Flashing to the darkness of Yugi's evil secret lair, floating in a poof of smoke above the dubious crowd below looking high and low amongst the trees. She cackles, "Those miscreants will never learn!! I am just playing a lovely little game with them. I will destroy them without ever laying a finger on their puny mortal/alien/dainty Juraian [who knew a soup du jour such as this could be created in one atmosphere, eh?] bodies!!!" AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAHA RAHAHAHAH!!
"Umm...Yugi?" one of the helpers stands by with their finger extended above her hunched over shoulder as spit plummets from her evil opened mouth. "AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!" She tosses her head back and almost flips over with excitement. "YUGI?!?" Composing herself she exclaims, "Ooh *ahem* yes... yes... sorry, got carried away there."
"Are you going to bring back your shadow before they figure you out?"
"No, no... I'm going to lead them on very, very slowly. Right now I've got just enough animosity in them to last for a whole week! Then POOOOF!!! We shall get my shadow, poor little Sakuya, to get Tenchi to follow her into the cabin.. then who knows what I'm capable of having them do...MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!"
"Umm Yugi? Erm, don't you think that's a bit unplanned? You know how timid that boy is. Do you think she could really get him to do anything? And have the girls spot him just in time to destroy peace?"
"YES!! YEEEESSS!! I am Yugi!! I can do anything. Now get me a glass of water. I'm parched."
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Meanwhile, down on earth, they all sigh and collapse underneath a tree. "Pheeww.. I guess no killings today, eh?" Tenchi laughs hesitantly and cringes at the fire in Ryoko's eyes. "I'll get that girl sooner or later!!! AUUUGHHHH!! Don't you see what she's doing to you??" "Errrr... eeeeeee... eckeckeck?" Tenchi crawls behind a tree. "OOOH TENCHI!! I will save you!!" Ryoko jumps on him lovingly and her face goes into a blissful grin.
Ayeka spouts fire from her nostrils and her eyes blaze with destruction. "ENOUGH!!!"
Ryoko lets up a bit, "Alllriiight princess. We have to get Sakuya though. She is no good. If we get rid of heeeerrr we will have Tenchi!" "Hmph.. more like I will! He is a descendent of Jurai mind you.. he doesn't need a little whore like you Ryoko!!" "AUUUGHHH!! Princess! You never play fair!" "Oooh? and you do??" "Ladies, ladies, enough!!" Tenchi cuts in, jittering and fear written all over his face, "Please, let this gooo... AUUGH!"
They begin to wrestle, beams of lightning and fire appear in their eyes, trees get zapped, poofs of smoke...
*BAAAAMM* *ZZAAPPPP* *SHOOOOOM* *THWAAACK*
In exhaustion, they fall, covered in soot and smog.
"Okay, we will save our energy next time for Sakuya. She will pay for this."
"Umm...Yugi?" one of the helpers stands by with their finger extended above her hunched over shoulder as spit plummets from her evil opened mouth. "AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!" She tosses her head back and almost flips over with excitement. "YUGI?!?" Composing herself she exclaims, "Ooh *ahem* yes... yes... sorry, got carried away there."
"Are you going to bring back your shadow before they figure you out?"
"No, no... I'm going to lead them on very, very slowly. Right now I've got just enough animosity in them to last for a whole week! Then POOOOF!!! We shall get my shadow, poor little Sakuya, to get Tenchi to follow her into the cabin.. then who knows what I'm capable of having them do...MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!"
"Umm Yugi? Erm, don't you think that's a bit unplanned? You know how timid that boy is. Do you think she could really get him to do anything? And have the girls spot him just in time to destroy peace?"
"YES!! YEEEESSS!! I am Yugi!! I can do anything. Now get me a glass of water. I'm parched."
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Meanwhile, down on earth, they all sigh and collapse underneath a tree. "Pheeww.. I guess no killings today, eh?" Tenchi laughs hesitantly and cringes at the fire in Ryoko's eyes. "I'll get that girl sooner or later!!! AUUUGHHHH!! Don't you see what she's doing to you??" "Errrr... eeeeeee... eckeckeck?" Tenchi crawls behind a tree. "OOOH TENCHI!! I will save you!!" Ryoko jumps on him lovingly and her face goes into a blissful grin.
Ayeka spouts fire from her nostrils and her eyes blaze with destruction. "ENOUGH!!!"
Ryoko lets up a bit, "Alllriiight princess. We have to get Sakuya though. She is no good. If we get rid of heeeerrr we will have Tenchi!" "Hmph.. more like I will! He is a descendent of Jurai mind you.. he doesn't need a little whore like you Ryoko!!" "AUUUGHHH!! Princess! You never play fair!" "Oooh? and you do??" "Ladies, ladies, enough!!" Tenchi cuts in, jittering and fear written all over his face, "Please, let this gooo... AUUGH!"
They begin to wrestle, beams of lightning and fire appear in their eyes, trees get zapped, poofs of smoke...
*BAAAAMM* *ZZAAPPPP* *SHOOOOOM* *THWAAACK*
In exhaustion, they fall, covered in soot and smog.
"Okay, we will save our energy next time for Sakuya. She will pay for this."