The Evil Orange Juice
by Absolute Zero
"I squish you now!" Heero cackled evilly as he sat on the couch playing "Sumo Boxing 64" with Duo. On the TV screen, a sumo wrestler that resembled an overweight Wufei jumped up and smashed another sumo. "I am victorious!!" Heero shrieked as he slammed the N64 controller down and did a victory dance. "Come on, can't we play UmJammer Lammy instead?" Duo complained. "I kick your ass in Jammer Lammy!" Heero said. "I've been practicin'!" Duo said. Heero suddenly jumped up and threw poptarts and donuts at Duo. Duo screamed and ducked behind a stack of bananas as poptarts with homing missiles kept flying at him. Then Heero summoned Chop Chop Master Onion!!! Chop Chop ate the walls and swam in the carpet and wrestled with the pile of bananas. Heero laughed evilly as he drank orange juice and grew three sizes larger. Duo started to run and used his jetpack to fly up and steal Heero's radioactive orange juice. But wait a minute! Duo never had a jetpack! So his jetpack disappeared and he fell to the floor with a THUNK. Heero suddenly shrunk back to normal. "Gimme your radioactive orange juice!" Duo said. "My radioactive orange juice!" Heero said. He threw a plastic owl at Duo and ran off. "I WANT THE ORANGE JUICE!!!" Duo wailed as he ran off after him. He bumped into Relena as she burst into flames and exploded.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Duo screamed as he continued chasing Heero. He saw Trowa on the floor with orange juice dumped in his hair and was eating his pants. Duo began to eat Trowa's hair to get the radioactive orange juice inside him. Trowa was bald but his hair grew back in a chestnut afro. Duo turned into a sumo wrestler and he kept running after Heero. "Gimme orange juice!" Duo demanded as he finally caught up with him. "Never!" Heero said as he made a jet pack out of his sneakers and flew away. "I'll get you, Heero! You and your orange juice, too!" Duo jumped onto a buck-toothed flying weasel and flew after him. Heero summoned Godzilla. Godzilla stomped on a cardboard city and swam in the ocean. Things exploded, and Duo's flying weasel disappeared as he fell to his death and came back to life. He cornered Heero. "Give me the orange juice!" He demanded. "NEVER!" And with that, Heero drank all the orange juice. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Duo wailed as he kneeled down and grabbed his forehead. Hilde walked by and stared at Duo for a while, and asked Heero: "Will you tell me a bedtime story?" Heero cackled evilly. "Ok....once upon a time...there was a guy named Duo. He died and went to hell because he drank radioactive orange juice. the end." Hilde smiled.
The End
Author's notes: Ok, this is just some whacked up story I wrote-and I don't own GW, Radioactive orange juice or the exploding Relena.(on sale at E-Bay for $19.95!not)
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