Be bad, do evil and have fun!/In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.

When Artemis Fowl the First disappears into the Arctic, his hired guard is presumed dead. But the Butler family has a secret, one that explains their unbelievably inhuman resilience and loyalty. Until Artemis Fowl the First is safe or dead, Major Butler still considers himself bound by contract, and he will get revenge on those who harmed his charge.

"Which story are you going to tell me today?" "You can choose between how I threw Juliet's first girlfriend over the hedge, or the time Artemis's first outing almost caused an international incident." / Butler's job as Artemis's bodyguard has been turbulent since Day 1 but at least his emotional state was in less of a turmoil. [Part 5 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]

Holly and Artemis have known each other for a lifetime. TW: Death

31 Days Writing Challenge with 31 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from July/August 2021.

A little missing scene: How did Artemis Fowl and Butler actually meet for the first time? Correct, Sisters of Mercy Hospital, when Artemis was born. What happened back then? What was Butler's last job before? And ... what's the matter with his haircut? A Butler-centred fic to find out ... [Translation of "Freunde fürs Leben" by Sam Chaucer, originally posted on fanfiktion . de]

30 Days Writing Challenge with 30 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from April 2021.

Knowledge is power - and as is information. Artemis' newest invention allowed him to gather sensitive information from secret service's files but as nice at it seems: he is not the only one interested in it. Linus Fitch, a rather famous name in international ganglands, is keen on that information, ready to do whatever it takes ... [DISCONTINUED]

When Artemis left for Mars, he didn't just leave friends and family behind. He and Holly Short made choices that have changed their relationship forever; and now, months after he was gone, the consequences of those choices are starting to grow. And now things between them are going to have to change again.

A straightforward mission, Butler thought sourly. The auction heist had been under an unlucky star from the start and, as always, Artemis's actions attracted trouble like moths to a flame. Right now, however, there was no time to think about that. Right now, he had to focus all his efforts on not getting them riddled with bullets. [Part 4 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]

In a slightly different world, Artemis discovers magic before that fateful day in Ho Chi Minh City. A necromancy/mage Artemis au.

Three years is a long time to spend alone. In a small village called Duncade, Butler has turned away from the world, waiting for the day when his life will begin again. When the miracle he'd been waiting for finally comes to pass, he's left with an unexpected dilemma: just as Artemis has returned from Hybras, so too must Butler come to terms with returning to Fowl Manor.

When Artemis discovers the key to use his new Fairy Magic is in a Fairy Priestess, a human girl who has magic of her own, he hunts her down and uses his magic to subdue her. But as he kidnaps her and tries to force her to instruct him, Kuri starts to realize that Artemis has become corrupted by his magic.

When out on a mission, Holly gets taken by the one person she thought she would never see again. He doesn't remember anything, nor does he want to cooperate. But he was suppose to be gone forever...

It's Christmas! Ten years after the events at the Berserker Gate, life has achieved some sense of normalcy, both above and below the Earth. One holdover from the old times is the celebration of Christmas, and of celebrating what it means to each person. Join Artemis and Holly as they banter their way through yet another day of festivities! Total A/H fluff.

Six year-old Artemis gets a glimpse into the family business. (of a feather Part I)

Tim reflects on his past, present, and future. A look into his change of heart and his relationship with Artemis. (of a feather Part II)

The Butlers have been protecting the Fowls for centuries. Except that one time, when Dima and Domovoi Butler were scheming to kill the Fowls... [Part 3 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]

What if there had been a final spark left in the defibrillator after the Gate closed in book 8? A story about how in the end, surviving feels like being condemned to exist as a ghost all the same.

He sometimes leans out his window, the blanket of thick night wrapped firmly around him with only the face of the moon to speak with. He makes conversation with the craters of her eyes, but she doesn't reply, his words lost on an evening breeze. He sometimes wonders if magic has interfered with his system, as the moon wordlessly beckons him out.

A family stitched back together by magic must strengthen its own bonds at some point. When Artemis returns home from Hybras, he must face the family he left behind — and revisit the childhood he thought he'd long moved past.

The most curious thing about the odd relationship between the bodyguard and his charge was that it was an inversion of the process of parenting. For Artemis, ever the inventor, had slowly, perhaps even unconsciously, molded Butler into a paternal figure. A reflection on blue diamonds and brilliant gold.

Getting Butler to talk about his time in the army is hard. After all, one does not become a Blue Diamond by sitting down for senseless chitchat. So, how do you get a man like Butler to tell a story? By tempting him with an equally wild story in exchange. [Part 2 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]

Butler has been alone since Artemis disappeared to Hybras. He encounters a kitsune, a fairy fox, and hopes she can help him find his lost friend. But slowly he begins to bond with, even fall for the beautiful creature.

Once upon a time... a mermaid fell in love with a human and gave up her voice to meet him. But can she truly trust the sea warlock to keep his word? Can love save the day? Or should she have stayed under the sea?