Sirius Black chapter four- Twist's turns and push up bra's.

A/N: knew that would get your attention. Alicia confronts Sirius, Lily gets hacked off, and James finally makes his move! r/r!
and sorry this took so long to post.



Disclaimer: first off, to all you amazingly stupid people out there who actually e-mailed me asking if Alicia/Sue was really
like this, the answer is NO!!!! She's actually a very good friend of mine and I'm only using her name because I thought it
would be funny, and well, I honestly thought you people we're mature enough for me too write this and not ask stupid
questions. Suzie, or Alicia/Sue is not a diabolical bicth. Well not really. *grins at Sue*



1975


"Hey Sirius." Alicia walked into his bed room. "Oh hell." Sirius muttered. James snickered. Alicia turned to James and Peter.
"Leave" She snapped rudely. James gave her a look. "Alicia, It's been fun, but we've just grown apart, it's over babe."
Sirius tried to sound sorry.


To his suprise Alicia was still smiling, in fact she was practically beaming. "Oh, it's far from over babe, in fact it's just
begun dear boy." her normally soft, shy voice was honeyed and so sweet that Sirius almost gagged.


"Alicia, do you not understand that I am braking up with your ass, get out of my room." Sirius said, speaking slowly. "Siri-
be a good doggie and listen up." Alicia played her ace. Sirius went white. Alicia smiled. "You guys better go." he squeaked.
James shot him a curious glance and walked out, followed by Peter.


"How much do you know?" Sirius snapped. Alicia laughed. "All of it." "What do you want?" Sirius dreaded the answer. "Oh what
every girl wants, truth, happiness, a push up bra. But I'll settle for a plain old dose of popularity. I'm not a selfish
person." She smiled angelically. "You saw it Sirius, Tara Hager asked me to sit with her. All because of you dear boy. If
I loose you, I loose what I want, and you loose a secret." Alicia ran a crimson fingernail down his chest. "I keep quite,
you act all loving and devoted in public. Deal darling?" She asked.


Sirius stared at her.


"How the hell did you get into Griffindor?" he finally blurted out. Alicia shrugged. "I don't know, sorting hat made a
mistake or something." She said cheerfully. "But Lily?" Sirius sputtered. "Ahh yes, you do have a thing for the girl don't
you? Mabey I should kill her just to be on the safe side." Alicia looked thoughtful. "Bloody hell!" Sirius almost screamed.
Alicia giggled. "Relax baby, I was only kidding, do what ever you want with the little bicth, as long as no one knows about
it I couldn't care less." her tone was business like.


"Your insane." Sirius said softly. "Most genius are." Alicia said, nodding.



"Wake up early dear boy, we'll do breakfast." With one last false smile, she was gone.


Sirius hated her. A lot.


***


Present


Sirius had a roaring fire going. He felt so very warm. Inside and out. Some one loved him. Someone needed him. It was a
wonderful feeling. Oh and Harry, he ha his mum's eyes. He remembered the first time he saw them. Right after he was born, he
opened his eyes for the first time and saw Sirius. When Sirius looked into those green eyes for the first time he fell in
love. Harry's eyes were filled with trust and soething like recognition. Like Harry knew him. He was a great kid.


Sirius, warm and content, let the memories wash over him...



***


December 1980 ((Harry is 6 months old. I think))



The door bell rang.


Harry screamed.


"No, Oh dear god no!" James Potters weary voice corked. It had taken him two hours to put Harry to bed. James was convinced
the boy was possessed. James picked up the baby and went to open the door. "Sirius, thank god." James croked. Sirius was the
only one who could soothe Harry.


"Miss me Prongs?" Sirius said laughing. Harry noticed Sirius and cooed. "Ahhh!" He squealed, holding his chubby little arms
out for Sirius to take him. Sirius grinned and scooped him up. "James, the baby's quite!" Lily's voice was alarmed.


"Hi Lil's." Sirius called. "Hi luv." Lily called back. He turned to the content baby in his arms. "We're you causing trouble
kiddo?" He asked. Harry squealed and clapped his hands. Then he grabbed Sirius's pony tail and tried to eat it. "Oh no kiddo,
don't touch the hair." he said, rescuing his hair. "If you didn't keep it so long it wouldn't be a problem." Lily said,
kissing him lightly.


