Drum Major was an ordinary guy, in an ordinary town, who did ordinary activities. Then one day the evil Band Director decided to take over the school. He plotted and plotted until his plan was perfect.
"I will launch the Satellite of Evilness *dadaaaa* into the deepest parts of space. Then I will push the Red Button of Death *dadaaaa* which will make the Satellite of Death *dadaaaa* emit the sounds of a horrible marching band." *evil cackle*
But where is our superhero, Drum Major? Why, he is at band camp of course! Drum Major is listening to his Bad Guy Catcher Radio. Suddenly, the knobs start moving all over the room (literally).
"Why, that evil Band Director must be trying to take over the world again. He never stops! I guess I'll have to go and save the world."
Drum Major gathers up his supplies: a How to March Correctly book, his whistle, a conductor's wand, and his lucky dinkles.
"This should do it!" he says emphatically. "Now I'm off to save the world!"
Drum Major hops into the band bus and drives toward Burger King. (hey superheroes need nurishment too) After he finishes his double Whopper with cheese, hold the onions, he drives off toward the Band Directors hideout, The Music Store.
Meanwhile.....
"Mwhahahaha! That Drum Najor will never catch me now. I've already sent the Satellite of Evilness *dadaaaa* into space. Hey, you. Stop it with the *dadaaa*'s already," Band Director dictates.
A Deep Voice clears his throat, "Who? Me?"
"Yeah you. I've had enough with the *dadaaaa*'s so stop it already. Now where was I? Oh yes. *clears throat* Soon the world will be mine! Mwhahahahaha!"
"Not so fast, you evil Band Director." Our superhero enters the building.
"And, you! I'm tired of being called evil and listening to you call HIM *points at DM* a superhero. I'm outta here." His Evilness exits the building and goes in search of a new author. (humph)
Back to our story......
"Well that Band Director forgot to push the Red Button of Death. *dadaaaa* What was that? Oh well. Anyway, I guess the world is safe once and for all!" Drum Major proclaims triumphantly.
So the Drum Major once again saved the world from the Band Director's evil music.
The End
Note from the Band Director: I have found a new author, Petey McEville, who says he will write a story devoted entirely to me. Mwhahahaha! You have not seen the last of me, Drum Major!
"I will launch the Satellite of Evilness *dadaaaa* into the deepest parts of space. Then I will push the Red Button of Death *dadaaaa* which will make the Satellite of Death *dadaaaa* emit the sounds of a horrible marching band." *evil cackle*
But where is our superhero, Drum Major? Why, he is at band camp of course! Drum Major is listening to his Bad Guy Catcher Radio. Suddenly, the knobs start moving all over the room (literally).
"Why, that evil Band Director must be trying to take over the world again. He never stops! I guess I'll have to go and save the world."
Drum Major gathers up his supplies: a How to March Correctly book, his whistle, a conductor's wand, and his lucky dinkles.
"This should do it!" he says emphatically. "Now I'm off to save the world!"
Drum Major hops into the band bus and drives toward Burger King. (hey superheroes need nurishment too) After he finishes his double Whopper with cheese, hold the onions, he drives off toward the Band Directors hideout, The Music Store.
Meanwhile.....
"Mwhahahaha! That Drum Najor will never catch me now. I've already sent the Satellite of Evilness *dadaaaa* into space. Hey, you. Stop it with the *dadaaa*'s already," Band Director dictates.
A Deep Voice clears his throat, "Who? Me?"
"Yeah you. I've had enough with the *dadaaaa*'s so stop it already. Now where was I? Oh yes. *clears throat* Soon the world will be mine! Mwhahahahaha!"
"Not so fast, you evil Band Director." Our superhero enters the building.
"And, you! I'm tired of being called evil and listening to you call HIM *points at DM* a superhero. I'm outta here." His Evilness exits the building and goes in search of a new author. (humph)
Back to our story......
"Well that Band Director forgot to push the Red Button of Death. *dadaaaa* What was that? Oh well. Anyway, I guess the world is safe once and for all!" Drum Major proclaims triumphantly.
So the Drum Major once again saved the world from the Band Director's evil music.
The End
Note from the Band Director: I have found a new author, Petey McEville, who says he will write a story devoted entirely to me. Mwhahahaha! You have not seen the last of me, Drum Major!