ALCOHOL AND BLOOD
chapter 3
by: Chiri-chan!!!!!
Thank you all for being with me for this entire fic.... it's insane.... it's all dedicated to Chibi Quistis Almasy, she's a great fic writer, and my best buddy (next to Dilly-chan, and Minako) but she's the one that loves FF8 soooo much, I had to write this for her!
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"Oooooh, someone's GONNA DIE!" yelled Seifer, and sped after Squall on his motorcycle.
how squall had confused him, Seifer wasn't sure about, but he knew there was gonna be tons of ass-kicking tonight!
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Quistis woke up to seductive music playing, and looked around at her surroundings.
:: Hmmm, day-glo inflatable furniture, plush bed, looks like squall dug up his homework on 60's type lovin'::
Squall looked through the curtians at his little love goddess, and then turned around twiddling his thumbs.
"But she might reject me again....What am I saying?!? I'm the stud of the school! Everyone wants me! Even the GUYS!!!!!!" said Squall to himself, straightening up and strutting out into the bedroom, "Girls go sterile just by looking at me." ::I'll just act like my usual "whatever" self.::
Quistis sort of shrinked into the velour bed when squall came out in his usual haughty mood.
"Umm," started Quistis, backing away, but she found she was chained to the bed (KINKY! ^.^), "Can you let me go, squall? You know, I have students I still need to teach...they haven't gotten out of class yet.."
"Whatever." came Squall's reply as he advanced towards her.
"Oh, great... he has to go back to his uncaring side just as I'm about to be raped! And I was going to save myself for Seifer... wait. I ALREADY gave myself to Seifer!" mumbled Quistis to herself.
Just as Squall got in front of her, he grabbed his shirt with one hand, and yanked off all his clothes; except for the hidden silver thong underneath.
"Do I make you horny baby? DO I?!" said Squall, thrusting his hips everywhere, and making Quistis gag.
"Squall, stop it! There might be little kids reading this!" said Quistis, pointing at the computer screen.
"So? They read the labeled warning! It's PG-13! They're not even supposed to be in here without parental supervision!!" replied Squall, advancing onto Quistis.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, ASS-WIPE!" shouted Seifer from the stairs. (author and Chibi Quistis: where did stairs come from? it's a bedroom!) He slid down the banister, and hit squall with the blunt side of his gunblade.
"Why'd you hit him with the DULL side? He was trying to rape me! KILL HIM!" shouted Quistis, once she saw squall slowly crawling towards her.
"I'm not going to kill him...yet. I just challenged him to a duel!" Seifer declared, getting up, and sauntering over to help up Quistis, holding out his hand very gentleman-like.
"A DUEL?!?" asked both Squall and Quistis, sweat dropping. they knew Seifer liked duels.... but at this time?
"YES! A duel!" replied Seifer, holding his gunblade to the light, and placing it into Quistis' hands.
"what kind of duel? Gunblades?" asked Squall, his normal clothes magically appearing on his body.
"No... a duel at Dance Dance Revolution! MWAHAHAHAHA!!" yelled Seifer, getting one of those evil villain looks..... obviously having caught that insane bug Squall had.
"Umm, Seifer? Do you even know how to play that?" asked Quistis, fidgeting out of her chains.
"OF COURSE I DO! WHO DOESN'T?" yelled Seifer, grabbing the chains and breaking them apart; they were giving him "bad BAD" thoughts.
"GO QUISTIS! Fetch me... My dance shoes!" bellowed Seifer, ripping off his cloak, and showing off the black tank top and dark blue spandex shorts. (an: hmm, anyone else thinking of Heero from GundamW?)
"Ummm....ok..." said Quistis, grabbing shoes out of Seifer's trench coat, and tossing the shiny silver things to him.
"Good. but where's the game?" asked Squall, pointing to the bare room, "We can't play without it."
"No problem!" shouted Seifer, pointing to a corner of the room, and whistled.
*A blue haired girl accompanied by Zell lugged out a huge DDR machine, then hopped into Zell's arms offstage, grinning like a maniac*
"There is our machine! Now let's go!" shouted Seifer, jumping onto the panels, and making sure his side of the buttons didn't stick.
"Wait, I need to warm-up first." said Squall, stepping on the panel, straightening his assbelts.
"Fine, we'll play butterfly to warm up... but then it's on to the hardest song in the game... Paranoia!! MWAHAHA! cackled Seifer, getting into a position not unlike a water fountain cherub. (as to what kind of water fountain cherub position, I leave to your imagination ^.~)
and it started.
TBC!!!!!! I'd be evil if I was serious, ne? Just kidding!!!!!
Seifer, being the usual showoff he is, executed the song with perfect timing, twirls, jumps, and dancing. Squall, on the other hand, looked like he was about to pass out from the exercise.
The song ended, and Seifer stood triumphant with his no-miss, no-boo, perfect score.
Squall had a D... and a low one at that.
"Hah! you are no match for me!" boasted Seifer, looking happy at the fact he was upstaging puberty boy.
"We'll see... hurry up and pick the next one!" murmured Squall, a murderous glint in his eyes.
Dam Dariram popped up.
Seifer, not having played this song had no dances...no real skill for it either.
Squall wasn't doing anything at all good either, so Zell said, "Screw it!" and pushed him off.
"YAY ZELL!!" cheered both Rinoa and Chiri-chan from the sidelines.
Chiri-chan, being the author and all, and DEFINITELY not liking to be upstaged a bit by the evil one known as Rinoa, kicked her out of the story by tossing her into a pit of rabid lawyers.
For once, Zell seemed to be better at something than anyone else.... DDR!!!!! Boy, could that man dance!
Score for Dam Dariram: Seifer, D ; Zell, A
"Looks like it's tied." they both declared.
Seifer was panting for breath after the song, when the final song, Paranoia finally came up.
"Oooh, you may have been able to defeat me at other songs, Chicken-wuss, but there's NO WAY you can beat me at Paranoia!" chuckled Seifer, feeling his win already. there was no one who knew this song better than him.
"Just play the game." was all Zell said.
Feet flew... moves were made.... Seifer did 360 spins and handstands. Zell did back flips off the game screen, and ran around the outside of the guard rail; It was sheer brilliance.
The song ended, and the scores came up.
"TIED?!?!" screamed Seifer and Zell together, then giving each other death glares.
"Apparently, we'll have to have a rematch one of these days," said Seifer, putting out his hand to shake with Zell, "but first, I have some trash I need to get rid of... it's been trying to stink up my woman."
"Hmm, can I help?" asked Zell, pulling out his special "whoop-ass" gloves.
"Sure!" and with that little word, Seifer and Zell attacked Squall like he'd just eaten the last Oreo cookie in existence.
Quistis sits in the distance, looking at the sunset. ::I don't want any more days like this..... OH MY GOD!!!! I left my students in class!!! it's been two days!!!!!:: and with that thought, ran back to Garden, praying they'd ditched class for once.
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THE END!!!!!!!!!! Wow... I've finished a fic??!?!? AHHH!!! My reputation is
RUINED!!! still what do ya guys think? weird enough for ya?! feels weird... I
don't like finishing fics!!! and yes, the nice blue-haired chick is ME! who'da
thought? well, give me feedback, it's the only thing that keeps me goin. I'm
lucky I found the time to type this up, what with work, and family things goin
on. wait around! my best buddy is writing a serious version of this fic, so I
know it'll be good!!! oh, and I'm writing two new fics too! they'll be up soon,
and the next chapters of the others too!!