Karma
Chapter 3 : It pays to be blond
After an amazingly long search in Hell's immense parking lot, Adrien's shiny red corvette convertible (which clashed terribly with his electric blue hair), pulled into a parking space.
"Finally," complianed Draco. He got out of the vehical and looked up.
He scowled, "Wonderful, now we half to walk half a mile to get there!"
"Oh quit whining!", Adrien rolled his eyes. slamming the door shut, "Aradia's a witch, so there's an apparating room."
Draco, who had already started walking, pivoted around, an almost painfully sarcastic look on his face, "Then,", he took a step forward, "Why?", another step, "DID WE TAKE THE BLOODY CAR!!??"
Adrien blinked, looking mock hurt. Then, he hugged the car and said in his most whiny baby voice, "Because I liiiike it!!"
Draco looked annoyed, "Whatever.", and disapparated.
***
After apparating, Draco and Adrien found themselves in a large circular room with black walls and red carpets. Black leather sofas curved against the wall, and a fire crackled in a transperant column that rose from the floor in the center.
Hell of an interior decorator, that Aradia, thought Draco, proceeding with Adrien to the tall double doors.
The sound of dance music exploded as they proceeded down the hall, reaching a long line of people. There several extremely imposing looking bouncers collected money and allowed the people to proceed.
They made their way to the front.
"Okay, " said one of the bouncers placidly, eyeing Adrien's clothes, "30 bucks off you, for the blue hair," he turned to Draco, examining him the same way, "Hmmm... and you're blond. The boss likes blonds," he glanced at his notebook, "25$ off you"
The guys, slightly bemused, payed up and proceeded, turning back to find a slightly overweight guy being charged 50.
Adrien raised an eyebrow, "Okay.... that was a little out there!" He was about to say something else but., "Holy Mother of GOD!!!"
The dance hall that stood infront of them was about the size of two football fields, if not bigger, complete with a stage cage dancers, and of course, spiral columns filled with fire.
Wide patios hung above, filled with tables and bars.
The place was flooded with people, dancing drinking, and socializing.
But then the music stopped.
Cheers rose from the oceans of bodies, everyone there turned towards the stage. The people on balconies rushed to the edges.
"Just in time for the show," whispered Adrien, just loud enough for Draco to hear.
As suddenly as the music stopped it came back on again, only this time it was Limp Bizkit's Rolling.
Flames shot out of narrow cylinders all over the stage.
Through the shiny curtains came a girl in a short black skirt, a red spaghetti strap, and high heels. Her hair fell in an arch behind her .
She made her way up, "HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOO PARTY PEOPLE!!!"
The audience responded with more loud cheering,
Giant tv screens lit up one by one, showing closeups of the girl.
"That's her! That's Aradia!" said Draco, rather eagerly, poking Adrien.
"Dude, are you sure? I mean, I always pictured her as a rich, fat gothic type."
Draco just looked at him funny.
"Aradia is in the house!"screamed the loudspeakers.
"Told you so" whispered Draco.
On the stage, Aradia smiled, "Wow! You guys treat me like a celebrity!"
She shrugged.
"Anyway, here's the deal tonight; I am going to pick, " she paused, "The 5 HOTTEST GUYS IN THE CLUB!!!"
More cheers.
"And then," she placed the mike it's holder-thing, "I will AUCTION THEM OFF!!"
The ladies in the club cheered even louder.
"Well, here we go!' she brought out a pair of tiny theatre benoculars.
Laughs.
"Hmmm, " she lifted the lenses to her eyes, scanning the audience, free hand ready to point out a winner.
"Too short, no, no, HELL NO!! (sorry) Hate the shirt, hate the mushroom cut , hate- WHOA!! Hottie Alert!!" she adjusted the binoculars, " You! yes you, Yah the one with the tan and the white FUBU shirt! Get up here! Oh come on girl! Let your boyfriend go! That's better."
The guy came up, walking up on the stage.
"And what is your name?"
"Uhh... Daniel Millar..."
"Cool. Just stand over here please, Dan"
She continued scanning the crowd and her gaze went up to the patios.
