You are still there, and driving me batty

Why is it that Squally-poo can have a beautiful complexion and I can't?  "Because he's not real!  Get over him!"  -_- No fair!  I had to do something about that, so I changed this famous song. 

Disclaimer:  I do not own these characters, Squaresoft do.  The song belongs to Hear'Say, and was rearranged by me.  Don't even make me think of resorting to my deranged cat for defence!  Oh, yeah, and all the brand names aren't mine either, they belong to themselves and their managers.

You are still there, and driving me batty!

Imperfections are not allowed on me!

And I've tried everything that's on the shelf!

When I'm stressed you come and give me some soreness,

Rinoa screams and runs into the toilet,

And I feel annoyed, don't have nothin' left!

I know I've been locked in my dorm all day!

But you gotta believe me when I say:

Whenever you're stressed, (You gotta do it)

Whenever you're red (Stupid zit, will you go away!)

Squeeze your pimple, (Yeah-yeah yeah!)

It'll do you good! (Squeeze your pimple, It'll do you good!)

When it won't go, (Gotta do it!)

Using L'Oréal, (because I'm worth it baby!)

Just squeeze your pimple, (Yeah-yeah yeah!)

You'll get rid of puss! (Squeeze your pimple it'll feel good!)

Sometimes it is big and yellow in its centre,

Others have a head that's blacker than the weather,

But I find I need to try and get rid of them!

Rinoa loves me in a way like no other,

But this zit right here is making her shudder,

So you need to tell me now what I have to do!

I know I've been locked in my dorm all day!

But you gotta believe me when I say:

Whenever you're stressed, (You gotta do it)

Whenever you're red (stupid zit, will you go away!)

Squeeze your pimple, (Yeah-yeah yeah!)

It'll do you good! (Squeeze your pimple, It'll do you good!)

When it won't go, (Gotta do it!)

I swear it's true! (You know you gotta do it!)

Just squeeze your pimple, (Yeah-yeah yeah!)

You'll get rid of puss! (Squeeze your pimple it'll feel good!)

Clearasil works pretty well, yeah.

But I always come up in a burning rash!  Oh yeah.  (Ooh, I bet it hurt to see that!)

Neutrogena burns off all my skin.

Isn't there anything that'll work!?

Why can't Irvine have it instead of me!?!?

Whenever you're stressed, (You gotta do it)

Whenever you're red (stupid zit, will you go away!)

Squeeze your pimple, (Yeah-yeah yeah!)

It'll do it good! (Squeeze your pimple, It'll do you good!)

When it won't go, (Gotta do it!)

Using L'Oréal, (because I'm worth it baby!)

Just squeeze your pimple, (Yeah-yeah yeah!)

You'll get rid of puss! (Squeeze your pimple it'll feel good!)

Strange how my face has suddenly sprung up with a few too.  I can sympathise.  ^_^ Please tell me wha'cha think!