In Washu's lab:
"YAUUUGH!!! Why can't we go to Tokyo?!?"
"Ryokooo calm down! We won't accomplish anything by doing irrational things."
"Washu, I beg to differ! I WANT SAKUYA DESTROOOOYYYED!!" *clenching fists* "We must find that bitch before she gets her slimy hands on Tenchi!"
"And we will, but going to Tokyo, the place she usually dwells, will not solve things. It's best to let me handle things."
"What invention do you have now?"
^__^ "AH! Glad you asked!!" *puppets pop out* 'Washuuu you're the greatest! Yeah Washuu! Yeaah!' *throw your hands up* "It's simple. We will simply create MECHA SAKUYA! She will do everything Sakuya does. When the two run into each other on the street, she will take out her mecha blaster! No one gets their hands dirty. I'M A GENIUS!" *wide grin* 'You're the greatest Washu! Simply the best!' "YEAAAH!" *hand raised in triumph*
*Ryoko grins* "As long as it works...SAKUYA IS MIIIINE!!"


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The Masaki kitchen:
"Diiiinnnerrr's ready!" Sasami comes out holding a big ladle spoon and wearing an apron with a carrot atop it. Ryo-ohki hops out, "Miiiyaaa! Meowww myaaaa myaaa!!" *big eyes rise up to meet the big carrot and jumps* *siiigh* "Oooh, Ryo-ohki... I got something for you too." *Sasami lays out a bowl piled up with delicious carrots* Ryo-ohki's ears pop up in earnest. "MIIYAAAA!" *peace sign ZIIIING*
Ayeka and Ryoko meet halfway to the kitchen and scowl. "Hrrrmph!" "Grr errrph"
"You two, stop it. Are you still worried about the Sakuya incident yesterday? I don't want you two getting up into anything...and I mean it!"
"Tenchiiiii" *loving embrace* "Lord Tenchi...!!" *pleading hands*
"NOOO! Girls, look, it's nothing to get up in arms about. I'd like it to stay to idle threats, okay? I don't want you two destroying all of Tokyo. Do you understand?"
*heads hung...scurrying to their seats at the table*


Sasami looks up from the head of the table. "Where's Washu?"


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dum...duunnn..duuunn DUMMM!! Mecha Sakuya pops out with unsteady feet. "ALLLRIIIIGHT!!! YEAH! YEAAAH!!" *fists raised* "I've done it!"
"What. is. goi-ing...on? I'm Me.ch.aa. Sak.u.ya." *blink blink* "sent. to..des. stroy.. Sakuya... must. get. to. Tok.y.oooo.."
"Yeeesss..YES!"


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Tenchi looks up from his meal. "Ryoko, can you go down to the lab and get Washu? She's missing out on dinner."
Ryoko grins, "Right on it." *coddles tenchi till he cringes*
Ayeka scowls and clenches her fists ....thinks better of it - turns her head, "Hmmmmph!!"
"Awww Ayeka, it's okay. Let that anger out."
"Not on the likes of youuu Ryoko. I have better fish to fry."
"You keep talking that drivel....Tenchi's alll miiiine anywayy."
"Don't make up lies Ryoko. We all know Lord Tenchi is a part of the Jurai Royal Family and it's just a matter of time..."
"GIIRLLS! Stop it! Ryoko, go get Washu and I mean it...Ayeka, pleeaase, pleaase ..." *pleading eyes*
*heart eyes* "Anything for you Lord Tenchi...."
Ryoko floats through the wall and down to the lab grumbling ....


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Washu hears footsteps behind her and diverts her eyes from Mecha Sakuya. "Ooh Ryoko! You're just in time!! I PRESENT TO YOU...MECHA SAKUYA!!"
Head still hung from Tenchi's orders, Ryoko has a delayed reaction until Mecha Sakuya steps forward awkwardly and yells out, "I. am. sent. to. dest.roooyy. Sakuya. MECHA. BLAS.TERR!" *ZIIP BOP BOOOP!*
*giddy palms* "Washu!! You're the greatest! Soon, Sakuya...soon... I hate to go against Tenchi's orders, but that girl had it coming..."