Gender Bender
By: Haru-Haru
Hahaha. One word, INCEST. This is your last chance to leave.
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"Are you SURE you want to do this, To-ya?" Yukito asked his very first and last lover, Kinomoto
Toya.
"I'm sure, Yuki." Toya ran a hand down Yukito's cheek.
"Okay then," Yuki's mouth opened, but nothing could come out.
"I'm sorry.." Kinomoto trailed off as Yuki left the cry room..
Two holy women at the back of the church sat in a pew, their hands folded on their lap. The two
looked very cross to many church goers, because apparently, all they did was sit in the back pew
together.
"Where in bloody hell is the minister? Wasn't this thing supposed to start an hour ago?" The green
eyed woman asked the long haired one.
"I've never been to bloody hell, Sakura-chan, how would I know?"
BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! came Nakuru from the bathroom. There she was in her frilled pink
dress, bouncing around like nobody's buisness, carrying a pillow.
"Nakuru, would you be a little more subtle? Make sure you don't loose those rings, remember
you're supposed to be good Ringbearer."
"THERE YOU ARE!" The green eyed one asked, furiously, pointing a finger.
The minister hastily grabbed the woman's hand and attempted to kiss it, but his lips barely touched
her skin. "There, Sakura-chan. That's the last time I'm kissing your hand, I'm getting really tired
of it."
"I didn't ask you to kiss me!!! Your lips didn't even TOUCH my hand, ERIOL!!"
"Well, Ok. So you don't throw a tantrum, hy don't you two run along and get the two to be wed.
There's a football game in 45 minutes and if I finish this service fast enough, maybe I'll be able
to get some buffalo wings."
"You shobonistic pig. Let's go Tomoyo." The two nuns got up and left.
"Dear lord.." Eriol pleaded, his right hand on his temples. "Help that woman make some sense of
hef life. She completely lost it after my cute little descendant & I ran away to Costa Rica."
(soon to be finished by purpleblossom, roshiyoshi, and myself) suggestions to: tainiponi@myst.net
By: Haru-Haru
Hahaha. One word, INCEST. This is your last chance to leave.
+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
"Are you SURE you want to do this, To-ya?" Yukito asked his very first and last lover, Kinomoto
Toya.
"I'm sure, Yuki." Toya ran a hand down Yukito's cheek.
"Okay then," Yuki's mouth opened, but nothing could come out.
"I'm sorry.." Kinomoto trailed off as Yuki left the cry room..
Two holy women at the back of the church sat in a pew, their hands folded on their lap. The two
looked very cross to many church goers, because apparently, all they did was sit in the back pew
together.
"Where in bloody hell is the minister? Wasn't this thing supposed to start an hour ago?" The green
eyed woman asked the long haired one.
"I've never been to bloody hell, Sakura-chan, how would I know?"
BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! came Nakuru from the bathroom. There she was in her frilled pink
dress, bouncing around like nobody's buisness, carrying a pillow.
"Nakuru, would you be a little more subtle? Make sure you don't loose those rings, remember
you're supposed to be good Ringbearer."
"THERE YOU ARE!" The green eyed one asked, furiously, pointing a finger.
The minister hastily grabbed the woman's hand and attempted to kiss it, but his lips barely touched
her skin. "There, Sakura-chan. That's the last time I'm kissing your hand, I'm getting really tired
of it."
"I didn't ask you to kiss me!!! Your lips didn't even TOUCH my hand, ERIOL!!"
"Well, Ok. So you don't throw a tantrum, hy don't you two run along and get the two to be wed.
There's a football game in 45 minutes and if I finish this service fast enough, maybe I'll be able
to get some buffalo wings."
"You shobonistic pig. Let's go Tomoyo." The two nuns got up and left.
"Dear lord.." Eriol pleaded, his right hand on his temples. "Help that woman make some sense of
hef life. She completely lost it after my cute little descendant & I ran away to Costa Rica."
(soon to be finished by purpleblossom, roshiyoshi, and myself) suggestions to: tainiponi@myst.net