"OOOOOooooo!!! Who's that? Get over here!!!"
The guy got there in an amazingly short time.
"Watz your name?"
The flame haired guy smiled goofily, "Ron Weasely,"
Draco almost toppled over with suprise,
"HIM!!??" gasped Adrien.
She looked over to the other balcony, immeadiatly spotting a african with a a smile from a toothpaste commercial.
After he introduced himself, she went back to searching the audience, until her gaze stopped on Draco and Adrien.
"DOUBLE GROWL!!! You two at the back! Ya!!! Love the hair, dude!!! And bring that blond friend of yours along!!!"
I could of course describe their reaction, but it would take about a page and a half. Just think about it, what if you were chosen as hottest person out of a crowd of atleast two thousand people, when one of your worst enemies was on stage too??
"Sizzle!!! What are your names??"
"Draco Malfoy,"
Ron turned green.
"Adrien White"
Ara did a little claw thing at the chosen guys, " Alright ladies, First up is Daniel! Come 'ere, tell us what you like, "
After a wild conference, Daniel finally got auctioned off for $462.
"Up next, Ron!!!"
Ron got sold for $125.
"Now, JAAAASON!"
$233
"Alright, Adrien!!"
Cheers!!!!!! BIGTIME!!
"HI! I uh... like breakdancing?"
the sheer volumn from the audience made Adrien stumble back three steps.
"Whoa, I'm guessing you girls out there like that too, huh?"
Need I repeat?
Music started, and Adrien front flipped and got to the floor, well, uh, breakdancing.
Adrien sprang up, to great disappointment of the crowd.
"Woo, getting hot in here," he took of his shirt,
"S890, any more?" asked Ara, in between giggles
People just kept on placing there bids, as Adrien did another routine.
"Yah, the temperature here is soaring, people!", he took of his pants, revealing happy face boxers.
He started breakdancing again, ending with a spin on his head, backflipping to his original place, and shrugging, "More,"
Aradia laughed giddily, " SOLD!!! For $1782!!!"
Dissapointment. Swearing. Oh well," Now girls," said Adrien, descending into the arms of the red head thathad purchased him, waving his finger, " Naughty naughty."
"I know, I'm disappointed to see him go, too!" complained Aradia.
"On with- DRACO!!!"
Draco walked over, slouching, feeling stupid.
"Don't worry, man! Just do what I did!!" assured Adrien, in and out of making out with the girls around him.
What about the Malfoy code of honor, draco asked himself. His consionce chuckled darkly, what honor? Father is dead, and so is Mum, whats the point?
Draco felt like punching himself in the face, but thought what his father's reaction would be if he were still alive. Heck!!! Just to piss that asshole off!!!
His pale complexion lit up with devious glee, he smirked.
"Weeeell, I don't really mean to be an Adrien repeat but...... How's about it, people?"
Oh the noise level, my poor ears!!!
"Heh, I'll take that as a yes. Oh bloody hell. Do I have to take my shirt off?"
"Take it off take it all off!!" screamed a girl in the audience, voice barely audible over the rest of the people.
"Yah! What she said!! Yay!!" emphasized Ara.
"Fine," he took of his shirt, tossing it to the side, " Any more?"
"YESSS!!!! screamed the girls.
"Shit, you're a bunch of pervs, you lot!" reluncuntly, he complied, taking off his cargos (his boxers had little chili peppers on them.
"Break dance! Damnit!" screamed a girl.
Draco sighed, and started, spinning on his back, then on his head.
"SOLD!!! $1525!!!
"Argh. You could've atleast made it $1800!! ADrien will eat me alive for this!!" Draco complained to the audience, as he was pulled off stage by a bunch of Japanese high school girls.
*^~ a/n: HUZZAH!!! That took a while!! Thank you so much to the few people that reviewed..... aww, I thought I was good at this. Flames or praise??
