I came up with this story in my computer career class. I know for sure that Rude
is totally out ofcharater here, but oh well. Enjoy!

Wiseman-::mechanical laough:: Mwa ha ha. Now you Sailor Moon and all of your
pathetic little Sailor Scouts shall meet your domm.
::A portal opens up::
Wiseman-I shall send you in this protal, not knowing where it will lead you,
and take over the world. Gya ha ha ha.
Sailor Moon- Oh nooooo!!! ::starts to whine::
Sailor Mars- Stop your stupid whining!
Sailor Mercury- I can't get a reading on this portal. It leads to a dimension
far beyond this universe, and that is all I can get from it.
Sailor Jupiter- So what you are saying is that we have no clue where we are
going, right?
Mercury- Exactly.
::Portal starts to suck the scouts in::
Moon- HEEELLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ::gets
sucked in::
Scouts- Sailor Moon! ::all jump in::
Mars- Baka... ::rolls eyes and jumps in::

Somewhere in the many alleyways of Midgar...

Rude- Whoo hoo, hackey sack time!
::pulls out a hackey sack and starts to kick it around::
Rude- Oh yeah look at those skills!
Reno- Come on moron, let the rest of us play.
Rude- Not uh. WOW, look at me, I'm soooo greeatttt...
Elena- Come on Rude, we're bored over here.
Tseng- Yeah, since we're on this mission and nothing has come up yeat we're as bored
as hell.
Rude- Nope, ALLLL MINE! Oh yeah!
Reno- Dammit Rude, that's it! ::starts to walk towards Rude::
Rude- Eeeekkkk!!! ::takes hackey sack and walks in a corner::
Reno- Grrrr!!! ::runs and accidently trips over a rock:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rude- Ha ha ::does a victory dance MC hammer style:: You can't touch this..

Suddenly a flash of light appears, lighting up the whole alley. All of the
Turks, except for Rude, stand there in shock at the sudden event. Five screams are
heard and five girls come falling down, technically on Rude, who was still dancing.

Reno- The hell...
Elena- What is...
Tseng- Huh?
Rude- ::hurting:: Help meee...

The first girl gets up. She has long, raven-black hair and seems to have
a disgusted look on her face.

Rei- Uh, what happened ::mumble mumble:: stupid Serena.
Mina- Ahhhh!!! ::starts to jump around wildly:: Who touched my butt!?
Rude- He, he, he...
Ami, Lita- Ahh! ::run from Rude::
Serena- Could somebody help me here?

Serena, unfournately, has landed in the dumpster next to the alley wall. A
funky smell is coming from it.

Reno- Ewww....
Lita- Great! ::goes and pulls Serena out::
Rude- There's my banana! ::pulls banana off of Serena's head:: Yummy! ::eats it::
Elena- That's even worse.
Tseng- So who are you guys?
Rei- What do you mean, who are you?
Rude- OHH!! Sexy scouts do exist! ::drools::
Reno- Don't tell me you were watching Sailor Moon again.
Lita- ::stares at Reno intensly:: He reminds me of my old boyfriend.
Ami- ::sweatdrop::
Rei- ::sweatdrop::
Mina- ::sweatdrop::
Serena- ::sweatdrop::
Reno- Wha...?
Tseng- Reno's got a girlfr... Ompfff ::gets whacked by Rude who is twirling around
like a ballerina::
Rude- I fight for love...
Ami- Shhh!!! No one can know...
Rude- I am the next sailor scout! SAILOR MIRECTUM GO! ::Transforms into a a fuku suit::
I am the the new scout!
Everyone- HUH!?

Is Rude really the new sailor scout? Will Lita get a new boyfriend? Will Serena get a
shower? These questions will be answered next time in the next chapter of this story,
which is yet to be named.