Tsk tsk… those Pokémon characters (+
Jo, Linda and Anju!) are so unprofessional…
I haven't
a clue *why* I'm uploading these - I've been writing them for quite a while though.
Expect Egg-bashing, and random cameo appearances from Chuchino and the cast of
Digimon at one point @_@. Anyway, there's been things like this on FF.net
before - I imagined I was directing my stories into actual episodes with the
characters as actors…and none of them are very professional. Enjoy? ^_^
Gagnat d'Amour - 'Episode' 9
Ash: "I
can't believe this is happening…"
Misty: "Nothing's happe-"
(Jo runs onto the
garden stage set)
Jo: "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!" I'm beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! That's my damn
secret!"
Ash: "…cool!"
Misty: "JO!
Trying to do a poorly written kissing scene here!"
Riny: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatdya
mean 'poorly'! That's it (grabs jotter)! I'm writing in a makeout scene
with Meowth in my next fic for you!"
* Jo's secret has been bleeped out for your
amusement/annoyance. Don't try and guess. I haven't worded it right anyway!
Kaleidoscope - 'Episode' 1
(Quickly Misty
scrambled up the riverside as she heard footsteps approaching.)
Lorena: "Misty?"
Misty: "…"
Riny: "Cut!
Your line is "I'm over here Lorena!" What's the problem?"
Misty: "…"
Riny: "Get
out here!"
Misty: "…I
can't find my clothes…"
A Piece of My Heart - 'Episode' 7
Bang! Bang!
…
Ash: "Er,
Misty…you're supposed to fall down."
Rudi: "Not
again this is the thirteenth time! (deep breath) I can't work under
these conditions! Ditzy redheads were NOT in the contract! I will be in my
trailer!" (stomps off)
Misty: "He
has a trailer? But me and Ash have to share a tiny room under your stairs! How
come the bad guy gets a trailer????"
Riny: "I
didn't give him a trailer…"
(everyone looks off set
to see Rudi sitting on the doorstep holding his knees, rocking back and forth
and singing My Little Pony)
Read My Mind
Slowly, one of her arms
reached up towards his face. Some instinct deep inside him told him to close
his eyes and lean forwards…
…
Misty: (pulling
away) "Er, props? Wasn't
there supposed to be a Kingler right about now?"
Ash: "Yo-Tracey-see-a-Kingler?
No-okay-then-I-guess-I'll-have-to-kiss-ya-Misty! Ehehehehe…"
Tracey: (offstage)
"Oh here it is, hiding under
the table."
Ash: "…(whispers)
Pikachu, go!"
Riny: "Stop
sabotaging my scenes!"
Gagnat d'Amour - 'Episode' 6
Brock arrives at
Linda's cabin. Instead of going round the back and throwing stones at her
window as instructed in the script, he wanders absentmindedly through the front
door that was ajar? Why? Just because.
Riny: "No!
Brock don't go in the-"
Brock: (running
out screaming) "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
my eyes! MY EYES! (runs offstage)
Jo: "What
eyes?"
Snow*Flake
Misty silently placed
his other hand on her hip, and motioned for him to begin. The first words of
the song began as Ash self-consciously started swaying, holding Misty's body
close to him.
In the morning time
The sun will rise…
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
Hey Digimon, hey
Digimon
Monster friends to the
boys and girls..
Misty: "What
the-"
Riny: "Ahhhhhhhh!"
(appears from behind the scenes chasing a giggling Davis and Tai armed with
a very large book marked "Alternate endings for APOMH and PdA) Get off
my set right now or I swear you shall both have intimate scenes with
Armadillomon!!"
And They Lived Happily Ever…um - LINE?
Misty's clear voice
came from the doorway, now rid of fatigue. Ash looked up, and immediately had
to look down again as his eyes had met hers. Misty was all decked out in her
ball gown.
Misty: "And
lo- (catches sight of Ash in the rather fetching green tights) -woah.
Um. Um…line?"
