Filia: ::posing for pictures:: I can't believe that we are so
famous. ::Starry eyes::
Lina: Well of course Lina Inverse, Sorcery Genius, is famous
Amelia: It's because we work for Justice, Lina-san!
Lina: Yeah, yeah whatever. Gourry put your back up straight! Look
tough!
Gourry: ::Whining:: Lina... why do we have to act as
bodyguards? ::holds up `No Autographs' sign to some crazed fans::
Zelgadis: ::blank face like usual:: What do you have today? A new
music video? ::holds door open for everybody::
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu! ::is cut off by Zelgadis shutting the
door in his face::
Amelia: Zelgadis-san! That wasn't nice!
Filia and Zelgadis: He deserved it.
Amelia: ::opens door for Xellos::
Xellos: Thank you Amelia.
A big scary voice is heard. Gourry, Zelgadis and Xellos start to have
shaky knees.
BSV: LISTEN! I WANT A NEW MUSIC VIDEO FINISHED TODAY! FILIA! GO WORK
ON THE SONG RIGHT NOW!
Filia: H-hai!
BSV: LINA! GO DIRECT EVERYTHING TO BE SET UP!
Lina: ::grumbles:: Why do I have to listen to you all the time?!
BSV: BECAUSE I AM THE BIG SCARY VOICE! AMELIA! GO GET THE OUTFITS
READY!
Amelia: Hai!
BSV: NOW GOURRY, ZELGADIS AND XELLOS...
Gourry, Zel and Xellos: Y-yes?
BSV: YOU THREE WILL BE IN THE VIDEO!
GZX: Yes sir!
BSV: GET TO WORK PEOPLES! ::pauses to catch breath::
10:00 AM...
Filia: ::wearing a tank top and tight pants:: Amelia! Why do I have
to wear this?
Amelia: ::wearing princess shirt and shorts:: Because they go with
the video
Lina: Why did you make a song like this?!
Filia: Because it's sweet.
BSV: TO THE STAGE PEOPLES!!!
Gourry, Zelgadis and Xellos: ::Wearing swimming trunks::
Filia: What is namagomi doing in out music video?!
BSV: I HAD A VISION… AND IN THAT VISION I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO
WRITE AS THE NEW MUSIC VIDEO'S SONG… SO I FIGURED THEY WOULD DO WELL
IN THERE ::LAUGHS:: YOU DON'T MIND DO YOU?!
Filia: N-no sire, Er, sir!
BSV: GOOD! PLACES PEOPLES!
The music starts…
Zelgadis: The hit maker. The playas gon' play.
Gourry: Them haters gonna hate. Them callers gonna call.
Xellos: Them ballers gonna ball. Let 'em know
Scene: -Beach- Filia, Amelia and Lina
Lina: I, I don't mind
Gourry: ha
Lina: What people say or do
Gourry: nah, nah
Lina: But I, I do mind what you believe is true.
Amelia: ::Smiles at Zelgadis:: You are the only one. Getting all my
love. Cuz what they do… Ain't nothin' new
Lina, Amelia and Filia: ::playing water football with the guys::
Playas, they gonna play and haters, they gonna hate. Ballers, they
gonna ball. Shot callers, they gonna call. That ain't got nothin' to
do. With me and you. That's the way it is.
Amelia: That's the way it is.
Filia: ::looks like talking to Xellos:: So-called friends… Don't
wanna see me with you. Behind your back, callin' my cell and pager
too. No matter what they do I will stay true. Only to you. Only to
you.
Lina, Amelia and Filia: ::dancing in front of a pavilion:: Playas,
they gonna play and haters, they gonna hate. Ballers, they gonna
ball. Shot callers, they gonna call. That ain't got nothin' to do.
With me and you. That's the way it is.
Amelia: ::floating on water:: I want you to know
Filia: ::floating on water:: I want you to know
Amelia: I'll never let you go
Filia: I'll never let you go
Lina and Amelia: ::Standing in front of pavilion with Zel and
Gourry:: We gotta talk about everything you hear cuz I know that it
ain't true.
Amelia: ::floating in water:: You can trust my love and I can trust
yours too. Our love will be forever, yeah
Filia: Yeeeeeeeeeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Gourry: ::twirling Lina around, big grin:: Little Women… They gon'
ball shorty..
Zelgadis: ::sitting with Amelia underneath pavilion:: They gon' play
shorty… That's how they do shorty…
Xellos: ::hugging Filia:: We comin' through shorty… The hit maker
shorty…
Lina, Amelia and Filia: ::dancing in front of a pavilion:: Playas,
they gonna play and haters, they gonna hate. Ballers, they gonna
ball. Shot callers, they gonna call. That ain't got nothin' to do.
With me and you. That's the way it is.
Scene: In work building
Gourry: Lina… your breasts are really small…
Xellos: ::Bragging:: You should feel Filia's! Big and
round! ::motions with hands::
Zelgadis: ::blushing:: Amelia's aren't that bad.
Gourry Zel and Xel look up to see angry girls.
BSV: OI! NOT IN THE BIULDING! WAIT! LINA! DON'T USE THE MICROPHONE!
WATCHOUT FOR THE LAMP, FILIA ::CRINGES:: AMELIA! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU
USE THOSE PUNCHING GLOVES…
The BSV climbs down from his little studio.
BSV: Maybe I should stop harassing them…
Ciepheed: Yes you should, Shabby.
Author's note: This fan-fiction was inspired by Simone's sister's
inhuman amount of listening to this song. The characters in this fan-
fiction don't belong to me and were not severely hurt in the making
of this fan-fiction. The Song belongs to 3LW (Three Little Women)
And the characters belong to Hajime Kanazaka (SP?)
Gourry: Oi… Nurse… could you bring me some more ice for my leg?
End