*bows* I'm so sorry! This chapter doesn't have very much humor, it's really more of a filler. But i've got a battle scene coming up in the next chapter, so I'll try my very best to make that one much more funny. *bows* Gomen, minna.

Chapter 3

The Gundam Pilots, or should I say Sailor Senshi, sat around the living room, depressed as hell. Running around in mini skirts saying retarded phrases was NOT something they planed to do for very long. They were going to find these girls and make them pay and pay dearly. Duo groaned and jumped up almost knocking a coffie table over.

"WHY are we just sitting around like vegetables!? Shouldn't we be doing a little something??" Duo hinted as he fumed.

Heero sat up from his slouching position and looked at Duo. "I'm too miserable. I can't believe I said all that. How...-"

"WEAK!" Wufei answered for Heero. "Weak weak weak, I feel like an onna! I don't deserve to be called a man..."

Quatre was so surprised by Wufei's statement that the tea he had in his mouth sprayed everywhere. He coughed and looked up at Wufei "Wufei! Don't say that!" He wiped some extra tea of his chin and put his cup down on the table. "It's not your fault. It's those uniforms, I just couldn't controle what I was saying!"

"That's right Quatre, blame the uniforms for your pansiness."

Quatre opened his mouth to argue with Duo, and Trowa was about to throw something at him, when Duo raised his hand. "Chill, I was just kidding. I called it an 'Evil Scumbag'. What the hell is that!? That's something a little kid would say!" Duo growled and sat back down on the couch.

Heero sat up. "Your right though, we have to take action now before another one of those...whatever they are, attacks and WE have to stop it." With that, Heero walked out of the room in search of his dearest laptop.

Duo nodded. "I'll walk around and try to see if I can find one of those girls we saw, they HAD to be the ones who did this to us."

Quatre raised an eyebrow "You mean the girl near the window?"

Duo nodded "And the girl with the weird hair crying in the lawn, and her two friends who were trying to help her. One of them was the same girl I saw when I was taking a walk. She was talking about someone doing them a favor. She must have been-"

"HER!" Wufei shouted, and leaped up from his spot on the sofa. "It was her! That girl me and Yuy saw hiding behind a tree. We just thought she was some stupid fangirl and ignored her."

Duo gasped, "She must have been following me around...now it all makes sense." He slammed his fist into his other palm. "It's all coming together, they did this to us. Now that we know who it is, we'll have a much better chance at finding them."

"I'll go tell Yuy the new information." Wufei got up and went to go find Heero. Duo nodded and grabbed his jacket. "I'm going to look for them." He opened the door and stepped out, almost slamming it behind him.

Quatre and Trowa just looked at each other. This wasn't going to be pretty.

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Duo walked down the street, making sure to cover the sides of his head with the collar on his jacket. If those girls saw him they'd run for sure, and than where would he be? Suddenly Duo heard a loud, ear piercing cry. The same cry that came from that girl the other night. Duo broke out into a full sprint, trying to get to the source of the noise as fast as he could. He stopped when he came to a temple -they were ALL there. He rubbed his hands together and cackled. He whipped open his cell and called the others.

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"I told you it would work! Didn't I tell you it would work?" Usagi bragged while sipping her chocolate shake.

Rei growled and whacked her across the head with her broom. "Quiet! You brag too much for someone with no brain!"

Usagi let out another wail and started to cry. Rei rolled her eyes.

"Rei! Why are you so mean to her? Admit it, her plan worked." Minako taunted, and sipped her own chocolate shake.

"Don't you guys feel sorry for the guys we left the job to?" Ami wondered, looking around at her friends as they celebrated.

Makoto sighed. "Yeah, I was thinking about that when I saw their little victory on the news."

Everyone looked up at Makoto in surprise. She blinked. "You guys didn't hear about it? Another deamon attacked the earth, and they defeated it."

Everyone glared at Usagi, who shrinked back and giggled nervously.

"No more evil, hun?" Rei mocked, raising her broom to whack Usagi again. Before she could hit her, she noticed someone coming near the temple. She paled. "oh no...we are in SO much trouble..."

Everyone else gasped and froze. "T-they can't really do anything, right?" Minako questioned, and ran to hide behind Makoto.

The first figure placed a single booted foot on the first step of the shrine. As soon as the second figure closed in, they both walked up the steps until they were a few feet away from the Ex-Senshi. Than two other people walked in from behind the trees and made their way up the stairs, stopping a step behind the first two. A fifth person stomped up the stairs and stopped beside the second person. The first and tallest, arms firmly folded together, glared at the cowering senshi and screamed.

"What the hell did you think you were doing!?"

Usagi almost cried out at the harsh tone. Minako was the first to speak "C-chill out, Haruka…"

"DO NOT tell me to 'chill out'." She fumed. The second figure placed a delicate hand on Haruka's shoulder, causing her to calm down somewhat. She took a deep breath and spoke.

"WHAT in the blue hell could have possessed you to do such a thing??" Michiru scolded, placing both hands on her hips.

The ex-senshi were quiet, no one had any idea of what to say.

The smallest person crossed her small chibi arms and glared at the black cat. "How could you have let them do this, Luna? I mean, I could expect something this stupid from Usagi-Chan, but not from you!"

Usagi growled and jumped up to scold her future daughter, but the other's pulled her back down.

"I'm truly surprised at all of you. I really respected you." The second youngest said, bowing her head and shaking it. Her shoulder length jet black hair bouncing around on her shoulders.

Makoto gathered all her courage and spoke. "How did you know we gave them away?"

The eldest held out a newspaper article. "We saw it in the papers. I am also truly surprised. You've all been through so much, why did you blow it now?"

They all sighed and bowed their heads.

"We just wanted a normal life…really, we were sick of having to fight all the time." Usagi said quietly.

"Well that's not the way to do it!!" Haruka screamed. Hotaru tried to calm her but she shook her away. " I was expecting more than that from the Moon Princess, our Future Queen…"

"My mommy" Chibi-Usa added.

Usagi looked away from Haruka and Chibi-Usa, truly ashamed of herself. A tear slipped down her cheek, than another. And than she just started to blubber.

"UWWAAAHHH!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry!!!!!"

Everyone cringed and held their ears. "Usagi, be quiet!!" Setsuna hissed. She grabbed a lock of her long green hair and stuffed it in her ears.

Hotaru heard a twig snap and whipped her head around. She tapped Usagi on the shoulder and pointed behind her. "Friends of yours?"

Usagi stopped crying and looked up. She took one look at their visitors and screamed. The other senshi saw them too and would have bolted, but the Outer Senshi were blocking their exit.

At the bottom of the stairs were all of the Gundam Pilots, and they didn't look very happy.

Not very happy at all.