Once again we join our lovable Final Fantasy VIII characters, where the boys are discussing costume options with "The Promised Land's" head costumers.
Costume Girl- Girlfriend, with legs like those, I got the perfect ensemble for ya.
Seifer- Really?
Costume- Sure, toots. It's this little red sequin number. You'll love it.
Seifer- Sequins?
Squall- *nudging Seifer in the ribs* Just what you were hoping for, right....Muffy?
Seifer- Oh yeah. Can't wait.......Paris, sugar. *with an evil smirk reaches back and pinches Squall on the butt*
Squall- *feeling a deeply strong urge to wring Seifer's neck, though trying to keep cool while the costumers are around* Oh, /honey/, I thought you said you wouldn't get so touchy feely in public anymore.
Costume Girl- You two together, huh?
Costume Boy- Told you so, Charlene. I can always spot a pair.
Irvine- Good eye then. These two have been hot 'n heavy for nearly two years now. Right.......ladies?
*Squall and Seifer stare at each other awkwardly*
Zell- *shuddering at the thought of Squall and Seifer together* So, what did you guys have in mind for me?
Costume Girl- Hmmm........something about ya just screams........feathers! Don't ya think, Remy?
Costume Boy- Bird of Paradise material for sure!
Zell- Not more birds........
Irvine- That's not what you said last night when I was tieing you to the bed with a feather boa......my little chicken wing.
Zell- *backing away rather frightened as he whispers* You gettin' way too into this, man.
Costume Girl- What about this darling cinnamon stick? *referring to Raijin* Thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Both Costumers together- Arabian Nights!
Costume Boy- A long dark wig on that clean-shaven head.....you'll be stylin, sweetheart.
Raijin- I'm gettin' a sick feeling, ya know?
Costume Girl- What was that?
Squall- He said......he's raring to go. Right, Tabby?
Raijin- Uhh......sure, ya know? Can't...wait.
Irvine- My turn! I was thinking of something........
Seifer- In buckskin. Our little Juliet here wants to be a cowgirl. Ain't that right?
Irvine- *glaring daggers at Seifer* Righty-O there, Muff. Thanks alot.
Seifer- My pleasure.
Costume Girl- Guess that only leaves you then, sexy. *grinning at Squall*
Squall- Have anything in leather?
Costume Boy- Oooo, bad boy, huh? *gives Squall seductive look*
Squall- *feeling cornered* Not really. I just......uhh.....really hate cows. Yeah.
Costume Girl- Well, I think I got just the thing. We'll meet you folks back here in 30, k? Then we'll help you get ready for your first show. Excited?
Seifer- Thrilled.
Costume Boy- See you around then.
*Costumers leave*
Seifer- Remind me to kill Cid and Edea for this.
Squall- Get in line.
Zell- So, what do we do now?
Raijin- Still need to figure out who the owners are, ya know?
Squall- Raijin's right. I couldn't really tell with all the makeup they had on, so we'll have to think of something besides on sight to find out.
Zell- We also gotta figure out what evil scheme they've got workin' with this place. Can't be doing it just for fun.
Seifer- Why not? Maybe they're just trying to........turn a very weird new lease on life?
Zell- You kiddin'? Once an evil villain, always an evil villain.
Seifer- Wanna say that again.....Fifi?
Zell- Errm.....no?
Seifer- Didn't think so.
Squall- Guys, please. Let's think. The girls should be arriving at the club soon. Maybe they can get some info on those three men while they're downstairs.
Irvine- Good idea. *whips out cell* I've got Selph on speed dial.
*****
*Downstairs the girls have just arrived at the club*
Fuujin- *looking from side to side as they walk through the doors* FRIGHTENING!
Selphie- I think it's cool! So sparkly and bright.
Rinoa- Is that guy wearing a thong?
Quistis- Doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Edea- *sighing* Brings back memories......
Quistis- What?
Edea- Of when Cid and I first met.
Rinoa- Really? Were you working at some flashy club as a cocktail waitress and he was the bouncer?
Edea- Something like that.
*entering main hall*
Waitress- Can I get you ladies a table?
Selphie- Something up front please.
Quistis- *whispering to Selphie* Maybe we should try and stay less conspicuous.
Selphie- And miss Irvy's performance? No way!
Rinoa- She's got a point there. Lead the way, Miss.
Waitress- Just follow me. Oh, and by the way, that's the best drag I've ever seen. For a second I almost thought you were real women.
Fuujin- WHAT? RA...!
Quistis- *throwing hand over Fuujin's mouth* Thanks, we try.
*girls take seat at table up front*
Selphie- So, what do we......
*gets cut off by a familiar sound coming from.....somewhere*
Selphie- What's that?
Rinoa- I think your butt is ringing.
Selphie- Guess I shouldn't have had that extra spicy chocobo burgur for lunch, huh?
Quistis- Uh, Sef, isn't that your phone?
Selphie- Huh? Oh, right. *reaches back and takes out cell*
Edea- Maybe the boys are checking in.
Selphie- Hello? Hey, Irvy!
Fuujin- DRAG?
Selphie- Fuujin wants to know if you're pretty yet. *listens* They're still waiting for their costumes, but they're on tonights program.
Edea- Wonderful. What is it they need?
Selphie- Hey, sweetie, why you callin? *listens* Gotcha. They got a job for us.
