Warnings: *gasps* Wufei used the F Word!
Wufei: -_- Oh please, you use it all the ti-
That's it for the warnings ^_^
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Chapter 4
The Inner Senshi just stared back at the gundam pilots, millions of thoughts running through their minds. The most repeated however, was "We're gonna die, I'm gonna kill Usagi-chan."
The outer Senshi looked completely lost. They had no idea who the boys that were staring holes through the Inner Senshi's heads were. That was until Setsuna recognized one of them from the add. She gasped in understanding than shook her head and turned to her other friends. "I suggest we leave, I think they have something they need to talk over." The other Outer Senshi nodded and turned to leave.
"Wai! WAIT!" Usagi screamed and latched onto Haruka's arm. Haruka growled and tried to shake her off, but she held on a little too tightly.
"Usagi, don't be a coward!" She screamed and tried to pry her off again. Usagi clinged for all she was worth to the taller girl, refusing to let go for anything.
Michiru got an idea and went inside the temple. She came back out with a plate of cookies. "Usagi-Chan, look what I have for you." She held the plate up to her nose. Usagi took one look at the cookies and started drooling. She blinked, shook her head furiously and pushed the plate away with her nose. Everyone gasped in shock. Michiru shrugged and walked away.
"Usagi, for the last damn time, GET OFF MY ARM!!"
"NO! Don't leave us alone with them!!" She cried and clung harder.
The other Inner Senshi had huge sweatdrops on their head. They covered their faces in embarrassment.
"Ugh, Usagi, I can't believe you..." Minako sighed through her hands.
Haruka had had just about enough and grabbed Usagi by her odangoes and pulled with all her might. Usagi didn't budge. She growled and grabbed a crowbar out of hammerspace, slipped it under her belly and tried to literally pry Usagi off her arm. Usagi still didn't budge.
The Gundam Pilots stood at the foot of the stairs in shock while the scene was taking place. Haruka had literally tried everything to get Usagi off her arm. Crowbars, bombs, food, cute guys, biting, scratching, nothing worked. She finally gave up and just started whacking Usagi against the wall, much to everyone elses horror.
"GET! *whack* Off! *whack* My *whack* ARM!!! *whack whack whack whack*
"No -ouch!- way! -ouch!-" Usagi clinged harder even as she was starting to see stars.
Haruak sighed and sat down, panting. "alright, alright I'll stay!"
Usagi yipped with joy and let go of Haruka's arm, falling to the floor with a light thud. Haruka looked up and down her arm, which had turned a lovely pink. She laughed and yelled "NOT!" and took off running down the street. The other Outer Senshi watched Haruka run off with huge sweatdrops. Michiru was shaking her head.
"Err...I guess we better go too..." Hotaru suggested, still looking back at the empty spot Haruka had been in with surprise.
"No wait!" But before Usagi could latch onto another arm, the rest of the Outer Senshi were running down the street as well.
The gundampilots looked back at the Outer Senshi with raised eyebrows. They looked at each other, nodded, and walked up the stairs.
The Inner Senshi squeaked and backed up against the wall. Minako was the first to speak.
"Ehe...hi?" She spoke unsurely, and waved slowly to them.
"Yeah, hi." Duo answered flatly. As soon as the gundampilots had all reached the top of the stairs, the inner senshi turned to bolt.
*SMACK*
They forgot, however, that there was a wall behind them and they banged right into it. The gundam pilots winced as the inner senshi fell to the floor in a pile of limbs, moaning.
Duo snickered "Oh no, you guys aren't going ANYWHERE." He ripped off the locket that was on his shirt and dropped it onto Usagi's face. "Take it, I don't want it."
Usagi squeaked when she felt the cool metal hit her face, than grabbed it and jumped up. "But, you have too!"
"SAYS WHO!?" Duo growled. Usagi 'meeped' and ran behind Minako and Rei.
Quatre held up his hands. "Now now, this doesn't have to be ugly-"
"Yes it damn does!" Wufei shouted, unsheathing his katana. "Those stupid onna's put us through hell and I'm going to make sure they pay for it!!"
"I'm with Wufei."
"I agree with Wufei and Duo."
"I agree with Wufei, Duo and Heero."
