Lizzie-Chan
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Okay, okay. This will be my first brand-new hot-off-the presses story for your enjoyment.
Heero "Well it doesn't matter as long as I'm in it,"
Author "Well you would be in it if you had a better personality"
Heero ::Cocks gun::
Author ::sweatdrops:: "Well, um, even though you already have a great personality, hehe"
A cough is heard from behind and Heero dramatically spins around and fires. An astonished Trowa feels his hair and watches pieces of it fall from the top of his head.
Trowa "If I wanted a haircut, I would've asked for one and it wouldn't be from YOU!"
Well, since I'm kind of shooting for a plot in this thing, I guess I better get on with it. (WARNING: The following, although longwinded, may be considered by some or many as a bashing towards a certain character(s). If you resent or disagree with either my opinions or remarks, feel free to say so in a review, since I have the abusive power to delete them anyway. Please, please, for your own good (and mine if you know where I live) take nothing I say seriously…)
Where was I? Oh, yeah, ahem… It was a dark and stormy night-
Heero ::rolls eyes and whistles:: A pen flies through the air and hits Heero in the back of the head. Lizzie-chan looks around innocently and after pulling out a new pen continues…
Anyway, it was about nine o'clock at night at the home of the G-Boys, and it seemed like a typical evening: Trowa was at the mirror trying to fix his sudden haircut, and Duo was on the floor, laughing hysterically at Heero, who couldn't figure out what had just hit him in the back of the head. (Phew, run-on sentence) A small explosion is heard from the kitchen and Quatre emerges among a ball of smoke as Duo rushes in with a fire extinguisher. Not sure what the explosion was, Heero grabbed his gun and somersaulted behind the sofa, where only the barrel of his gun was seen.
Quatre stared down at the smoking pan he held, and his eyes grew big and teary.
Quatre ::Hyperventilating:: "I-tried-to-make-(Sniff)-DINNERRR!!"
Trowa walks over to try and calm Quatra so that he wouldn't pass out from not breathing (Even though he firmly believed that breathing's bad for your circulation)
Trowa "Don't worry man, it can't be that…" ::smells the air and his face turns pale:: "You know what? I think it's a good night for pizza anyway." As Trowa heads for the phone, the back door flies open and Wufei bursts in out of breath. His face seemed paler than Trowa's as he flops down on the sofa.
"What happened?" Trowa asked "You look like you had just seen a ghost."
"I just saw Relena and Dorothy at the movie theater" Wufei replied.
"What were you doing over there?" Quatre asks. Wufei stutters and looks down.
"I was, um, looking for a secret enemy's er, hideout." He answers. Trowa stared at him skeptically.
"An enemy hideout in the middle of town?" he asks. Wufie's face turns red and he answers quickly "That's not the point. I saw Relena and Dorothy together at the movie theater with some other girls."
"So they actually have a social life," Quatra said "What's so bad about that?"
"But they acted, well, different," Wufei said. Curious, Heero finally emerges from behind the sofa to hear better, but tries to act uninterested.
"Come on," Quatre said "this is Relena and Dorothy we're talking about. What can be so different about them?"
Wufei shuddered and Duo stepped out of the Kitchen just as the doorbell rings.
"I'll get it!" He says and heads for the door.
"No! Don't open the-" Wufei yells.
"Too late," Quatra replies as the door swings open and Relena and Dorothy bound in. They both wore hot pink tanktops and mini skirts and appeared about eight inches taller than usual (Lizzie-chan later explained to the guys that the added height was due to their new very high-heeled shoes). Dorothy checked her makeup with her pink pocket mirror as Relena blew a huge bubble with her gum. Heero began to raise his gun at the bubble, but Trowa took it away in the nick of time.
"Hey guys, like, what's up?" Dorothy asked as she twirled a lock of her hair in around her finger. The guys stood there in awkward silence.
"Wow," Relena said "Our day was, like, awesome. We met theses girls who, like, went shopping with us at Bloomingdales and we went to the movies and saw 'Legally Blonde', which was, like, soooo cool!" Wufei slowly backed away as Relena began to blow another bubble. Heero thought that if that pink bubble got any bigger without him shooting it, he would probably go insane.
"Beep, beep, beep," Duo said under his breath and grabbed Quatra's arm. "Gee guys, it sounds like they need us for another mission. Lets go to the other room and find out."
"Nothing beeps when we have a mission," Quatra said but Duo elbowed him.
"It's new technology" Duo replied and dragged the others to a nearby room. After shutting the door, Duo shot around at the other guys.
"What's wrong with those two?" Duo asked, arms flying "They must have gone crazy!"
"I'll say," Quatra replied. "Dorothy's top is definitely clashing with that skirt."
"That's not what I, I mean why are they…" Duo felt totally lost about this strange behavior.
"Maybe they are lookalike spies who should be delt with accordingly," Heero said and pulled out another gun, but Trowa took it away.
"There has to be a probable explanation for all this!" Duo said.
"I think I know what it is," Quatra replied "but I will have to perform a few simple tests to be sure"
"I believe I know what you mean," Trowa said, but the others seem totally lost. "You lead the way since you probably have more experience on this."
"What measures will we be forced to take?" Heero asked, hiding a grin.
"Nothing involving shooting or explosions" Quatre replied, and Heero sat back down in disappointment.
"Just a few simple questions," Quatre explained "and we'll learn the truth in no time."
Since this is already long enough, I'll leave a temporary cliffhanger for those who had bothered to read all the way through. You'll see the rest of it once I finish picking the gum out of my hair due to Relena's new talent.
Quatra: " 'Will our heros find out what is wrong with our heroines? Will they find out in time to reverse the effects? Are the effects reversable?? Will Relena's clothes ever match??' Wow, I always wanted to do that." ::Ducks as Heero pulls out another gun and fires:: Trowa takes the gun away and Heero sits in the corner…