Riny: "Ugh,
CUT! I need a break…okay guys, have lunch. We'll come back to this later."
Roger: (scarily
sounding like a high pitched Austin Powers) "Yeah…we'll come back to it later bay-be…" (slaps
Tracey's butt as he walks past)
Tracey: "…"
Ash: "Isn't
he supposed to be hitting on me?"
Riny: "…I
have a headache…"
A Piece of My Heart - 'The lost ending'
Ash gently kissed her
again as she contentedly tightened her grip on his arm.
Ash: "Come
on my little miracle - let's go home!"
Riny: "Okay!
That's a wrap! Woohoo!"
Various
cast: "Woohoo!"
(Riny jumps off
director chair type thing and falls over Chuchino)
Riny: "What
are you doing here?"
Chuchino: "What
dya think!?"
Riny: "Um
this is APOMH, Tracey's not in this one…"
Chuchino: "Oy...
Oh well, they're filming A Girl In Gaea next door!" (disappears)
Riny: (-sigh-)
Oh well, let's have a rollback of that last scene!"
Camera
person: "Umm…we have a problem here Miss Chan…"
Riny: "Please
don't tell me the camera didn't tape that…"
Camera
person: "Um…what would you like me to tell you?"
Riny: "Aaaaah!
Oh fer crying out loud let's just end it with the hospital scene!"
(Chuchino appears out
of thin air once again)
Chuchino: "I
just thought of something - now you've finished taping- (pulls out bayonet) -can
I kill the Egg?"
Riny: "…"
Chuchino: "Okay! Arigato! (runs off towards the
dressing rooms) Oh Toe-gah-peee!"
Riny: "…Hey, hang on! I need that evil thing for my
next fic!" (runs after her)
Camera person: "You know sometimes I worry about those
two…" =P
Perfect
Ash
slinks into the kitchen behind Misty.
Misty: "What do you want?"
Ash: "Um, you looked a little mad, so the Professor
helped me make these for you in his kitchen…"
(Misty smiles and takes
a biscuit. She bites into it. She turns blue. She collapses)
Offstage
voice: "…I thought the baking
of those biscuits was to be supervised!"
Ash: "Well, Brock was…busy doing something
backstage, so I made them myself…what? They can't be *that* bad…"
Misty: (on the floor) "…….!"
Perdant d'Amour - 'Episode' 8
Misty walks into her
and Anju's apartment, and drops her keys. She turns around, expecting to see
Anju sitting on the sofa glaring at the sonogram picture. But she's actually
sitting by the kitchen counter eating Frosties out of the packet and looking
severely depressed.
Misty: "Um….Anju?"
Riny: "CUT! Anju, what's up?"
Anju: (bursts into noisy tears) "I-I-I'm sorry, you people are all so nice to
me and I-I…I'm NOTHING!" (wails even louder)
Misty: "Well what's wrong?!"
Anju: "I'm sorry, I can't work today" (runs
off the set sobbing)
Everyone:
"…"
Jyou: (rushes onto the set) "Am I too late? Is she gone? Has she jumped
off a cliff?"
Riny: (losing temper) "Okay, one of you tell me what's going on or my Egg gets a new
chew-toy!"
Jyou: "Oh it's nothing, I just forgot our anniversary."
Everyone:
(blink blink)
Perdant d'Amour - 'Episode' 9
Ash kicked off his
trainers, making as much noise as he could. Walking closer, his face broke into
a grin. The whole crew tenses, ready for the most dramatic part of the
story…suddenly, Misty runs in from the other side of the stage.
Misty: "Sorry, sorry I slept in- what? Why are you
looking at me like that? I'm only a few minutes late…"
Riny: "I need to find something to hit my head
against…" (lurches away)
Heart & Soul
Brock and Tracey are
talking to Catalia.
Tracey: "Hang on, wait a second…is that a grey
hair?"
(Catalia grabs at her
hair and runs off screaming. Brock and Tracey giggle and slap high fives)
Brock: "Dumb girl, she hasn't even realised that
she's wearing a wig."