Disclaimer: I don't own Ah My Goddess, or anything involved
The motorcycle was lying horizontally on the asphalt, dented, bruised, and generally in a way Keichi wouldn't be happy about. Skuld ran her hand through her hair. "Damn it! This should be easy to fix though…" Skuld turned her head suddenly when she felt something tugging at her robe. "What?!"
" Fix it later. Sake now. No Sake here, let's go find Sake…" whined an almost drooling Urd. Skuld stamped her foot impatiently. The bar was too far away to walk. Things always turned out perfectly didn't they? In times like this there was only one thing to do. She plopped down and began to pout. Urd stretched out and leaned against what used to be a motorcycle.
HONK HONK! "Hello ladies. Need a tow?" Skuld perked up. "Can you tow us to the nearest bar?" She asked, jumping up.
The overweight, slightly balding driver scratched himself for a second. "Well it's gonna cost you eh?" Skuld tried her best to look pleading. "I'm sorry we don't have much cash…" The driver rolled his eyes, " Well how much you got? I'm not operating this operation on nothing." At this point Urd stood up, lifted up her shirt in the direction of the driver.
"GET IN!." said the driver. Urd smirked, or at least she tried to. Arm across Skuld's shoulder, they hobbled onto the truck, as the driver hitched the motorcycle to the back of the truck.
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"But crashes happen everyday Bell."
"But I know this one is special… I can't put my finger on it… URD!" Belldandy exclaimed. "We have to go find them."
"But honey, Urd gets into trouble all the time!"
"Kei, this involves your motorcycle."
"Belldandy! What are you waiting for?! Let's go!"
A/N: My attempts at being at least somewhat amusing…probably not going too well… but I'm trying!
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The bar was packed. Skuld was beginning to feel slightly uncomfortable. "Urd… one of those desperate single people are starring at me funny…" Urd sighed after she took another gulp of her drink.
"Relax. Here have a drink…"
Skuld shrugged and took a gulp. "Not bad."
10 Bottles later…
"You are so beau-ti-fullllllllllllllllll."
"TO ME-E-E-E-E-EEEEEEE!"
Finished Urd off key. She and Skuld had discovered a karaoke machine, and after perhaps one too many drinks had started their duets. The pair collapsed onto the bar. "Urd. How are we gonna pay for all of the drinks?" Skuld slurred.
"No problem sis… I'll sleep with the bartender."
"Oh. Okay."
*~*~*
"Are you sure this is the right bar Bell?"
"Well this is the bar that tow truck driver said he brought them to."
Belldandy opened the door slowly.
"What do you mean that we've had too many drinks?!" yelled Urd as she held the bartender by his collar.
"Urd!"
Two voices chorused, "Belldandy?!"
"Urd! Put that man down right now! Skuld come here! I'm sorry bartender. We don't have any money so we can't pay you right now. Could anybody give us a lift home?"
All the men nodded their heads dumbly and followed as Belldandy stepped outside the bar.
"So what if she's perfect, and everyone loves her and does whatever she wants." Snorted Skuld.
"Yeah. Perfection is overrated anyway." Answered Skuld as they followed Belldandy and the line of men outside.
The End
A/N: Okay, that didn't exactly comply with the title but I tried! So R&R!