Next chapter: PANSY GETS REVENGE (as promised), Adrien and Draco talk to Ara in private, and one more upon request of the reviewers. What do you guys want to happen? Sky's the limit.~^*
Chapter 3 : It pays to be blond
After an amazingly long search in Hell's immense parking lot, Adrien's shiny red corvette convertible (which clashed terribly with his electric blue hair), pulled into a parking space.
"Finally," complianed Draco. He got out of the vehical and looked up.
He scowled, "Wonderful, now we half to walk half a mile to get there!"
"Oh quit whining!", Adrien rolled his eyes. slamming the door shut, "Aradia's a witch, so there's an apparating room."
Draco, who had already started walking, pivoted around, an almost painfully sarcastic look on his face, "Then,", he took a step forward, "Why?", another step, "DID WE TAKE THE BLOODY CAR!!??"
Adrien blinked, looking mock hurt. Then, he hugged the car and said in his most whiny baby voice, "Because I liiiike it!!"
Draco looked annoyed, "Whatever.", and disapparated.
***
After apparating, Draco and Adrien found themselves in a large circular room with black walls and red carpets. Black leather sofas curved against the wall, and a fire crackled in a transperant column that rose from the floor in the center.
Hell of an interior decorator, that Aradia, thought Draco, proceeding with Adrien to the tall double doors.
The sound of dance music exploded as they proceeded down the hall, reaching a long line of people. There several extremely imposing looking bouncers collected money and allowed the people to proceed.
They made their way to the front.
"Okay, " said one of the bouncers placidly, eyeing Adrien's clothes, "30 bucks off you, for the blue hair," he turned to Draco, examining him the same way, "Hmmm... and you're blond. The boss likes blonds," he glanced at his notebook, "25$ off you"
The guys, slightly bemused, payed up and proceeded, turning back to find a slightly overweight guy being charged 50.
Adrien raised an eyebrow, "Okay.... that was a little out there!" He was about to say something else but., "Holy Mother of GOD!!!"
The dance hall that stood infront of them was about the size of two football fields, if not bigger, complete with a stage cage dancers, and of course, spiral columns filled with fire.
Wide patios hung above, filled with tables and bars.
The place was flooded with people, dancing drinking, and socializing.
But then the music stopped.
Cheers rose from the oceans of bodies, everyone there turned towards the stage. The people on balconies rushed to the edges.
"Just in time for the show," whispered Adrien, just loud enough for Draco to hear.
As suddenly as the music stopped it came back on again, only this time it was Limp Bizkit's Rolling.
Flames shot out of narrow cylinders all over the stage.
Through the shiny curtains came a girl in a short black skirt, a red spaghetti strap, and high heels. Her hair fell in an arch behind her .
She made her way up, "HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOO PARTY PEOPLE!!!"
The audience responded with more loud cheering,
Giant tv screens lit up one by one, showing closeups of the girl.
"That's her! That's Aradia!" said Draco, rather eagerly, poking Adrien.
"Dude, are you sure? I mean, I always pictured her as a rich, fat gothic type."
Draco just looked at him funny.
"Aradia is in the house!"screamed the loudspeakers.
"Told you so" whispered Draco.
On the stage, Aradia smiled, "Wow! You guys treat me like a celebrity!"
She shrugged.
"Anyway, here's the deal tonight; I am going to pick, " she paused, "The 5 HOTTEST GUYS IN THE CLUB!!!"
More cheers.
"And then," she placed the mike it's holder-thing, "I will AUCTION THEM OFF!!"
The ladies in the club cheered even louder.
"Well, here we go!' she brought out a pair of tiny theatre benoculars.
Laughs.
"Hmmm, " she lifted the lenses to her eyes, scanning the audience, free hand ready to point out a winner.
"Too short, no, no, HELL NO!! (sorry) Hate the shirt, hate the mushroom cut , hate- WHOA!! Hottie Alert!!" she adjusted the binoculars, " You! yes you, Yah the one with the tan and the white FUBU shirt! Get up here! Oh come on girl! Let your boyfriend go! That's better."
The guy came up, walking up on the stage.
"And what is your name?"
"Uhh... Daniel Millar..."
"Cool. Just stand over here please, Dan"
She continued scanning the crowd and her gaze went up to the patios.