*****
Part 4! I'm really cooking! Please keep on telling me what you think. :-)
Costume Girl- Girlfriend, with legs like those, I got the perfect ensemble for ya.
Seifer- Really?
Costume- Sure, toots. It's this little red sequin number. You'll love it.
Seifer- Sequins?
Squall- *nudging Seifer in the ribs* Just what you were hoping for, right....Muffy?
Seifer- Oh yeah. Can't wait.......Paris, sugar. *with an evil smirk reaches back and pinches Squall on the butt*
Squall- *feeling a deeply strong urge to wring Seifer's neck, though trying to keep cool while the costumers are around* Oh, /honey/, I thought you said you wouldn't get so touchy feely in public anymore.
Costume Girl- You two together, huh?
Costume Boy- Told you so, Charlene. I can always spot a pair.
Irvine- Good eye then. These two have been hot 'n heavy for nearly two years now. Right.......ladies?
*Squall and Seifer stare at each other awkwardly*
Zell- *shuddering at the thought of Squall and Seifer together* So, what did you guys have in mind for me?
Costume Girl- Hmmm........something about ya just screams........feathers! Don't ya think, Remy?
Costume Boy- Bird of Paradise material for sure!
Zell- Not more birds........
Irvine- That's not what you said last night when I was tieing you to the bed with a feather boa......my little chicken wing.
Zell- *backing away rather frightened as he whispers* You gettin' way too into this, man.
Costume Girl- What about this darling cinnamon stick? *referring to Raijin* Thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Both Costumers together- Arabian Nights!
Costume Boy- A long dark wig on that clean-shaven head.....you'll be stylin, sweetheart.
Raijin- I'm gettin' a sick feeling, ya know?
Costume Girl- What was that?
Squall- He said......he's raring to go. Right, Tabby?
Raijin- Uhh......sure, ya know? Can't...wait.
Irvine- My turn! I was thinking of something........
Seifer- In buckskin. Our little Juliet here wants to be a cowgirl. Ain't that right?
Irvine- *glaring daggers at Seifer* Righty-O there, Muff. Thanks alot.
Seifer- My pleasure.
Costume Girl- Guess that only leaves you then, sexy. *grinning at Squall*
Squall- Have anything in leather?
Costume Boy- Oooo, bad boy, huh? *gives Squall seductive look*
Squall- *feeling cornered* Not really. I just......uhh.....really hate cows. Yeah.
Costume Girl- Well, I think I got just the thing. We'll meet you folks back here in 30, k? Then we'll help you get ready for your first show. Excited?
Seifer- Thrilled.
Costume Boy- See you around then.
*Costumers leave*
Seifer- Remind me to kill Cid and Edea for this.
Squall- Get in line.
Zell- So, what do we do now?
Raijin- Still need to figure out who the owners are, ya know?
Squall- Raijin's right. I couldn't really tell with all the makeup they had on, so we'll have to think of something besides on sight to find out.
Zell- We also gotta figure out what evil scheme they've got workin' with this place. Can't be doing it just for fun.
Seifer- Why not? Maybe they're just trying to........turn a very weird new lease on life?
Zell- You kiddin'? Once an evil villain, always an evil villain.
Seifer- Wanna say that again.....Fifi?
Zell- Errm.....no?
Seifer- Didn't think so.
Squall- Guys, please. Let's think. The girls should be arriving at the club soon. Maybe they can get some info on those three men while they're downstairs.
Irvine- Good idea. *whips out cell* I've got Selph on speed dial.
*****
*Downstairs the girls have just arrived at the club*
Fuujin- *looking from side to side as they walk through the doors* FRIGHTENING!
Selphie- I think it's cool! So sparkly and bright.
Rinoa- Is that guy wearing a thong?
Quistis- Doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Edea- *sighing* Brings back memories......
Quistis- What?
Edea- Of when Cid and I first met.
Rinoa- Really? Were you working at some flashy club as a cocktail waitress and he was the bouncer?
Edea- Something like that.
*entering main hall*
Waitress- Can I get you ladies a table?
Selphie- Something up front please.
Quistis- *whispering to Selphie* Maybe we should try and stay less conspicuous.
Selphie- And miss Irvy's performance? No way!
Rinoa- She's got a point there. Lead the way, Miss.
Waitress- Just follow me. Oh, and by the way, that's the best drag I've ever seen. For a second I almost thought you were real women.
Fuujin- WHAT? RA...!
Quistis- *throwing hand over Fuujin's mouth* Thanks, we try.
*girls take seat at table up front*
Selphie- So, what do we......
*gets cut off by a familiar sound coming from.....somewhere*
Selphie- What's that?
Rinoa- I think your butt is ringing.
Selphie- Guess I shouldn't have had that extra spicy chocobo burgur for lunch, huh?
Quistis- Uh, Sef, isn't that your phone?
Selphie- Huh? Oh, right. *reaches back and takes out cell*
Edea- Maybe the boys are checking in.
Selphie- Hello? Hey, Irvy!
Fuujin- DRAG?
Selphie- Fuujin wants to know if you're pretty yet. *listens* They're still waiting for their costumes, but they're on tonights program.
Edea- Wonderful. What is it they need?
Selphie- Hey, sweetie, why you callin? *listens* Gotcha. They got a job for us.
*****
Part 4! I'm really cooking! Please keep on telling me what you think. :-)