¡¡¡¡¡CUT!!!!!
~The Disbound Edition~
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Tsk, Dbd is very hard for me, cos not only do I have to direct it, I have to act in it as well! Combine this with Rachel and Richie's offstage bitchfights, Karlie being locked in her dressing room with Togepi, Trish losing her skirt and Mia finding out the hard way that Gary's stunt double is a girl, and you'll have something close to this – DISBOUND, BACKSTAGE AND (almost) UNCENSORED!
&Note&
Spoilers at this moment in time if you look hard enough to see them
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Li-Rachel: "Yeah… you're next all – aah
[beeeeeeep]! Godammit my red eye contact just got dislodged…
[beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]"
Riny: "Why are you beeping her out? She's
not swearing!"
Sound
guy: *shrugs* "We
just thought for an R-rated fiction, it doesn't have enough swearing in it."
Riny/assorted
cast: O.o;;;;;
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Mia: "Aw JEEZ Gary, these boxers smell
disgusting! I don't care if they're yours, but I'm not bloody well putting them
on- oh, is the camera rolling?"
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Michelle: "I don't believe this…"
Riny: "Michelle! You're supposed to be
lying there looking nervous, and we'll put your thoughts over it later. Don't
talk!"
Michelle:
"Sorry, I just
realised something."
Trish: "What?"
Michelle: "… I walked voluntarily into a
bright pink tent."
Ash: "So?"
Michelle: "I'm in a BRIGHT, PINK, tent…"
Riny: "Yeah, let's do that shot again
people."
Michelle: "Bright… pink… so, much, pink…"
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BOOM!
(silence as
dust settles)
Riny: "Kar-liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! We don't
have the budget to keep replacing Togepi! That's the third one! TODAY!"
Karlie: (appears with large torture weapon
in hand) "We should patent this as a cure for PMS! It *really* works!"
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Karlie: "…"
Everyone: "…"
Karlie: "…"
Duplica: "Isn't it YOUR line now Karlie?"
Karlie: "Yeah, but they're not playing Type
Wild, so I can't say anything about it… in fact, they're playing that scary
ghost background music…"
Sarah: "They're not supposed to know this
story is scary yet!!"
Mia: "That does it. Oi! You!"
Sound
guy: "Who, me?"
Mia: "Yes you! You're fired!"
Sound
guy: "You can't
fire me!"
Riny: *tiredly* "I officially give
Mia the right to fire whichever crew member she feels like."
Mia: "Woohoo! *pulls out a list*
Right, you blonde make-up girl over there - I saw you looking at Gary in a
rather fond way the other day…"
(Assorted
female crew sigh and ready their coats)
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Tracey: "Where is everyone? Lunch is over
in 30 seconds, I thought they'd all be here."
Random
guy: "Well, Rachel
has gone to complain that her stunt-double is too fat; Karlie was last seen
beating the new Togepi unconscious with a Poliwag; Trish is on the search for a
pair of scissors to cut off her frilly collar; Richie and Todd are
bunji-jumping off the cliff-set; Duplica's in the Jacuzzi; Misty is explaining
the plotline to Ash… again…; Erin's fallen asleep over a copy of Wuthering
Heights; Michelle's ah… trying to paint her tent; Sarah has gone to
wardrobe cos she keeps snapping her beads and I have no idea where the rest of
them are."
Tracey: *blink blink*
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Jacqui: *sidles up* "Um, Riny? We er, need
a new 'magic paper' prop…"
Riny: "What did you do to it?"
Jacqui: "Well, I used it to write down this
REALLY cute stagehand's mobile number, and then I realised what I'd done, so I
tried to rub it out and I kinda rubbed a big hole in it…"
Riny: "Ooooh Tracey's gonna be mad at
you! He hand-glittered that himself!"
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BOOM!!
(silence as
dust settles)
Rachel: "Karlie!"
Karlie: *appears beside her* "What? That
wasn't me. Misty's got PMS."
Rachel: O.o;;;
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Tracey: "Like me!"
(Karlie
reaches in to kiss Tracey's cheek…)
Jesse: "Prepare for trouble!"
(Karlie
completely ignores Jesse and shoves her tongue down Tracey's throat. Startled
he falls over. She jumps on top of his and proceeds to merrily glomp her
bandana-ed bishonen. Large sweatdrops roll slowly down the backs of everyone's
heads…)
(Supplied
by Mia)
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Velve: "You don't know what you're
messing with! Once you let your guards down she can do whatever se wants with,
around and to you. You would tremble in awe at the wake of such POWER!"
(silence)
Velve: "Okay people, where's my power?
Aren't I supposed to have some flashy lightning thundery things now?"
Riny: "CUT!! Take Two!"
Velve: "…of such POWER!"
(all the electricity
in the neighbourhood cuts off)
Riny: "Take Three…"
Velve: "You would - you would… see now
I can't even remember the damn line!"
Cast: *facevault*
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Karlie: "Because of you, I almost died.
Rachel, nothing you can say could make it unhappen."
Rachel: *looks up from where she was fidgeting
with her fingernails* "Sorry, what?"
Riny: "CUT!! Take Two!"
Karlie: "Because of you, I almost died.
Rachel, nothing you can say could make it unhappen."
Duplica:
"Um, Rachel
popped to the Little Author's Room…"
Karlie: *sigh* "Hey, Duplica, aren't
you dead yet?"
Riny: *stress-mark* "CUT!! Rachel get
back here or I'll quite literally KILL you! I have the POWER!"
(Riny
brandishes pen and ficcie notebook around whilst Velve's thunder and lightning
crash ominously in the background - Rachel appears in a hurry)
Riny: "Take Three!"
Karlie: "Because of you, I almost died.
Rachel, nothing you can say could… (laughs) …tear me away, from my guy!"
Various
cast: "My
guy!"
(Riny
brandishes notebook and everyone shuts up)
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(The cast
candy vending machine is Out of Order)
Jesse: "This is TERRIBLE!" (sobs)
Meowth: "It's like de apocalypse, or
somethin'!"
Trish: *wandering past* "The
apocalypse! But I haven't learnt that far in the script! Don't tell me we're
shooting the ending today!"
(Trish runs
off in a panic to fetch her script)
Meowth/Jesse:
*blink blink*
&Note&
-- the ending is not actually apocalypse-like ^^;
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Probably
a LOT more soon ^_^
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