"Hey sexy, still not gonna run away with me?" Sirius teased. "Then who would take care of James." Lily said, good naturally.
James quickly changed the subject. he didn't want Lily to dwell on the thought of running away with Sirius. James knew that
she was still in love with him and he was still in love with her. It was a horrible thing to learn and deal with. Knowing
that the person you loved, the mother of your child, was in love with somebody else.


But you learned to deal with it. It was hard, but James dealt. And tried not to punch his best friend.


"What's new Sirius?" James asked quickly. Sirius sat down and giggled Harry on his knee. The baby giggled. "I ran into Alicia
today." he announced. "That bicth!" Lily said venomously. Sirius laughed. "Yeah, whole passle of kids, poor things, married
Ryan Newbrough, he's working as a mechanic." Sirius informed them. "The Slytherin?" James asked. Sirius nodded. "She says hi."
"Yeah well she can go and-" Lily started. "Lil's! The baby!" Sirius reprimanded. Harry turned to his mother. "Ma." he tried
slowly. Lily's jaw dropped.


"Oh he-" "Da." he said, turning to Sirius. Sirius melted. "Nope kiddo, this is da." He indicated a very pissed off James
Potter. Harry let out a ear piercing scream. "Dada." Harry said firmly. James looked murderous. "Aw Prongs, he didn't mean
it, did you kiddo?" Sirius said good-naturedly.


Harry moved on to safer ground. "MA!" He said, clearly pleased with himself. "That's right pumpkin." Lily cooed.


James watched on as Sirius Black cuddled with his son. his arm around his wife. James got up and left. Lily and Sirius didn't
notice.


***


James came back into the room. "That bicth." he said clearly. Sirius's head snapped up. "You heard?" he asked dully. He
looked rather ill. James nodded, feeling horrible for Sirius. Yet, he was somehow, he knew it was wrong, but with Sirius out
of the picture, he might have a chance with Lily.


But it was still bad.


"Sirius-mabey, if we register-" James suggested tentatively. "No. This is my problem James, we are not registering." Sirius's
voice held no room for argument. James nodded. "Right then. Good night Sirius." James got into bed and fell asleep quickly.
Sirius did not sleep for a long time. He couldn't.


***


the next morning


"Morning Sunshine." Alicia was perched on his bed. Not the image Sirius wanted to wake up to. "Ergh." he grunted. "Get up,
we're doing breakfast." Alicia tugged his covers off. "I don't eat breakfast." Sirius tugged his covers back on. "You do now"
Alicia stole his pillow. "Fucking bicth." Sirius glared at her. "I try." Alicia said cheerfully. Sirius wearily got up. "No
jury would convict me." he muttered, going to take a shower.


When he arrived back, Alicia was still there. "Don't you have to meet with some minions from hell or something?" Sirius held
his towel tight. "Not until four, hurry up and get dressed." Alicia said. "Get out and I will." Sirius retorted. Alicia
smirked. "Not like I've never seen you naked before. Very nice by the way." "Thank you, turn around or something." Sirius
said. Alicia sighed and did so. Sirius quickly got dressed, keeping a wary eye on Alicia.


"Done." he announced. "Smashing, let's go." she walked out, trailed by Sirius. When they reached the common room Alicia grabbed
his hand. "Here we go." "I hate you." "Don't care, hi hun." Alicia called, waving brightly at Tara Hager. Tara did a double
take on there entwined hands and her frosty glance turned into a warm smile. "'Lisha-pet, how are you? Are you coming to
breakfast?" she kissed Alicia's cheek. Alicia smiled sweetly. "Course Tara, you?" she inquired. "Yes, come sit with us Alicia
and don't forget Sirius." she chirped and disappeared into a crowd of adoring minions.


"Not Tara! Please Alicia!" Sirius couldn't stand Tara, she gave him the creeps. "Be good Sirius, once I gain enough social
standing I'll drop you, but until then, Tara is your new best friend. Deal with it." she snapped.


"Ergh." Sirius croaked. They walked to breakfast.



