happy-go-lucky guy loose it and kill Relena in a fit of rage? That could be the only reason why.
Trowa Barton- Isn't it always the silent reclusive ones that kill? Maybe in this case it was.
Quatre Raberba Winner- Did Kaige finally let him out of her attic? Did he go crazy up there and decide to kill the first person he saw?
Chang Wufei- Did he kill Relena because she annoyed the hell out of him just a little too much?
The Setting- Flame's office or better know as the Torture Chamber.. mwhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaaa.. ::Kaige jumps at the chance for revenge and grabs a poker:: Back to work...
Let the questioning begin...
Flame tapped her fingernails impatiently against her desk. Where were her suspects? They had been scheduled to arrive at 1. As the clock's hands slowly turned to 1:01 she began to see red. No one would stand her up.
She grabbed her baseball bat from her many torture devices that littered the office. She would hunt down every last one of them. Flame opened her closet door and pulled Wufei from it. "You wait here while I get the others." Wufei nodded quickly in fear and refused to look into her eyes.
She began her search in Kaige's office. Fairly sure that she would find Quatre Raberba Winner in it's depths somewhere. A muffled groan was heard from the bathroom. This is where she found him tied to the toilet.
Kaige came running in. "No! You can't have him!" Quatre looked up at Flame with pleading eyes. Flame shrugged and went off to hunt the others. She could hear his screams from blocks away.
Flame found Duo at his apartment, hiding under his bed. "If I stay here she won't get me." Was what he was chanting over and over when she found him. She caught hold off his braid and pulled him out.
Duo screamed and kicked wild at her. She brought the bat down over his head and dragged him back to her office. Wufei looked at Duo in horror and hid in a corner. "Be good and I won't hurt you." She tied Duo to the nearest chair and left to hunt for the rest of the Gundam pilots.
She found Heero in a nearby bar. Heero was drunk and getting drunker by the minute. He took one look at her and tried to run away, but in his drunken state all he managed was to fall over onto the floor.
Flame pulled Heero up by his hair. "Did you kill Relena Peacecraft?" Heero looked at her with pained eyes. "If I did, don't you think you'd know it already?" Heero managed to stand on his own and ordered another whiskey. "I'm getting drunk because I didn't get the chance to kill her myself."
Flame left Heero in the bar. It was clear that he hadn't been the murderer. Anyone as drunk as Heero is defiantly telling the truth. Her last suspect would be easy to find. Trowa never left the circus anymore.
She found him with the lions. He stuck his hand in to pet the lion. "Hello Trowa." He jerked his hand in surprise, which made the lion bite him in protest. Trowa screamed in agony and Flame bashed him in the head with her bat.
She dumped him in a potato sack and dragged him back to her office. "Now that I have you all here finally." She glared at them evilly and went back to work. "Which one of you killed Relena Peacecraft?"
Wufei finally looked her in the eyes. "What if it wasn't one of us? Not all of us are here." Flame's eyes glowed red and she threw the bat at him. "Don't ever question me!" Lady Une came walking into her office with a report. Flame drew a gun from her desk and shot her.
Kaige came running in at the gunshot. "Now why did you go and do that, good help is hard to find." Flame nodded "Now you know why I killed her." Kaige shook her head and left the office.
Flame turned back to Duo and Trowa. "It's obviously that one of you is the murderer." Trowa smiled. "It couldn't have been me, I was at Catherine's funeral." Trowa's eyes took on an eerie light but she choose to ignore it.
She turned back to Duo and shook her head. Duo was curled up into a little ball and was chanting something about aliens probing him. Her eyes flew back to Trowa's eyes. They looked oddly like those of a somebody from Ohio. Her eyes widened.
"You killed her." Trowa's eyes took on an angry glint. "Yes I did, what are you going to do about it." Flame extended her hand. "First, I'd like to say good job." Trowa's eyes widened in shock. "Second, sorry, but I still have to arrest you." She hit a button on her desk and an angry lion jumped on his back.
Police and Animal Control came by to arrest Trowa and collect the lion. They had a hard time prying the lion off Trowa but after ten hours they finally separated them.
And another case is solved... but poor Quatre is still tied up.. mwhahahahahahaha!!! I'll get out another case as soon as I think of one!!!