Everyone turned to Quatre.
He sighed. "Oh hell, I give up! I'm with you guys."
All the gundam pilots turned and looked at The inner senshi with VERY evil looks on their faces.
The inner senshi huddled together in fear.
"Hold me..." Usagi squeaked. The others happily obliged.
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"These people CANNOT be human." Makoto snarled as she hung upside down by her feet above a pack of very horny teenage boys.
"I know! Who would even think of these things? It's like they're terrorists!" Minako exclaimed, dodging volleyballs that were shot at her left and right.
"They could very well be. It really wouldn't be a shock to me, but I think we deserved this." Ami stated while being forced to watch un-educational television.
"It's like they know exactly what makes us tick! I don't think I deserved this! It's all Usagi-Chans fault!" Rei complained while being rotated above a huge barbeque.
"HEY! Don't blame everything on ME. You didn't have to do it you know!" Usagi screamed, trying to defend herself AND try to get that plate of delicious cookies that were JUST out of reach.
"Quiet all of you, or I'll turn of the torture a notch." Swinging back on his chair, Heero grinned. Ah, sweet sweet revenge.
"I really hate to ruin our fun, but check this out Heero." Duo swung the T.V around so that Heero could see it, and turned up the volume.
"Today in Happy Springs Park, a couple was attacked by something that was described by witnesses as a monster with a bad hairdo. More on this tonight at six." Duo switched the T.V off and looked back up at the rest of his friends. "You guys thinking what I'm thinking?"
They all nodded. "But we have them now, so they can handle it and not us." Wufei stated, shining his katana.
"That's true, so do we bring them down now?"
Quatre nodded. "Yeah, I think they've had enough, let's fill them in on all the details while we get them out of their little nightmares."
The gundam pilots nodded and went to let the Sailor Senshi down.
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"WAAAAAAAHHH!!! I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMOOORRREEEEE!!!"
Everyone growled and covered their ears.
"USAGI SHUT UP!!" Everyone shouted, causing the girl to clamp her mouth shut tightly.
"Look, if you people are too damn lazy to have responsibilities than that's your damn problem, but don't dump this shit on us!" Duo growled. The other gundampilots nodded.
"LEARN to DEAL with your own damn problems you weakass onna's!" Wufei screamed, getting up and ready to do some dicing. Heero and Trowa grabbed Wufei's arms and pulled him back down.
"If this job was meant for you than you're the ones who have to do it." Trowa finished, crossing his arms.
"Bu-"
"No Buts!" The gundampilots cut in. They grabbed their wands and held it out to the other senshi.
"Take them back now." Heero ordered.
"No and you can't make us!" Usagi refused stubbornly. The other senshi looked at Usagi and mouthed for her to shut up, but she refused to give up.
"Would you like us to torture you again?" Trowa asked, reaching for his gun. The other senshi shook their heads and apologized for their friend.
Suddenly the wall exploded, sending chuncks of drywall flying everywhere. The senshi screamed and coverd their heads with their hands. The gundampilots ducked for cover and pulled out their guns.
"Nakariiii..." The figure sang in a high-pitched voice. When the dust cleared they could see that it was another monster.
"A Deamon!" Shouted Makoto.
"Everyone, transform!" Ami orderd. They all reached for their wands but rememberd what they had done. They turned to look at the Gundampilots.
And met the barrel of a gun.
"There's no way in bloody hell we're going through that again!" Wufei shouted, pointing his gun at the first senshi he saw.
"But there's no time for us to get our powers back! You have to do it! You're our only-" Minako was cut off as she and the other inner senshi were sent flying into a wall by the daemon Nakari.
The gundam pilots looked at each other and groaned.
Duo sighed and held up his locket.
The other gundam pilots did the same. Trowa had to lift Wufei's hand for him since he wasn't going to do it himself.
"Mercury Crystal Power" Trowa stated flatly.
"Mars Crystal Power"
"Venus Crystal Power"
"....."
Everyone turned and glared at Wufei. Wufei sighed.
"Jupiter Crystal Fucken' Power"
In a flash of light they were all transformed. Duo had also transformed while everyone else was shouting their Henshin.
They all got in a fighting position and awaited the painfully embarrassing battle.