***



New Years Eve 1980



Sirius was early to the Potter's party. He came to help with the decorations and play with Harry. He rang the doorbell. He
herd a high pitched wail. Oops. Sirius had forgotten that Harry didn't like the door bell. Lily opened it, looking irritated.
"Sorry Lils. Hey Kiddo." he gave Harry his finger to play with. "Hey you." she kissed his cheek and handed him the baby.
Harry, of course reached immediately for Sirius's hair. Sirius laughed and gently tugged it away. Harry pouted but did not cry.
He never cried around Sirius.


"Where's Prongs?" Sirius asked waving a silver streamer in front of the baby's face. Harry's eyes followed it with interest.
Normally he would have grabbed it and eaten it, then his parents would have to perform the stomach pumping charm on him.


Again.


"Kitchen, eating all my food!" Lily yelled this last part. Harry gave his mother an disapproving look as if to say "Hush!
I'm trying to concentrate." "Am not!" James argued. mouth full of crab cakes. Sirius laughed. "Need some help luv?" he asked.
"Over there." she jerked her chin at the far corner of the living room. She handed him some balloons. Sirius put Harry down
next to him. Lily left for the kitchen to make James stop eating her food and Sirius pulled out his wand.


"Watch this kiddo. Heliumus Inflatum." Sirius pointed his wand at the balloons. They expanded and floated up toward the sealing.
He pointed his wand at different spots on the wall, the balloons stuck there. Harry squealed his approval. "Yes it is rather
nice isn't it? Sirius smiled. "Siri- magic?" Lily tried to sound disapproving. "Yeah herd of it?" Sirius asked tartly.
"Lils, come off it, use magic, Harry won't end up a squib." James was worried, he read somewhere that if parents used magic
around there child that the child would become intimidated and would repress magical tendencies. Sirius thought it was pure
crap and Lily privately agreed but James had put his foot down.



"Sirius! Did you use magic?" James voice was alarmed. "No. I work fast right Lils." he winked at her. Lily giggled. James
chose to ignore this. "Sirius you know how I feel about using magic around Harry!" he said, scooping his son up.


Harry screamed.


James quickly handed him to Sirius. My son hates me. He thought. "Da." Harry said and gestured to Sirius's wand. Sirius
handed it to him. "Okay kiddo, let's see what you can do." Sirius joked. Harry nodded importantly. "Ah-ah-oha." he said
firmly, waving the wand. Crimson sparks flew out the end. "Ah." he gave his father a smug look. "I'm guessing he's not a
squib." Sirius said, laughing. "Oh pumpkin that was great." Lily cooed. "Sure was kiddo" Sirius said, messing up Harry's hair.
James felt somehow excluded.


***


1975


Sirius ate his toast silently. "So, Sirius, how did you know Alicia was the one?" Tara asked. Sirius choked. "Wha?" he
coughed. Alicia giggled. "Darling your so silly willy! I was just telling Tara here about are everlasting love." her voice
was pure sugar. "Well I sort of looked into her eyes and just knew. You have no conscience." he whispered the last part so only
she could hear. "Oh! Doesn't he say the nicest things. There over rated anyway." she retorted softly. "Only to you babe. I
hope you die." "Oh I've found my soul mate in you Sirius. Go screw your self."


"Sirius I didn't know you were so romantic!" cooed Krista McKay. "I wasn't until I met Alicia, then my world opened up. Your
a git."


***


1975 (still just changing scenes)


Lily sat down next to James. "Why is he sitting next to Tara's Terrors? Did he hit his head this morning?" she asked. Remus
laughed. "Hey um Lily, I was um you know...wondering if, I mean to say if your not doing anything you know like tomorrow
or if tomorrow's you know not good, we can do it- not it it! But you know-" '


Remus hit him.


"- do you want to go out with me?" he finally blurted out. Just as Lily saw Alicia lean over and kiss Sirius. He did not pull
away. "Sure James."



Part five coming out whenever I write it. I just changed towns and schools so it may be awhile. So write a few comments in
that lil' ol' box. It's straight down. Go on, I know you can do it. *nods encouragingly* ^_^