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If Bob the Builder can fix up this song, so can I!  Tell me whatcha think at the end, please!

Disclaimer:  I do not own these characters, they belong to Squaresoft, apart from Lara Croft, who belongs to Core, (although I think the boys at school might think other wise…), and I belong to me (huh?  Sounds strange).  The song does not belong to me either, but it was rearranged by me, and neither does the All Saints' song.  My cat is crunching her beef joint bone, and is very busy, cannot defend me if I get sued, so please don't.

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Everybody in the Garden,

Come on let's fly to the

To the hot-dog stall around the corner,

The kid said he wants a Coke-a-cola

But I really don't wanna

Have a buzz like I had last week,

I must stay keen coz talk is cheap,

I like Selphie, (Irvine: Oy!), Quisty, (Quistis: really?), Rinoa (Squall: …hey!), and Fujin, (Fujin: RAGE!)

And as I continue, their boys are getting meaner!

So why can't I do a really cool deal, me lad?

To me flirting is just like a sport!

Anything cute is all good,

Now let me jump and sing with the trumpet.

A little bit of Rinoa in my life, (Squall: Never!)

A little bit of Edea by my side, (Cid: I beg your pardon!?)

A little bit of Fujin is what I need, (Fujin: NEGATIVE!)

A little bit of Xu is what I see, (Xu: where's our next destination, sweetie?)

A little bit of Selphie in the sun, (Selphie: WHOO-HOO!)

A little bit of Quistis all night long, (Quistis: yes, my dead body)

A little bit of Lara, here I am BABY YEAH!!! (Crofty: don't bank on it, pretty boy)

And a little bit of you makes me your man, my dear. (Gazes at me, eyes wider than mummy's saucers.  Cathy: Lookey here, mate; one is fine, two makes a cheater, three is a crowd and seven is unlucky.  I don't think so lover boy.  Rinoa, shove over!  SQUALLY-POO!!!!!)

Jump up and down,

And move it all around,

Shake your butt to the side

Put your hands on the ground (Oh no!  Angelo's done a ****!!!)

Take one step left (Avoiding the poo, of course)

And one step right,

And one to the front,

And one to the side (Advised to head to the right, due to **** corner)

Clap your hands once,

And clap your hands twice,

And if it looks like this, then you're doin' it right!

A little bit of Rinoa in my life, (Squall: …okay.)

A little bit of Edea by my side, (Cid: No way!)

A little bit of Fujin is what I need, (Fujin: NEED U 2!!!))

A little bit of Xu is what I see, (Xu: Beats being CC Queen any day!)

A little bit of Selphie in the sun, (Irvine: Stay away from my Sefie, or else!)

A little bit of Quistis all night long, (Quistis: Not if you snore like Cid!)

A little bit of Lara, here I am BABY YEAH!!! (Lara: Wrong game!)

And a little bit of you makes me your man, pweese? (Cathy: No.  Say Squall, since you can't be bothered with Rinoa…)

How do all you do?

Fall in love with a girl like you,

You can't run,

You can't hide,

You and me are goin' to touch the sky.

(Cathy: Yes, I can run because I only need to wipe you off my memory card.  You are the weakest block, goodbye.

A little bit of Rinoa in my life, (Squall: Do what you like with her, I don't care.)

A little bit of Edea by my side, (Cid: You are sick.)

A little bit of Fujin is what I need, (Fujin: YES (cough cough)…I really can't be bothered to shout anymore.)

A little bit of Xu is what I see, (Xu: Our next destination: the dorms!!)

A little bit of Selphie in the sun, (Selphie: I want Seifer, not you Irvy!  Go away cowboy!)

A little bit of Quistis all night long, (Quistis: No way Selph, I beat you to it!)

A little bit of Lara, here I am BABY YEAH!!! (Lara: Tonight is your lucky night, boy.)

And a little bit of you makes me your man, darlin', (Winks). (Cathy: Sorry, all hooked up with Squall.  I know you wanna piece of my @$$!)

Honestly Seifer, isn't one enough for you?!  Please review and take him away whilst you're at it!