NOTE: I do not own Pokémon and ...sumthin, sumthing...and with this warning Nintendo can't sue me.
Anyway here's the fic:
The story starts of in the headquarters of Team Rocket...
Giovanni: Since the sudden death of Meowth, who all of us mourn for...
The whole crowd of recruits Giovanni stud in front of, started laughing loud.
Giovanni: ...I wasn't joking!
The crowd started laughing even louder.
Giovanni: I'M SERIOUS!
Immediately the crowd stopped laughing, except for two members, who were rolling on the floor, laughing.:
Jesse, the redhat with the big boobs (Have you read the Japanese Manga? ^_-) and Jamie, James' cousin who looks just like him. Giovanni walked over to them.
Jesse: *snorts* Stop it, boss, you're killing me!
Giovanni: I AM NOT JOKING! FOR GOD SAKES, HE WAS YOUR PARTNER!
Jesse and James stopped laughing, looked at Giovanni's face and burst out in laughing again.
Jamie: You're so funny, boss...You should have become an actor!
Jesse: Look at his face, look at his face!! *snorts*
After fifteen minutes have passed, the two stopped laughing.
Jamie: You can stop now, boss, it isn't funny anymore!
Giovanni took a deep breath.
Giovanni: I WASN'T JOKING, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!!!
Jesse: Um...We knew that!
Jamie: Yes, the death of Meowth is so sad.
Giovanni: Shut up, both of you!
Giovanni walked back to the platform he used to speech to crowd of Rockets.
Giovanni: Anyway, since Meowth is dead I hired a new recruit, his name is Rich.
The new member stud next to Giovanni.
Ritch: Hello! What's up? *sound of crickets*
Giovanni: He will be joining the team of Jesse and Jamie!
Jesse and Jamie walked at Rich.
Jesse: Hi, handsome.
Rich: Hey there, cute thing!
Jesse blushed, as did Jamie.
Jamie: Why thank you!
Rich: I wasn't talking to you.
Jamie: *sniff* I knew that!
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A month has passed, Ass, a rich guy who dropped the 12th grade to become a Pokeyman trainer, his companions , Herpy, the acne wonder and Brock, ex-singer of another gay boyband, are travelling the land so that Ass could one day become a Pokeyman master.
Somewhere on the dusty road...
Herpy: Ass, why is your head so big?
Ass rolled his eyes upwards trying to see his own head.
Broke: Maybe Dikachu made it pregnant! Huhuha!
Ass noticed the yellow mouse was jumping his head again.
Dikachu: Dika! Dikachu!
(Say it, say 'mister Dikachu'!)
Ass: Damn it, Dikachu, stop fucking my head!
Ass punched the rodent, sending flying into Herpy's face.
Herpy: Watch the acne, asshole!
Brock: I'd rather not, you ugly bitch!
Herpy: Shut the fuck up, retard!
Ass: Yeah! Herpy's my girl, so if you got problems with her, you got problems with me!
Herpy: I'm not you're girl! Dream on, you fucking loser!
Ass: Thanks, I love you too!
Herpy: WHA??!
Brock: I think he's only hearing what he wants to hear!
Ass: Thank you, Brock, my mom cuts it.
Herpy: Ass, you are such a retard!
Ass: Whatever you say, Herpy, whatever you say!
In the meantime, in the sky...
Jesse: Jamie, is that a picture of James?
Jamie: He's sooo handsome!
Rich: He's related too you, sicko
Jamie: Thank you, good looks run in the family!
Rich: Anyway...what's our mission?
Jesse: To steal Dikachu!
Rich: Why?
Jesse: So we can ask a fucking ransom from that rich guy!
Rich: OK! Everybody ready?
Jesse: Yes!
Jamie: ...
Jesse: Jamie, are you paying attention?
Jamie: ...Don't you think our balloon looks like a giant cock!
Rich: No, it looks like Meowth, you retard!
Jamie: Then Meowth looks like a cock!!! Wow! Amazing!
Rich: Meowth is dead.
Jamie: Too bad!
Jesse: Yeah, too bad! He had a real nice tail!
Jesse suddenly realized what she said, her face turned red.
The whole balloon was quiet, until Jamie suddenly spoke.
Jamie: Yeah, what he could do with that tail!
Rich: Yuck! What a sick joke, Jamie.
But Jamie didn't laugh.
Jesse: You...You're serious?!!!
Rich: You sure are fucked up...
For a long time the whole balloon was silent again, until suddenly:
Ass (from on the ground): LOOK, IT'S TEAM ROCKET!
Jamie (from in the balloon): IT'S THEM!
The trio jumped out of the balloon.
Brock: Team Rocket! Maybe they'll take me out of here!
Rich: Hand over Dikachu!
Ass: Never!
Herpy: You get the hell out of our faces, especially you, you filthy whore!
Jesse: Shut the fuck up, you ugly bitch!
Ass: Dikachu, attack!
The rodent started charging and electric bolt when suddenly a rock hit him between the eyes.
Rich: Hehehe! Gotcha!
Brock (looking at Dikachu, bleeding on his shoe) :What a worthless piece of shit!
Herpy: Let me handle this...Stary- OH NO, PIEFUCK!!!
A yellow colored duck-creature wearing a mashed applepie between it's legs appeared out of the Pokeyball.
Piefuck: Piefuck! Piefuck!
Jesse: Yuck..I hope that that really is heavy cream!
Quickly Rich and James threw a net over Dikachu.
Rich: See ya, losers!
As Jamie took off with the balloon, Rich wrapped an arm around Jesse and another one grabbed onto the net.
Rich: Jamie, pull us up, will ya!
Ass (from on the ground): THEY HAVE DIKACHU!
Herpy: Ass, you're such a loser!
Jamie: If you want you want Dikachu back, then leave one million dollars in the Pokécentre of Cerulean City!"
Brock: Nooo! Team Rocket, don't leave me here!
Later, that night the Rockets put up their tents...
Rich: For the fucking last time, Jamie, stop touching my ass!
Jamie: You can't guard your ass for ever, Rich! You'll have to sleep sometime!
Rich: But not in this fucking tent!
Rich left the tent.
Jamie: Finally. Now it's just you and me!
Rich(from outside):.Are you talking with that picture again?
Jamie: No!
Jamie: ...
Jamie (talking to the picture): ...Give me some sugar!
Rich (from outside): Put the damn picture away, you shithead!
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