"OOOOOooooo!!! Who's that? Get over here!!!"
The guy got there in an amazingly short time.
"Watz your name?"
The flame haired guy smiled goofily, "Ron Weasely,"
Draco almost toppled over with suprise,
"HIM!!??" gasped Adrien.
She looked over to the other balcony, immeadiatly spotting a african with a a smile from a toothpaste commercial.
After he introduced himself, she went back to searching the audience, until her gaze stopped on Draco and Adrien.
"DOUBLE GROWL!!! You two at the back! Ya!!! Love the hair, dude!!! And bring that blond friend of yours along!!!"
I could of course describe their reaction, but it would take about a page and a half. Just think about it, what if you were chosen as hottest person out of a crowd of atleast two thousand people, when one of your worst enemies was on stage too??
"Sizzle!!! What are your names??"
"Draco Malfoy,"
Ron turned green.
"Adrien White"
Ara did a little claw thing at the chosen guys, " Alright ladies, First up is Daniel! Come 'ere, tell us what you like, "
After a wild conference, Daniel finally got auctioned off for $462.
"Up next, Ron!!!"
Ron got sold for $125.
"Now, JAAAASON!"
$233
"Alright, Adrien!!"
Cheers!!!!!! BIGTIME!!
"HI! I uh... like breakdancing?"
the sheer volumn from the audience made Adrien stumble back three steps.
"Whoa, I'm guessing you girls out there like that too, huh?"
Need I repeat?
Music started, and Adrien front flipped and got to the floor, well, uh, breakdancing.
Adrien sprang up, to great disappointment of the crowd.
"Woo, getting hot in here," he took of his shirt,
"S890, any more?" asked Ara, in between giggles
People just kept on placing there bids, as Adrien did another routine.
"Yah, the temperature here is soaring, people!", he took of his pants, revealing happy face boxers.
He started breakdancing again, ending with a spin on his head, backflipping to his original place, and shrugging, "More,"
Aradia laughed giddily, " SOLD!!! For $1782!!!"
Dissapointment. Swearing. Oh well," Now girls," said Adrien, descending into the arms of the red head thathad purchased him, waving his finger, " Naughty naughty."
"I know, I'm disappointed to see him go, too!" complained Aradia.
"On with- DRACO!!!"
Draco walked over, slouching, feeling stupid.
"Don't worry, man! Just do what I did!!" assured Adrien, in and out of making out with the girls around him.
What about the Malfoy code of honor, draco asked himself. His consionce chuckled darkly, what honor? Father is dead, and so is Mum, whats the point?
Draco felt like punching himself in the face, but thought what his father's reaction would be if he were still alive. Heck!!! Just to piss that asshole off!!!
His pale complexion lit up with devious glee, he smirked.
"Weeeell, I don't really mean to be an Adrien repeat but...... How's about it, people?"
Oh the noise level, my poor ears!!!
"Heh, I'll take that as a yes. Oh bloody hell. Do I have to take my shirt off?"
"Take it off take it all off!!" screamed a girl in the audience, voice barely audible over the rest of the people.
"Yah! What she said!! Yay!!" emphasized Ara.
"Fine," he took of his shirt, tossing it to the side, " Any more?"
"YESSS!!!! screamed the girls.
"Shit, you're a bunch of pervs, you lot!" reluncuntly, he complied, taking off his cargos (his boxers had little chili peppers on them.
"Break dance! Damnit!" screamed a girl.
Draco sighed, and started, spinning on his back, then on his head.
"SOLD!!! $1525!!!
"Argh. You could've atleast made it $1800!! ADrien will eat me alive for this!!" Draco complained to the audience, as he was pulled off stage by a bunch of Japanese high school girls.
*^~ a/n: HUZZAH!!! That took a while!! Thank you so much to the few people that reviewed..... aww, I thought I was good at this. Flames or praise??
Next chapter: PANSY GETS REVENGE (as promised), Adrien and Draco talk to Ara in private, and one more upon request of the reviewers. What do you guys want to happen? Sky's the limit.~^*